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Post by Vortex on Dec 15, 2022 13:30:54 GMT
Not slagged duff off for being old for aaaaages.
Feels good.
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Post by malek86 on Dec 15, 2022 15:27:43 GMT
In a few more years your body will feel like 80, your dad will be looking at you from the bathroom mirror and yet you will still think your still 18... confused by the hangovers after half a shandy and looking at girls on the checkout thinking they are interested in you, only to be suprised when they need a supervisor to approve your alcohol purchase. These days I seem to get a lot more affectionate looks from attractive females - I'm sure they are thinking oh, I hope that old man doesn't fall and break his hip. I got friendzoned just a couple months ago, it really did feel like being 18 all over again, ahah.
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Post by Duffman5 on Dec 16, 2022 11:22:46 GMT
Not slagged duff off for being old for aaaaages. Feels good. hehe, enjoy the snow you fecker! Great bants mate
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Post by Danno on Dec 16, 2022 11:53:36 GMT
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Post by Dougs on Dec 16, 2022 18:58:00 GMT
In a few more years your body will feel like 80, your dad will be looking at you from the bathroom mirror and yet you will still think your still 18... confused by the hangovers after half a shandy and looking at girls on the checkout thinking they are interested in you, only to be suprised when they need a supervisor to approve your alcohol purchase. These days I seem to get a lot more affectionate looks from attractive females - I'm sure they are thinking oh, I hope that old man doesn't fall and break his hip. Oooof, this hits hard.
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Post by patrick on Dec 19, 2022 12:52:32 GMT
It's definitely someone's birthday today 'cos I know it's the same as mine, but I cannot for the life of me remember if they came over from EG or not, so happy birthday to whoever it was?
(Was it Duff?)
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Post by Vortex on Dec 19, 2022 13:05:20 GMT
No, it's not duff, he's nearer to mine. Plus a good few years older, mind! ![:D](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/grin.png)
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Post by jono62 on Dec 19, 2022 13:37:02 GMT
No, it's not duff, he's nearer to mine. Plus a good few years older, mind! ![:D](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/grin.png) He remembers when fire first came about.
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Post by Danno on Dec 19, 2022 13:51:23 GMT
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Post by patrick on Dec 19, 2022 13:57:39 GMT
Ta! I think Duff came to mind as he was always the first to wish me happy birthday in the EG thread and even on a couple of occasions giving me a reminder that it actually was my birthday
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Post by Duffman5 on Dec 20, 2022 7:28:18 GMT
No, it's not duff, he's nearer to mine. Plus a good few years older, mind! ![:D](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/grin.png) You little tinker
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Post by Duffman5 on Dec 20, 2022 7:28:52 GMT
It's definitely someone's birthday today 'cos I know it's the same as mine, but I cannot for the life of me remember if they came over from EG or not, so happy birthday to whoever it was? (Was it Duff?) Not me mate, but HAPPY BIRTHDAY, you look so good for your age ![;)](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/wink.png)
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Post by rawshark on Dec 22, 2022 0:05:20 GMT
Oh shit I’m 41.
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Post by Danno on Dec 22, 2022 0:49:17 GMT
Oh shit happy birthday ![:)](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/smiley.png)
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Post by Ulythium on Dec 22, 2022 0:49:57 GMT
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Post by Duffman5 on Dec 22, 2022 3:13:49 GMT
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Post by retro74 on Dec 22, 2022 8:56:22 GMT
Happy Birthday I sent you a Sarah Jessica Parker 2023 calendar but it might be delayed due to these issues with the post
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Post by wunty on Dec 22, 2022 9:19:06 GMT
It's the best age. Happy birthday!
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Post by JuniorFE on Dec 22, 2022 9:36:33 GMT
Happy birthday rawshark and anyone else I might have missed ![:)](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/smiley.png)
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Post by rawshark on Dec 22, 2022 9:49:25 GMT
Happy Birthday I sent you a Sarah Jessica Parker 2023 calendar but it might be delayed due to these issues with the post I’ll put it up in the garage.
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Post by Vortex on Dec 22, 2022 10:23:31 GMT
Happy Birthday! I wish i was 41. It'd possibly feel like the prime of life now.
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Post by wunty on Dec 22, 2022 13:30:31 GMT
Happy Birthday! I wish i was 41. It'd possibly feel like the prime of life now. If it's any consolation, it doesn't.
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Post by Danno on Dec 22, 2022 13:43:20 GMT
Happy Birthday! I wish i was 41. It'd possibly feel like the prime of life now. If it's any consolation, it doesn't. Can confirm.
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Post by Blue_Mike on Dec 23, 2022 0:26:49 GMT
As of 20 minutes ago, I am now 38.
The missus has apparently planned to take me out somewhere later, which was supposed to be a secret but she accidentally mentioned that her brother had been there and enjoyed "the lights", so for all I know we could be going shopping for lamps for her new house, or I could get chloroformed, bundled into the car and wake up at Blackpool Illuminations or something.
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Post by Duffman5 on Dec 23, 2022 5:28:00 GMT
Happy Birthday 🎂 another young-un!and your missus is taking you up the what ? I would be on my guard mate 😉🎁
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Post by Deleted on Dec 23, 2022 7:09:21 GMT
Happy birthday, Mike!
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Post by barchetta on Dec 30, 2022 11:03:21 GMT
Traditional birthday breakfast of pork pie and a slice of Christmas cake with wensleydale.
Remarkable that I've reached 52 given that sort of diet, though it has been a very dry Christmas this year, so swings and roundabouts I guess.
A lovely old anthology of Brian Bolland art, remaining Dark Judges (Hiya toys) and some money that may or may not disappear on a record store visit. Broadway cinema trip and an Indian meal in town will wrap it up nicely.
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Post by retro74 on Dec 30, 2022 11:12:00 GMT
Happy Birthday barchetta Hope you enjoyed your pork cake & cheese breakfast
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Post by JuniorFE on Dec 30, 2022 11:19:12 GMT
Happy birthday barchetta and have a wonderful rest of the day ![:)](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/smiley.png)
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