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Post by Frog on Jan 30, 2022 21:16:10 GMT
The rules;
No biting
No scratching
No bicycles
No clothes
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Post by Deleted on Jan 30, 2022 21:54:38 GMT
Gone for mother cruncher.
Nick is too middleclass now and become to comfortable in that lifestyle. Probably starting to get some moobs from all the hummus he eats.
MC is a cyclist survival expert. Heightened senses from riding 200km every day, always primed to attack. I think he'll get Nick in a leglock and crush his skull with his giant calves.
He will turn his skull into a bell for his mad max style road bike.
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Post by Lukus on Jan 30, 2022 21:57:23 GMT
I've got Nick by dangerous driving in the fifth.
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Post by Frog on Jan 30, 2022 21:57:34 GMT
Ooh the voting has swung the other way. After an early lead for Mr Middleclass, Mr Cruncher has taken control of the fight and is currently leading.
Maybe Rums comments about the hummus moons were right.
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Post by theguy on Jan 30, 2022 22:00:35 GMT
Joe wins the early rounds but then he tires since he usually hunts down cyclists in his car all day and doesn't get the exercise a cyclist would.
mothercruncher wins the next few but then the lycra suit proves to be his downfall
They both drop to exhaustion. It's a tie. Trust me I'm an expert
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Post by Danno on Jan 30, 2022 22:01:31 GMT
The rules; No biting No scratching No bicycles No clothes Dude what, lol |
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Post by Danno on Jan 30, 2022 22:02:12 GMT
The rules; No biting No scratching No bicycles No clothes Dude what, lol I like them both, I'm not voting over a weird misunderstanding. I'll vote for the "best use of the poll feature" at the annual awards though |
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Post by Frog on Jan 30, 2022 22:02:22 GMT
You have a problem with the rules Danno?
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Post by Danno on Jan 30, 2022 22:03:57 GMT
You have a problem with the rules Danno? You left out "no cats" for a start |
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Post by Danno on Jan 30, 2022 22:04:27 GMT
Cars*. CARS*
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Post by Deleted on Jan 30, 2022 22:04:31 GMT
You know they don't actually have to fight, Danno?
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Post by Danno on Jan 30, 2022 22:05:37 GMT
You know they don't actually have to fight, Danno? What?!! |
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Post by Frog on Jan 30, 2022 22:08:14 GMT
No scratching ruled out cats anyway Danno.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 30, 2022 22:09:13 GMT
You have a problem with the rules Danno? You left out "no cats" for a start "Two men enter, one man leaves". Every one knows that rule Danno. |
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Post by 😎 on Jan 30, 2022 22:09:45 GMT
Technically this is illegal on public land.
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Post by Frog on Jan 30, 2022 22:14:12 GMT
Nick's taking a pasting now, after flying out of the blocks he looks like he may have blown his load prematurely.
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Post by Danno on Jan 30, 2022 22:14:31 GMT
No scratching ruled out cats anyway Danno. My cat jumped off a bookshelf and headbutted me into the TV unit once She is a bit of a "character" so maybe not the best barometer for cat behaviour |
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Post by Danno on Jan 30, 2022 22:47:51 GMT
Technically this is illegal on public land. If we schedule it for about late March/early April I'll have a ring ready in the garden, with a barbeque on the go. We'll need more than one fight. |
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Post by Frog on Jan 31, 2022 6:43:50 GMT
If we leave it that long it will have a full card.
Also Nick has rallied and its looking pretty even. That never say die attitude is what made him the bookies favourite going into this.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 31, 2022 9:31:49 GMT
Nick needs to change his name to Joe Middleweight, surely.
Joe Middleweight vs Motherpuncher.
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Post by Solid-SCB- on Jan 31, 2022 9:34:45 GMT
I'd like an independent check for homemade hunting knives hidden in gloves before I lump on, please.
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Post by mothercruncher on Jan 31, 2022 9:46:44 GMT
🤣
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Post by Frog on Jan 31, 2022 14:46:22 GMT
It's razor close and the poll is staying open until 10pm tonight.
Winner gets absolutely fuck all as I'm poor.
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Post by dogbot on Jan 31, 2022 14:48:49 GMT
I feel like Nick might win after a "mysterious accident" on the way to the arena.
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Post by Jambowayoh on Jan 31, 2022 14:51:15 GMT
If Nick wins can he burn the insignia of of his car into user Mothercruncher's arse cheek please? He can pick which one.
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Post by Solid-SCB- on Jan 31, 2022 14:52:48 GMT
When he made his way to the top of the heavyweight division in 2022, he took the opportunity to declare freely: “nickthegun is a slave name. I didn't choose it, and I don't want it. I am Joe Middleclass, a free name — it means beloved of coffee snobs and amateur blacksmiths, and I insist people use it when people speak to me.”
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Post by Frog on Jan 31, 2022 17:47:55 GMT
Going to take a big swing for Nick to get back in it now. I'm not even sure 6 people will view this thread before it ends.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 31, 2022 17:49:25 GMT
I'm surprised we have 40 members to cast as many votes/make as many bets as we have, tbh.
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Post by Frog on Jan 31, 2022 17:57:35 GMT
There was a lot of hype as it looked like we had a spot on the undercard for the next Logan Paul fight but that fell through and now the idea of 2 middle aged has beens slugging it out in Sainsbury's car park doesn't quite have the same draw.
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Post by Aunt Alison on Jan 31, 2022 18:02:21 GMT
mothercruncher would win hands down. He's like the gadget kid from The Goodnies
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