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Post by LegendaryApe on Jan 30, 2022 20:25:00 GMT
Actually the worst people are the ones who mention electric scooters are illegal if they even think someone is about to start talking about them. I do that. I'll mention if it someone's in the car with me and I see one on the road. It's a pretty interesting fact. I'll usually go with an open ended "That's illegal" without indicating to the e-scooter. My passenger will respond with "what's illegal?" That's when I give them the 411 on the scooter conundrum. I won't say how many times this has gotten me laid but let's just say chick's dig a streetwise brain box. Username checks out
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Post by LegendaryApe on Jan 30, 2022 20:25:12 GMT
Snap
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Post by Danno on Jan 30, 2022 20:27:01 GMT
We'll look miiiiighty silly when he eventually decides it's 'LOAD THREE POINT OHHHH' time
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Post by mothercruncher on Jan 30, 2022 20:43:01 GMT
Just wanted a thread where we could have some car talk
New learner looking for advice? Buying a new car? Want to rant about some dickhead. Look no further fam. Yep Could well have been just that until, out of the blue, we got “the problem with cyclists…”
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Post by Jambowayoh on Jan 30, 2022 20:46:56 GMT
Hitler and Stalin were cyclists.
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Post by Trowel 🏴 on Jan 30, 2022 20:47:44 GMT
Actually the worst people are the ones who mention electric scooters are illegal if they even think someone is about to start talking about them. I do that. I'll mention if it someone's in the car with me and I see one on the road. It's a pretty interesting fact. I'll usually go with an open ended "That's illegal" without indicating to the e-scooter. My passenger will respond with "what's illegal?" That's when I give them the 411 on the scooter conundrum. I won't say how many times this has gotten me laid but let's just say chick's dig a streetwise brain box. We've had scooter trials in Bristol for the last year, and it's as though students think stepping onto one makes them invulnerable. Particularly love it when they double up on one. There's no way half of them even have a driving licence, which is supposedly needed.
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Post by Frog on Jan 30, 2022 20:50:50 GMT
We have them here and to be fair most people are perfectly behaved on them.
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Post by Danno on Jan 30, 2022 20:51:41 GMT
Hitler and Stalin were cyclists. So was Churchill, but the fat cunt needed stabilisers and that would have looked bad in the papers
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Post by Zomoniac on Jan 30, 2022 20:55:13 GMT
I do that. I'll mention if it someone's in the car with me and I see one on the road. It's a pretty interesting fact. I'll usually go with an open ended "That's illegal" without indicating to the e-scooter. My passenger will respond with "what's illegal?" That's when I give them the 411 on the scooter conundrum. I won't say how many times this has gotten me laid but let's just say chick's dig a streetwise brain box. We've had scooter trials in Bristol for the last year, and it's as though students think stepping onto one makes them invulnerable. Particularly love it when they double up on one. There's no way half of them even have a driving licence, which is supposedly needed. Spent a couple of nights in Bristol this summer, had never seen one of them before, had to jump out of the way a lot of times. Pretty sure even where they’re legal they still have to be used on the road and not the pavement, but nobody seemed to have made that widely known.
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Post by Jambowayoh on Jan 30, 2022 20:55:39 GMT
Hitler and Stalin were cyclists. So was Churchill, but the fat cunt needed stabilisers and that would have looked bad in the papers Errr, THAT fat cunt is a GB News correspondent, thank you very much. Have some respect.
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Post by Bongo Heracles on Jan 30, 2022 20:57:43 GMT
Could well have been just that until, out of the blue, we got “the problem with cyclists…” Give it a rest, guy. This isn’t helping the image of your people.
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Post by mothercruncher on Jan 30, 2022 20:59:04 GMT
It’s less impressive if you can’t quote correctly.
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Post by Bongo Heracles on Jan 30, 2022 21:00:09 GMT
Correct my grammar next!
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Post by mothercruncher on Jan 30, 2022 21:00:50 GMT
Or, just stop being a cunt.
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Post by Danno on Jan 30, 2022 21:00:51 GMT
C'mon now. It's time to kiss and have fantastic make up sex, you silly billies.
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Post by Bongo Heracles on Jan 30, 2022 21:01:42 GMT
Or, just stop being a cunt. It’s this kind of language that makes me think you are a bad cyclist
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Post by 😎 on Jan 30, 2022 21:04:29 GMT
I’m reminded of that Frasier episode where he learns how to ride a bike.
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Post by askew on Jan 30, 2022 21:05:37 GMT
I like bike
I like car
Me hate bus
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Post by Jambowayoh on Jan 30, 2022 21:06:40 GMT
Can we just crowdfund a charity Sports Relief boxing match between a bicycle and car, see who wins and leave it there please?
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Post by Danno on Jan 30, 2022 21:07:17 GMT
I like bike I like car Me hate bus Inside, outside, or both?
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Post by Danno on Jan 30, 2022 21:08:11 GMT
Can we just crowdfund a charity Sports Relief boxing match between a bicycle and car, see who wins and leave it there please? Very poor choice of words
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Post by Bongo Heracles on Jan 30, 2022 21:08:34 GMT
I’m reminded of that Frasier episode where he learns how to ride a bike. I liked when he kept riding into the tree. The episode of Frasier was pretty funny, too.
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Post by Jambowayoh on Jan 30, 2022 21:09:02 GMT
Can we just crowdfund a charity Sports Relief boxing match between a bicycle and car, see who wins and leave it there please? Very poor choice of words Come fucking fight me bro. I'll be wearing lycra.
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Post by mothercruncher on Jan 30, 2022 21:09:32 GMT
Or, just stop being a cunt. It’s this kind of language that makes me think you are a bad cyclist It’s this kind of hypocritical diarrhea that makes me think your opinion is not worth caring about. Richard Hammond would absolutely LOVE your schtick though buddy. CARAVANSLOL
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Post by Bongo Heracles on Jan 30, 2022 21:10:27 GMT
I’m just abiding your rules of engagement, m8
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Post by Danno on Jan 30, 2022 21:11:02 GMT
Very poor choice of words Come fucking fight me bro. I'll be wearing lycra. I have zero skin in this game dude. I'm popcorning all the way.
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Post by mothercruncher on Jan 30, 2022 21:12:38 GMT
You’ve had much better comebacks. Are you a bit tired?
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Post by 😎 on Jan 30, 2022 21:15:15 GMT
When I cycle into the office I let everyone know, there may be perfectly good bike racks in the car park but I’m going to wheel it right to my cube. I have to awkwardly prop it against one of the sides and it makes moving my chair around implausible but it’s worth it. I then head to the gents and wipe myself down with some paper towels and change, although sometimes I just put my shirt on over the top of my lycra, might even keep the top button unpopped and it makes me feel like Superman.
No one wants to sit next to me at lunch though, they say it’s because of the ripe smell, and so does HR, but I know what it is really.
Jealousy.
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Post by Zomoniac on Jan 30, 2022 21:16:25 GMT
Frasier learning to ride a bike has nothing on the best vehicle of the series.
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Post by Bongo Heracles on Jan 30, 2022 21:17:07 GMT
Technically, they are illegal to ride on the road
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