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Post by Nanocrystal on Jan 20, 2022 3:19:14 GMT
I hate my nipples. If I could have them surgically removed I would. In intimate situations they are off limits, that was one of the first things I made clear to my other half. They serve no biological function and, what's worse, they can get badly chafed when running in the rain. Seriously, the first time that happened to me, the tips of them looked like raw meat and stung like hell when I got in the shower. They took several days to scab up and heal, and it made me feel nauseous the whole time. Now I have to put plasters over them every time I run, just for peace of mind. Then there's the annoying ring of hairs around each one that needs to be shaved weekly, otherwise I can feel them poking out through the front of my T shirt (the hairs not the nips). And as anyone who has seen Bob Geldof's remarkable performance in The Wall (1982) will know, nipple shaving can go badly wrong. I have nothing against female nipples, they're fine. Male ones are problematic, at best.
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Post by ekz on Jan 20, 2022 4:14:43 GMT
Way too lazy to have ever ran in the rain, but I can confirm they're shit and unnecessary. And sensitive. Why? WHY ARE THEY SO SENSITIVE
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Post by Bill in the rain on Jan 20, 2022 4:52:05 GMT
I can't say I've ever given mine any thought. Infact, I kinda forgot I had them.
What are you guys doing to them???
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Post by Nanocrystal on Jan 20, 2022 4:56:13 GMT
Way too lazy to have ever ran in the rain Even running in a sweaty top will rub them raw. If you want a real horror show, do a google image search for runners with bleeding nipples. Not for the squeamish. |
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Post by ekz on Jan 20, 2022 7:21:50 GMT
I should've clarified. I'm way too lazy to run, period. Also I'm a bit knock knee'd so not only would my nipples hurt but my self esteem would too
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Post by Aunt Alison on Jan 20, 2022 7:26:38 GMT
Aren't they all female nipples?
The only thing that bothers me is if I'm cleaning my glasses without a top on and a hair gets caught in the hinge and pulled. This happens quite a lot actually but a small price to pay for a nice pair of nipples
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Post by jono62 on Jan 20, 2022 7:31:26 GMT
Way too lazy to have ever ran in the rain Even running in a sweaty top will rub them raw. If you want a real horror show, do a google image search for runners with bleeding nipples. Not for the squeamish. That's what Roy Batty was talking about with his 'tears in the rain' speech. Chafing nipples. |
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Post by cubby on Jan 20, 2022 7:31:30 GMT
When I was 18 I developed a lump which turned out to be a benign, but now I'm left with a nipple that's sunken into my chest and it looks really weird and it's incredibly tender if I do exercise. So yeah, not massively fond of the things.
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Post by elstoof on Jan 20, 2022 7:39:09 GMT
In intimate situations they are off limits, that was one of the first things I made clear to my other half. |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 20, 2022 7:41:49 GMT
You need nip guards for rain running. Otherwise, yeah, horrendous. I've had them so raw they've bled. The pain is unreal.
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Post by Aunt Alison on Jan 20, 2022 7:42:58 GMT
Why not just get them surgically removed
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Post by elstoof on Jan 20, 2022 7:43:27 GMT
Wear a bra when you’re running
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Post by Nanocrystal on Jan 20, 2022 7:45:15 GMT
Why not just get them surgically removed My GP just rolled his eyes at me. |
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Post by Aunt Alison on Jan 20, 2022 7:49:08 GMT
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Post by dfunked on Jan 20, 2022 7:49:40 GMT
Nipple tape? That sounds like it's a thing.
Can't say I really mind mins. They're just there, doing nothing. Don't mind my pecs being caressed either, it's not a bad feeling if there's a bit of nip fondling thrown in.
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Post by Danno on Jan 20, 2022 8:20:43 GMT
What/why the fuck did I just stumble into
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Post by Aunt Alison on Jan 20, 2022 8:35:39 GMT
Serious nipple discussion
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Post by H-alphaFox on Jan 20, 2022 8:40:57 GMT
I like my nips.
I find them charming and elegant.
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Post by dfunked on Jan 20, 2022 8:54:45 GMT
Thread title should "a treat tease" instead...
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Post by Nanocrystal on Jan 20, 2022 8:59:44 GMT
Teat tease?
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Post by dfunked on Jan 20, 2022 9:01:56 GMT
Yes please.
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Post by sport✅ on Jan 20, 2022 9:08:08 GMT
Even Batman hates them.
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Post by Reviewer on Jan 20, 2022 9:18:07 GMT
In intimate situations they are off limits, that was one of the first things I made clear to my other half. It’s an unusual icebreaker on a first date. “Hi I’m nanocrystal. You’re never touching my nipples and I HATE THEM!” |
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Post by TheSaint on Jan 20, 2022 9:22:52 GMT
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Post by Aunt Alison on Jan 20, 2022 9:38:06 GMT
You could also go running in a peephole pringle
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Post by Deleted on Jan 20, 2022 9:51:22 GMT
Modelled on an SAS balaclava.
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Post by rawshark on Jan 20, 2022 10:14:09 GMT
I'm a hairy man with hairy nips. Shaving only makes it worse / more coarse. Let the hair flow. It may even give you some protection against your shirt when you run. I was always more self conscious about my hairy shoulders and back, but now I'm 40 being attractive feels like a foolish pursuit.
I can imagine having much more anxiety about my nips if I were a girl. So much more can go wrong. Areolas can be all encompassing, nips can be inverted, nips can be flesh coloured and almost invisible, they can hang low... they've got a lot more pressure to look perfect.
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Post by mrpon on Jan 20, 2022 10:21:04 GMT
Mine are on limits  |
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Post by retro74 on Jan 20, 2022 10:24:46 GMT
I like mine
I’d have an extra one if I could
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Post by スコットランド on Jan 20, 2022 10:25:36 GMT
WTF kind of body hair pokes through a t-shirt?
Are you a human Brillo pad?
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