nexus6
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Post by nexus6 on Nov 22, 2021 8:39:03 GMT
The Queen is untouchable. The rest of them can do one though. Queen’s a cunt or she would be added here!
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Lizard
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Post by Lizard on Nov 22, 2021 8:42:13 GMT
Attenborough takes Queen.
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Post by drhickman1983 on Nov 22, 2021 8:43:21 GMT
Queeny and all the royals can do one.
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Lizard
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Post by Lizard on Nov 22, 2021 8:44:55 GMT
Except the Corgis.
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Post by drhickman1983 on Nov 22, 2021 8:48:44 GMT
That's fair.
My approval of the royals would skyrocket exponentially if the line of succession passed to a dog.
I'd prefer a greyhound as a figurehead, but a corgi would be a start.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 22, 2021 8:55:45 GMT
The only way I could have any respect for the royals now is if Charles barreled in and beheaded the queen and took the throne like the days of yore. Then William can forgive Harry for wedding the moor and they can join teams to defeat their evil father.
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Post by Vandelay on Nov 22, 2021 9:04:41 GMT
I know someone that worked at the National whilst he was doing Wonder.land with them. Apparently he is actually very nice. Even as a fan of Blur, that came as a surprise. She was also there when Corden was doing One Man, Two Guvnors. As much of a prick as you imagine (even if that show was great).
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Post by Deleted on Nov 22, 2021 9:08:41 GMT
Pretty much everyone who has ever met him confirms that James Corden is a cunt.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 22, 2021 9:11:34 GMT
Chris Pratt. Definitely the worst of the four Chris's (Hemsworth, Pratt, Pine and...the other one), I find him really irritating when he's on screen. The fact he's kind of a shit in his private life doesn't help either.
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Post by rawshark on Nov 22, 2021 10:50:05 GMT
Rod Stewart.
Again, he's not done anything wrong as such. Comes across as a nice guy (a bit Stringfellowy - but don't lie, you would if you could) and he's managed to keep his (massive) nose clean despite hitting his peak at a time when his peers were generally nonceing it up.
But my God he's painful to watch now. He's like the last guest of the party who won't fucking leave, and the one guy over 60 at the nightclub perving over the girls. He's made his money and shagged his way through life - would it be too much to ask for him to retire?
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Post by Jambowayoh on Nov 22, 2021 10:52:56 GMT
I know someone that worked at the National whilst he was doing Wonder.land with them. Apparently he is actually very nice. Even as a fan of Blur, that came as a surprise. She was also there when Corden was doing One Man, Two Guvnors. As much of a prick as you imagine (even if that show was great). I can't imagine a world where Corden isn't described as a prick by anyone who comes into contact with him
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cubby
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Post by cubby on Nov 22, 2021 13:25:55 GMT
I know someone that worked at the National whilst he was doing Wonder.land with them. Apparently he is actually very nice. Even as a fan of Blur, that came as a surprise. She was also there when Corden was doing One Man, Two Guvnors. As much of a prick as you imagine (even if that show was great). Went to see One Man, Two Guvnors while it was Corden's run. Luckily he was ill (or eating) so we had the stand in and he was brilliant. My mum didn't even notice.
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Post by Jambowayoh on Nov 22, 2021 14:56:18 GMT
Was the guy standing in for him also a loud, unfunny, fake laughing prick?
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Post by Deleted on Nov 22, 2021 15:39:19 GMT
That's fair. My approval of the royals would skyrocket exponentially if the line of succession passed to a dog. I'd prefer a greyhound as a figurehead, but a corgi would be a start. King Charles Spaniel, surely. It's already got the title.
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Post by Lukus on Nov 27, 2021 11:36:41 GMT
I forgot about Paddy McGuinness. He is to Peter Kaye what Nick Frost is to Simon Pegg, only without any merit at all.
If he stopped appearing on shows, no one anywhere ever would question where he was or why he was no longer on TV.
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jono62
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Post by jono62 on Nov 27, 2021 11:41:06 GMT
Was the guy standing in for him also a loud, unfunny, fake laughing prick? James Corden loves cinema youtu.be/Uv9IZelR4hc
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Ulythium
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Post by Ulythium on Nov 27, 2021 12:05:03 GMT
Chris Martin.
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dogbot
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Post by dogbot on Nov 27, 2021 12:05:41 GMT
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Post by Aunt Alison on Nov 27, 2021 12:06:07 GMT
Or yellow
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Post by RumMonkey on Nov 27, 2021 12:48:22 GMT
The Hairy Bikers.
John Torrode. The way he puts food in his mouth makes me want to punch him everytime.
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Vortex
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Post by Vortex on Nov 27, 2021 12:52:55 GMT
The Hairy bikers are very annoying.
I can't really work out why, i just can't like them for some reason.
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Post by jono62 on Nov 27, 2021 12:54:30 GMT
The Hairy Bikers. John Torrode. The way he puts food in his mouth makes me want to punch him everytime. On chef's, those that stick their nose right in the pot to smell the food.
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Post by Danno on Nov 27, 2021 12:55:18 GMT
The Hairy bikers are very annoying. I can't really work out why, i just can't like them for some reason. They have a bit of a chuckle brothers aura. I find it charming enough.
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Post by RumMonkey on Nov 27, 2021 12:55:36 GMT
Or the double dippers.
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Vortex
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Post by Vortex on Nov 27, 2021 12:56:13 GMT
Danno, i wasn't much of a fan of the chuckle bros either, so maybe that's it! 😀
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Vortex
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Post by Vortex on Nov 27, 2021 12:57:46 GMT
A bit extreme, but double-dippers need fingers removed. One digit per offence mind, give them time to learn the errors of their ways, I'm not a total monster.
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Ulythium
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Post by Ulythium on Nov 27, 2021 13:06:08 GMT
It's okay in small doses, but I wouldn't paint the whole bloody house in it!
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jono62
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Post by jono62 on Nov 27, 2021 13:08:14 GMT
A bit extreme, but double-dippers need fingers removed. One digit per offence mind, give them time to learn the errors of their ways, I'm not a total monster. youtu.be/KLOyChP2AWA
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Post by cubby on Nov 27, 2021 13:34:50 GMT
John Torrode. The way he puts food in his mouth makes me want to punch him everytime. Have you seen that show he does with his wife? How do you know they're married? They'll tell you every 3 minutes, that's how. And yet they seem like they can't stand each other at all, it's insufferable
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Post by RumMonkey on Nov 27, 2021 14:03:20 GMT
Yeah it's awful, made even more awful everytime he says yooo gurt. His jowly neck and fat tongue do my head in too.
It's like an arranged marriage and only one of them is happy about it.
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