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Post by Dougs on Nov 17, 2022 15:46:00 GMT
I can't really. I am not a small chap. Dismembered, maybe. Even that would be tricky I think.
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Post by wunty on Nov 17, 2022 15:46:17 GMT
Dougs I hope for your sake you've at least put a label on the outside saying what station you want dropped off at.
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Post by Vortex on Nov 17, 2022 15:50:08 GMT
Did you at least get a bit of charge into your device before being dismembered?
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Post by dogbot on Nov 17, 2022 15:50:56 GMT
I can't really. I am not a small chap. Dismembered, maybe. Even that would be tricky I think. This might be my favourite new page post ever.
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Post by Dougs on Nov 17, 2022 15:51:22 GMT
Threaded the cable through the zip. Sorted.
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Post by nemesis on Nov 17, 2022 15:53:14 GMT
Threaded the cable through the zip. Sorted. /pages Innuendobot
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Post by wunty on Nov 17, 2022 15:57:02 GMT
I like the fact that in one thread we're talking about nose maggots and in another we're talking about dougs lying dismembered in a suitcase. Didn't realise I'd logged on to rotten.com by mistake.
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Post by Vortex on Nov 17, 2022 16:02:24 GMT
I saw too much manky stuff on rotten.com back in the day when t'internet was young.
That's why I'm not looking at nose maggots.
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Post by Dougs on Nov 17, 2022 16:11:31 GMT
Anyway, the old couple spoke to each other. She shouted at him as he couldn't work the ticket machine at the ferry port. Progress
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Post by askew on Nov 17, 2022 16:33:04 GMT
Yes, considering we are in the Match thread, and I catch sight of the word 'member' and 'not being a small chap' my mind went elsewhere.
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Post by nemesis on Nov 17, 2022 16:47:24 GMT
It's what they're pulling the suitcase with.
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Post by nemesis on Nov 17, 2022 16:48:07 GMT
Elephant trunk?
Why yes, yes it is.
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Post by Lukus on Nov 17, 2022 17:59:45 GMT
I can't really. I am not a small chap. Dismembered, maybe. Even that would be tricky I think. I thought we were still talking about how gross sex is for a minute then
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Post by mikeck on Nov 18, 2022 8:20:42 GMT
I like the fact that in one thread we're talking about nose maggots and in another we're talking about dougs lying dismembered in a suitcase. Didn't realise I'd logged on to rotten.com by mistake.
Off to find the nose maggot thread
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Post by Danno on Nov 18, 2022 8:48:22 GMT
I like the fact that in one thread we're talking about nose maggots and in another we're talking about dougs lying dismembered in a suitcase. Didn't realise I'd logged on to rotten.com by mistake.
Off to find the nose maggot thread Don't.
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Post by geefe on Nov 19, 2022 9:15:12 GMT
So a friend of mine gave me a hell of an opening gambit this morning.
He's having some blood taken down at the clinic after having sex with a bloke....
...after getting a grindr account just to see if he fancied men, having split up from his gf of about 7 years.
I don't think his Friday went how he expected it to.
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Post by cubby on Nov 19, 2022 9:43:27 GMT
I suspect he might like blokes a bit.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 19, 2022 9:44:39 GMT
Maybe he's getting his blood checked for gay.
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Post by Onny on Nov 19, 2022 10:38:46 GMT
So a friend of mine gave me a hell of an opening gambit this morning. He's having some blood taken down at the clinic after having sex with a bloke.... ...after getting a grindr account just to see if he fancied men, having split up from his gf of about 7 years. I don't think his Friday went how he expected it to. What was the gambit? Is he trying the waters with you? www.theonion.com/why-do-all-these-homosexuals-keep-sucking-my-cock-1819583529
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Post by sport✅ on Nov 19, 2022 10:49:35 GMT
Well, it is International Men's Day today.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 19, 2022 11:41:58 GMT
A bit pointless testing fay after. You need to wait 30 days to test for most things
Allegedly I heard.
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Post by mrpon on Nov 19, 2022 11:43:00 GMT
Did he show you his opened gambit?
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Post by RumMonkey on Nov 19, 2022 11:44:53 GMT
Hope you didn't feel light headed when getting your blood taken, geefe.
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Post by trafford on Nov 19, 2022 14:48:44 GMT
The old, I knew he was gay because his cock tasted of shit gambit.
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Post by 😎 on Nov 19, 2022 15:48:40 GMT
“A friend”, suuuuure.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 19, 2022 15:52:02 GMT
so he took gremmi's advice after all
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Post by Deleted on Dec 28, 2022 21:37:52 GMT
It's been a while, so...
... I'm pleased to say we've announced our engagement to the world (it's on Insta and everything), including all the people we work with. My flat sale is going through and we're looking for a place together.
It's been a wild ride, this relationship. Totally unconventional in just about every respect and we've had to be secretive because of her family's culture, the fact that we work together, my divorce not yet being finalised etc. I don't have many IRL friends where I live, so I've massively enjoyed posting in this thread and I've really appreciated the camaraderie, support, wise counsel and piss-taking. Thanks, fellas.
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Post by Jambowayoh on Dec 28, 2022 21:39:25 GMT
No, no THANK YOU.
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Post by lordofthedunce on Dec 28, 2022 21:48:50 GMT
And yet it feels like this is just the start...
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Post by askew on Dec 28, 2022 21:56:08 GMT
And now, the end is near And so I face the final curtain
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