The Mail (really) ran a piece on his entire throne of lies today, even delving into his "journalism". Ignoring their hypocrisy and enabling of the fat boozey shitwheeze, if they have knives out he's fucked.
But he's a resilient cunt when it comes to power, so he'll be forced out unwillingly, and hopefully in the most agonising manner posible, no doubt shortly followed by another affair*+divorce. And maybe, just maybe he'll be too tarnished to make the big bucks on the speaking/lobbying circuit afterwards.**
*Somehow - I made dumplings that were more fuckable in a two hour Wowcher dim sum making course back in 2016 with a sprained forearm.
**I'm not naive enough to really believe this, just let me have this for a moment
However, the prime minister is reportedly preparing a plan to stay in the job in which top officials may be sacked in place of Johnson. First reported by the Independent, the drive has been dubbed “Operation Save Big Dog” by Johnson himself
Trudging slowly over Persian rugs Back to the wall where the paper's golden This is the Downing Street flat Occupied by a twat Partygeddon, come Partygeddon! Come, Partygeddon! Come! Everyday is like Sunday Boris is still a cunt they say.
It's Monday, the least popular day of the week. Talking of things that are unpopular, Boris Johnson continues to hide in his flat, inexplicably following isolation protocols that no longer exist, and continues to be a cunt.
Duffman5: Simon Arsepipes Tittytwat
Nov 25, 2022 17:01:32 GMT
Mr Wonderstuff: Chopper gang reporting in together ZX-Spectrum 48k. Always wanted a Grifter though.
Nov 25, 2022 23:00:09 GMT
EMarkM: I had friends with Grifters and Commandos. I had a Rancho (I think: I can't find it online this morning!), though, which I suspect was a cheaper version. I never had a Chopper, but did have the Budgie
Nov 26, 2022 10:09:05 GMT
zagibu: Why is it even called grapefruit? It has absolutely nothing to do with grapes.
Nov 26, 2022 13:16:05 GMT
deekyfun: Why are they even called grapes when they've got nothing to do with apes?
Nov 26, 2022 14:24:30 GMT
neilch: Why are they even called apes when they have nothing to do with PES?
Nov 26, 2022 16:12:06 GMT
Ulythium: Why is it even called PES when it has nothing to do with PE?
Nov 26, 2022 17:54:22 GMT
zagibu: Wait, it's not called physical education sucker?
Nov 26, 2022 20:43:32 GMT
EMarkM: zagibu You're safe here. Where did the PE teacher touch you?
Nov 28, 2022 10:15:00 GMT
zagibu: I wanted to write s o c c e r, but there is a mischievious autocorrect in place that changes it to football.
Nov 28, 2022 11:00:43 GMT
zagibu: But coming back to the PE teacher topic...my PE teacher kept a pair of extra gay short shorts from the 70ies in his bag for people who "forgot" their sports bag at home. I had to wear them many times.
Nov 28, 2022 15:48:13 GMT
Aunt Alison: Can't read that as anything other than my PE teacher had this great pair of extra gay short shorts that he let me wear
Nov 28, 2022 19:13:05 GMT
zagibu: Well I can't deny that a small, somewhat female part in me enjoyed flaunting my thin, pale, hairless teenage legs in their full glorious length in front of the whole crew. Thankfully it was before the camera phone era.
Nov 29, 2022 0:34:24 GMT
Duffman5: So cool, calm and collected, You had a style, a rakish style
Dec 1, 2022 9:16:46 GMT
Dec 1, 2022 20:02:16 GMT
Duffman5: in coats of many colour...
Dec 6, 2022 6:22:39 GMT
Duffman5: He built a cabin and a winter store and he ploughed up the ground by the cold lake shore
Dec 7, 2022 14:09:04 GMT
EMarkM: ...and then he shat on a chair...
Dec 8, 2022 7:28:45 GMT
Duffman5: EMarkM that is just beautiful , did Dylan write that ?
Dec 8, 2022 9:11:24 GMT
EMarkM: It's actually a lesser known work of Thomas Gray.
Dec 8, 2022 11:26:24 GMT