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Post by Sarfrin on Apr 6, 2022 11:43:55 GMT
Ohhh an intangible, valueless waste of time, power and money? Exactly like Boris Johnson! The cunt. |
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Post by Sarfrin on Apr 6, 2022 18:58:42 GMT
With everything going on in the this country right now, trans bashing is the best you've got is it, you useless cunt?
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Post by Sarfrin on Apr 7, 2022 18:32:50 GMT
What kind of cunt 'helps' families who are going hungry because they can't pay their energy bills today by announcing measures that might reduce energy bills in 10 years time (but won't because the Tories won't do anything to stop their mates in the energy business raking in huge profits while screwing consumers)? Boris. That kind of cunt.
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Post by Sarfrin on Apr 8, 2022 18:51:16 GMT
'UK PM Boris Johnson says Russian President Putin’s actions has united Europe and the transatlantic alliance, adding “his ambition to divide us has demonstrably failed”'
Honestly, the sheer fucking front or galactic lack of self awareness of this cunt.
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Post by Sarfrin on Apr 9, 2022 17:47:37 GMT
Show of solidarity is it? How about showing solidarity by taking in Ukrainian refugees for three years like other countries instead of kicking them out again after 6 months? Won't play well with the bigoted twats who vote for a cunt like you, will it?
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Post by Jambowayoh on Apr 9, 2022 17:52:45 GMT
You really are keeping those cunt fires going. Keep it up.
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Post by Sarfrin on Apr 9, 2022 20:04:43 GMT
Boris puts such a lot of effort into being a cunt it seems like the least I can do.
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Post by JuniorFE on Apr 9, 2022 21:02:35 GMT
'UK PM Boris Johnson says Russian President Putin’s actions has united Europe and the transatlantic alliance, adding “his ambition to divide us has demonstrably failed”' Honestly, the sheer fucking front or galactic lack of self awareness of this cunt. "His ambition to divide us has demonstrably failed!" Yes, because you did a much better job yourself with Brexit ya mop-headed Marmite sack, he didn't have to do shit... |
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Post by Sarfrin on Apr 10, 2022 18:36:06 GMT
How could I possibly call that brave man, who went all the way to Ukraine just for a photo opportunity, I mean, to show support for those beleaguered people, a cunt? Quite easily it turns out. You're still a cunt Boris.
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Post by dmukgr on Apr 10, 2022 18:38:22 GMT
I’ve been listening to the Japanese band Boris a lot lately and still wince every time I type Boris in the search to box in order to get to their stuff.
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Post by Rubicon on Apr 10, 2022 22:21:36 GMT
Am I being unfair expecting Boris to go to Ukraine when there's a chance a bomb could fall on his head, like the Polish, Czech or Slovenian leaders did for example, rather than wait until the Russians are about as far away as possible before he goes anywhere near *ponders*
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Post by dfunked on Apr 10, 2022 22:24:38 GMT
Nope. Spineless cunt.
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Post by Danno on Apr 10, 2022 22:26:06 GMT
Am I being unfair expecting Boris to go to Ukraine when there's a chance a bomb could fall on his head, like the Polish, Czech or Slovenian leaders did for example, rather than wait until the Russians are about as far away as possible before he goes anywhere near *ponders* Surprised this even crossed your mind tbh |
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Post by Rubicon on Apr 11, 2022 8:33:54 GMT
*hangs head in shame*
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Post by Sarfrin on Apr 11, 2022 19:17:07 GMT
Ukraine's Eurovision entry might have thanked you Boris, but I still think you're a cunt.
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Post by Sarfrin on Apr 12, 2022 15:30:21 GMT
Oh my god. He's actually sent carpethead Fabricunt out to say he was just having a quiet drink in the staff room after work with 30 other people. Just like nurses and teachers did. If you genetically engineered a blue whale to be basically just a tail attached to an enormous cunt, took a picture of it, then used an enormously powerful projector to project that picture over the entire surface of the moon, it still wouldn't be enough to convey what a brain-meltingly galactic scale cunt Boris is.
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Post by cubby on Apr 12, 2022 15:33:24 GMT
I didn't know Worzel Gummidge was now an MP.
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Post by Aunt Alison on Apr 12, 2022 17:39:13 GMT
Looks like Boris Johnson cosplay
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Post by JuniorFE on Apr 12, 2022 20:30:29 GMT
Looks like the most stereotypical Karen is what it looks like, all it's missing is the sunglasses and faux-expensive jewelry...
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Post by damagedinc on Apr 12, 2022 20:36:00 GMT
I actually thinks he's misunderstood and one of the best prime ministers in my life time. So what if he had a little birthday party. naaaaaahhhh only joking he's a proper cunt [spoiler/] |
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Post by Sarfrin on Apr 13, 2022 21:22:28 GMT
It's (falsely) rumoured that Charlie Chaplin once entered a Charlie Chaplin lookalike contest and came fourth. It is, however, true that an actual cunt entered a cunt lookalike contest and came fourth behind Nadine Dorries, Rishi Sunak and the winner by a large margin... Boris Johnson, whom the judges thought was a genuine cunt.
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Post by Sarfrin on Apr 14, 2022 19:42:26 GMT
Here's an idea Boris. Why not fuck off to Rwanda on a "fact finding mission"? Don't come back you cunt.
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Post by JuniorFE on Apr 14, 2022 19:54:31 GMT
You know, isn't this whole thread kind of an insult to actual cunts? Being compared to someone like Boris and all...
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Post by dfunked on Apr 14, 2022 19:57:16 GMT
That used to be the ultimate burn when I was younger, funnily enough.
"I'd call you a cunt, but at least a cunt is useful"
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Post by JuniorFE on Apr 14, 2022 20:07:28 GMT
Ironically, Boris should know how useful a cunt is compared to him rather well, with how many of his spawn there are running around and all...
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Post by Sarfrin on Apr 14, 2022 21:41:38 GMT
You know, isn't this whole thread kind of an insult to actual cunts? Being compared to someone like Boris and all... I take your point. Maybe it should be called Boris Johnson is a Festering Sore on the Arse of Humanity? |
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Post by JuniorFE on Apr 14, 2022 21:46:18 GMT
You know, isn't this whole thread kind of an insult to actual cunts? Being compared to someone like Boris and all... I take your point. Maybe it should be called Boris Johnson is a Festering Sore on the Arse of Humanity? "Boris Johnson is a Callous, Unqualified Nitwit Turd" Make it fancy  |
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Post by Aunt Alison on Apr 14, 2022 21:48:22 GMT
He literally is a johnson
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Post by Sarfrin on Apr 14, 2022 21:49:07 GMT
Boris Johnson is a Malformed Penis.
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Post by JuniorFE on Apr 14, 2022 21:51:27 GMT
That still has uses |
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