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Post by Jambowayoh on Apr 11, 2024 18:32:11 GMT
True, sometimes arguments can be from deeper issues but they also could be about why you don't clean your shit stains after using the toilet.
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Post by LegendaryApe on Apr 11, 2024 19:33:50 GMT
True, sometimes arguments can be from deeper issues but they also could be about why you don't clean your shit stains after using the toilet. See, this is what I'm talking about. I don't mean fights about kids or religion or politics, just small things. Putting the empty toilet rolls in the bin, that kinda stuff
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Post by Danno on Apr 11, 2024 22:45:21 GMT
True, sometimes arguments can be from deeper issues but they also could be about why you don't clean your shit stains after using the toilet. See, this is what I'm talking about. I don't mean fights about kids or religion or politics, just small things. Putting the empty toilet rolls in the bin, that kinda stuff That BS usually comes after at least two years of pent up seething rage without ever saying anything about it. I'm building a shelter for this. Ms. Duck has identified an anal beard strand somewhere and the meltdown is brewing
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Post by LegendaryApe on Apr 12, 2024 4:57:59 GMT
See, this is what I'm talking about. I don't mean fights about kids or religion or politics, just small things. Putting the empty toilet rolls in the bin, that kinda stuff That BS usually comes after at least two years of pent up seething rage without ever saying anything about it. I'm building a shelter for this. Ms. Duck has identified an anal beard strand somewhere and the meltdown is brewingAnal beard strands...that's a new one on me. "By jove, Thaddeus, what what. Why, I've found another of your anal beard strands in the fondue again. By the King's big ears, if I ever find such a beast of a hair again I'll paddle you redder than your gouty left foot."
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Post by Onny on Apr 12, 2024 5:42:21 GMT
Jesus, you are some jaded mother fuckers in this thread.
Puddleduck: “I have fallen head over heels in love with someone” Fontgeek: “Fucking lol. It’s been 3 weeks, haven’t you had an argument yet? That’s not normal!”
I met my wife almost 20 years ago. We felt a similarly strong chemistry - almost overwhelmingly so. We pretty much moved in together after a few weeks and we didn’t have a “proper” argument for a very very long time.
Things change of course and the initial giddy excitement does fade. But Christ fellas, understand that this does actually happen in real life to actual people and not just in films.
User Puddleduck, glad you have found someone who you love and loves you. What a fantastic experience to have in your life. Godspeed, and fuck the haters.
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Post by Danno on Apr 12, 2024 6:05:07 GMT
Simmer down Richard Curtis
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Post by Onny on Apr 12, 2024 6:33:22 GMT
I er I well that is to say er I think er um well yes fuck the er fuck the haters.
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Post by Lukus on Apr 12, 2024 8:26:35 GMT
Jesus, you are some jaded mother fuckers in this thread. Puddleduck: “I have fallen head over heels in love with someone” Fontgeek: “Fucking lol. It’s been 3 weeks, haven’t you had an argument yet? That’s not normal!” I met my wife almost 20 years ago. We felt a similarly strong chemistry - almost overwhelmingly so. We pretty much moved in together after a few weeks and we didn’t have a “proper” argument for a very very long time. Things change of course and the initial giddy excitement does fade. But Christ fellas, understand that this does actually happen in real life to actual people and not just in films. User Puddleduck, glad you have found someone who you love and loves you. What a fantastic experience to have in your life. Godspeed, and fuck the haters. Yeah but you are 30.
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Post by Psiloc on Apr 12, 2024 8:34:46 GMT
I dunno, I see a lot of congratulations and joy being shared in this thread too. I think it's specifically the moving in so quickly part that makes some of us want him to be careful and its just coming out in the form of ribbing. It's definitely true that it can also work out beautifully too, and puddleduck seems pretty damn sure of himself
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Post by Ulythium on Apr 12, 2024 8:45:26 GMT
I think most of us are genuinely pleased for Puddleduck. Urging caution and taking the piss, for sure - 'tis the Font Geek way! - but happy for him all the same.
For his part, P-duck's being a damn good sport about said teasing, which is nice.
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Post by Psiloc on Apr 12, 2024 8:54:47 GMT
I for one will miss him when he disappears under mysterious circumstances
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Post by mrpon on Apr 12, 2024 8:55:38 GMT
Trying to upload a photo?
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Post by askew on Apr 12, 2024 9:05:49 GMT
Get Imgur wrong and you’re in a whole world of hurt.
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Post by dmukgr on Apr 12, 2024 9:35:26 GMT
...and puddleduck seems pretty damn sure of himself It is the girl I worry about - I can see his confidence and assured manner as being something that has sucked her in and after a while it may grate and she will be dying for him to just lose his rag on something mundane. Hope I'm wrong, but we all seem to worry about him when in reality there are two of them to worry about.
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Post by dmukgr on Apr 12, 2024 9:36:59 GMT
Onny is right though and my own experiences were similar, and whilst we are still married now, if arguing was an olympic sport I would be a shoe in to represent Britain.
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Post by Jambowayoh on Apr 12, 2024 9:37:00 GMT
Jesus, you are some jaded mother fuckers in this thread. Puddleduck: “I have fallen head over heels in love with someone” Fontgeek: “Fucking lol. It’s been 3 weeks, haven’t you had an argument yet? That’s not normal!” I met my wife almost 20 years ago. We felt a similarly strong chemistry - almost overwhelmingly so. We pretty much moved in together after a few weeks and we didn’t have a “proper” argument for a very very long time. Things change of course and the initial giddy excitement does fade. But Christ fellas, understand that this does actually happen in real life to actual people and not just in films. User Puddleduck, glad you have found someone who you love and loves you. What a fantastic experience to have in your life. Godspeed, and fuck the haters. You've just moved in with user Puddleduck haven't you?
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Post by nexus6 on Apr 12, 2024 9:40:26 GMT
Onny is right though and my own experiences were similar, and whilst we are still married now, if arguing was an olympic sport I would be a shoe in to represent Britain. No you wouldn't
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Post by Dougs on Apr 12, 2024 9:45:08 GMT
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Post by Vortex on Apr 12, 2024 10:24:12 GMT
Jesus, you are some jaded mother fuckers Welcome to the forum. T'was ever thus. 😀
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Post by peacemaker on Apr 12, 2024 10:24:32 GMT
The reactions to puddles situation depends on everyone’s own experiences and the advice given is more helpful tales of caution and pretty much everyone seems to wish the best for him.
I hope they get married and have a fairy tale story. I’m just jaded from many failed relationships but I still believe in the cheesy shit they are going through right now.
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Post by puddleduck on Apr 12, 2024 10:58:23 GMT
The reactions to puddles situation depends on everyone’s own experiences and the advice given is more helpful tales of caution and pretty much everyone seems to wish the best for him. I hope they get married and have a fairy tale story. I’m just jaded from many failed relationships but I still believe in the cheesy shit they are going through right now. Yeah, as you implied, people's comments say far more about them than they might realise. There's a lot of pent up past traumas in these here parts 😂
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Post by Syrette on Apr 12, 2024 11:20:39 GMT
Yeah, how many divorcees we got up in here?
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Post by puddleduck on Apr 12, 2024 11:27:17 GMT
We felt a similarly strong chemistry - almost overwhelmingly so. We pretty much moved in together after a few weeks and we didn’t have a “proper” argument for a very very long time. Things change of course and the initial giddy excitement does fade. But Christ fellas, understand that this does actually happen in real life to actual people and not just in films. User Puddleduck, glad you have found someone who you love and loves you. What a fantastic experience to have in your life. Godspeed, and fuck the haters. Appreciate the kind words, thanks! I generally feel that people's advice is usually just the advice they'd give themselves or want to be given, and it's moulded by their own experiences and those of the people they know. So people really can post what they want if I'm sharing my story, at the very least it's great for playing amateur psychologist with 😁
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Post by Psiloc on Apr 12, 2024 11:53:20 GMT
I generally feel that people's advice is usually just the advice they'd give themselves or want to be given, and it's moulded by their own experiences and those of the people they know. A truly sick and twisted foundation to base advice on! j/k man, I think everyone just wants you to go in with your eyes open is all. And we do that in the form of brutal mockery and jokes as is the FG way, that's how you know you're one of the gang. FWIW I don't have any of the trauma I think you're referring to, I had the most straightforward love life you can imagine
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Post by dfunked on Apr 12, 2024 11:55:36 GMT
Missionary position every time?
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Post by Jambowayoh on Apr 12, 2024 12:02:10 GMT
Two pumps and a squirt. That's what helped us beat Hitler!
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Post by dmukgr on Apr 12, 2024 12:08:46 GMT
Boy meets girl Girl doesn’t like boy Girl holds alllllll the cards Boy sulks
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Post by Jambowayoh on Apr 12, 2024 12:30:28 GMT
Can someone post No.8 please? It's friday and I can't be arsed today.
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Post by puddleduck on Apr 12, 2024 12:32:52 GMT
Having said all this, she sat next to me a short while ago and asked to squeeze a spot on the side of my head 😂
"But it's staring at me with its ugly big head" is the exact quote 😂
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Post by Jambowayoh on Apr 12, 2024 12:36:43 GMT
She wasn talking about the OTHER head, you guys.
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