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Post by rawshark on Dec 26, 2021 15:48:59 GMT
I’m going to go ahead and say anyone who has ever released a Christmas song is borderline unforgivable. Being woken up after only two hours sleep to John Lennon and Yoko Ono screaming out War is Over is probably the low point of my year.
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Post by Sarfrin on Dec 26, 2021 17:00:28 GMT
I'll never forget her being on radio 1 and having no idea what a school Nativity play was, despite having been in one. . WTF? Grimmy: Who were you in the school nativity? Rita: Who I was where? Grimmy: In the school nativity Rita: What's a school nativity? Grimmy:Nativity at school Rita: What's a nativity? Grimmy: Are you joking, the school play where you tell the story of the birth of Jesus and the reason for Christmas Rita: Oh you mean the reason for Christmas? Grimmy: Yeah, like who were you? I was like a shepherd. Rita: I was like, uh, do you know what I was actually, I was a goat. Grimmy: A GOAT? Rita: Oh no, the shepherd, the shepherd sorry, not the goat. |
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Post by Jambowayoh on Dec 26, 2021 17:09:22 GMT
Ha fucking hell, that's more than a brainfart, that's a straight up Liz Truss thick as pigshit motherfucker.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 26, 2021 17:34:14 GMT
To be fair, I often confuse shepherds for goats. Especially once the goat's gotten hold of the big stick.
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Post by KinkyMong on Dec 26, 2021 17:44:39 GMT
These last few posts have reminded me of the horror of that EE advert last year where a shit CGI Rita Ora danced around the London skyline *shudder*
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Post by Aunt Alison on Dec 26, 2021 21:04:22 GMT
If she's friends with gremmi she can't be all bad
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Post by Danno on Dec 26, 2021 21:46:32 GMT
If she's friends with gremmi she can't be all bad Alright Judas reign it in. "God" indeed |
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Post by Bill in the rain on Dec 27, 2021 12:26:38 GMT
Kimutaku, because he can't act and his face is very punchable.
I think @spookyxelectric knows this and has chosen his face as an avatar to taunt me.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 27, 2021 16:17:33 GMT
👀 I do recall you saying that before.
I chose the avatar because I'm really enjoying Judgment.
Although going by this thread, if I wanted to taunt people, Jack Whitehall and Rita Ora would be some great options.
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Post by Danno on Dec 27, 2021 20:32:57 GMT
👀 I do recall you saying that before. I chose the avatar because I'm really enjoying Judgment. Although going by this thread, if I wanted to taunt people, Jack Whitehall and Rita Ora would be some great options. Pretty obvious though. They're not exactly Sir David Attenborough |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 27, 2021 20:40:37 GMT
Sir David Attenborough would get only one her person on here to hate me, while everyone else will jump to cover my back like a bunch of Planeteers. Whitehall and Ora have enough people against them that it'd be all hate. And with Whitehall in particular, I'd be forcing myself to look at his stupid face.  Ora would be.. not so bad though. 👀 |
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Post by MysteryLamb on Jan 3, 2022 23:59:04 GMT
Alan Sugar.
Just saw an ad for The Apprentice and I'm depressed. "Self made millionaire" there is literally no such thing.
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Post by Danno on Jan 4, 2022 0:25:24 GMT
Alan Sugar. Just saw an ad for The Apprentice and I'm depressed. "Self made millionaire" there is literally no such thing. But he sold so much fruit and veg that he could then launch the Amstrad emailer*. He's the very definition of a self made man** *and buy massive amounts of London property to milk rental income **Fortunate cunt with capital at the right time. Also a total cunt*** ***sorry, Lord cunt. |
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Post by Jambowayoh on Jan 4, 2022 0:26:07 GMT
" I HaD nO hElP"
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Post by Danno on Jan 4, 2022 0:28:02 GMT
Just look at dishi rishi. From nowhere to chancellor to potential PM in 3 years. Wow. What a hero
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Post by rawshark on Jan 4, 2022 3:10:49 GMT
Out of morbid curiosity and boredom I’ve been checking in on The Masked Singer every now and then. Rita Ora really is irritatingly thick - not even in a theatrically entertaining way. Sitting next to her is enough to make Jonathan Ross appear relatively innocuous.
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Post by cubby on Jan 4, 2022 7:55:44 GMT
YOU DON'T GET FURLOUGHED HERE YOU GET FIRED
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Post by retro74 on Jan 4, 2022 8:36:08 GMT
The lovely Katie Price is on breakfast TV this morning making excuses for her shitty behaviour
If you missed it, 2022 is going to be her year. She doesn’t really drink but she’s doing dry January
What a national treasure she really is
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Post by Dave_McCoy on Jan 4, 2022 8:41:55 GMT
Katie Price is pretty hateful. As usual trying to blame anyone else but herself.
Unfortunately, she can't rely on her looks anymore to try and squirm out of being a twat.
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Post by Blackmarsh63 on Jan 4, 2022 10:15:50 GMT
Katie Price is pretty hateful. As usual trying to blame anyone else but herself. Unfortunately, she can't rely on her looks anymore to try and squirm out of being a twat. Not her looks but books 🤣 No shame at all has she. |
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Post by TheSaint on Jan 4, 2022 10:18:51 GMT
I once saw her almost run over half a dozen people when she steamed through a red light and across a pedestrian crossing in Brighton city centre. An absolute miracle she didn't kill anyone.
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Post by nexus6 on Jan 4, 2022 10:28:47 GMT
Sir David Attenborough would get only one her person on here to hate me, while everyone else will jump to cover my back like a bunch of Planeteers. Whitehall and Ora have enough people against them that it'd be all hate. And with Whitehall in particular, I'd be forcing myself to look at his stupid face. Ora would be.. not so bad though. 👀 It’s ok - I already hate you! |
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Post by Youthist on Jan 4, 2022 12:44:35 GMT
I remember when Jimmy Carr never had that laugh. For some reason he started doing it a few years into 8 out of 10 cats etc. Sean Locke pulled him up on it at the time but he never stopped, I guess it was the strategy to create something for people to talk about with him. I don't mind him overall.
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Post by Immaterial on Jan 4, 2022 12:57:10 GMT
Well, people don't talk about his tax dodging any more, so there is that.
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Post by bindipper3d on Jan 4, 2022 13:05:36 GMT
I've got a list:
Robbie Williams
David Beckham and his sour-faced missus
Michael Sheen
Lorraine Kelly
Michael McIntyre
Sarah Jessica Parker
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Post by retro74 on Jan 4, 2022 13:07:41 GMT
Lorraine Kelly is an interesting one, she seems universally popular
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Post by mothercruncher on Jan 4, 2022 13:20:34 GMT
It’s the hairy muff.
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Post by Bill in the rain on Jan 4, 2022 13:42:47 GMT
Sarah Jessica Parker is good in LA Story. Other than that...
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Post by Deleted on Jan 4, 2022 13:45:48 GMT
Tony Bliar...sorry, Sir Tony Bliar. Waste of oxygen that he is.
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Post by bindipper3d on Jan 4, 2022 13:47:54 GMT
Lorraine Kelly is an interesting one, she seems universally popular For someone that earns/nicks a living interviewing famous people and talking about TV, movies etc, she makes it all so dull and uninteresting - or worse finds a way to make it all about her. |
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Ora would be.. not so bad though. 👀
