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Post by Youthist on Feb 20, 2024 14:41:55 GMT
His question wasn’t time bound though
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Post by mrpon on Feb 20, 2024 14:42:31 GMT
Correct. Little tip, leave the wrapper on so you know which ones to eat.
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Post by Youthist on Feb 20, 2024 14:45:02 GMT
Ah, you use a little tip. Good tip.
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Post by mothercruncher on Feb 20, 2024 17:38:02 GMT
Go blunter end first, but only on Saturday nights.
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Post by Syrette on Feb 20, 2024 18:47:40 GMT
How many creme eggs have I crammed up my bum? Have you crushed them yet? |
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Post by Blue_Mike on Feb 20, 2024 21:24:27 GMT
How many creme eggs have I crammed up my bum? I thought they'd stopped doing that "How Do You Eat Yours?" ad campaign. |
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Post by dfunked on Feb 20, 2024 22:23:26 GMT
How do you heat yours...
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Post by Lizard on Feb 21, 2024 0:00:26 GMT
I assume that after you've put them up your bum you dress up as a Creme Egg chicken and then lay the eggs directly into the mouths of nearby friends and family.
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Post by ekz on Feb 21, 2024 1:59:19 GMT
Now realising my Easters have always been quite bland, apparently
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Post by Lizard on Feb 21, 2024 2:04:23 GMT
Now realising my Easters have always been quite bland, apparently FG can help you. Let us know what you currently do and we will make it exciting. |
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Post by grey_matters on Feb 21, 2024 3:32:29 GMT
Now realising my Easters have always been quite bland, apparently FG can help you. Let us know what you currently do and we will make it egg-shiting. |
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Post by Zuluhero on Feb 21, 2024 8:07:53 GMT
You know how you always feel a hot curry..well...later on?
Maybe it's a similar kind of experience with a creme egg?
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Post by nexus6 on Feb 21, 2024 8:27:33 GMT
Cream Eggs - the chocolate balls to the Toblerone cock
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Post by Lizard on Feb 21, 2024 9:41:20 GMT
You can use the Toblerone's 'teeth' to drag out any Creme Eggs that are stuck too far up.
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Post by Ulythium on Feb 21, 2024 9:56:27 GMT
And the moral of the story is: there's no forum controversy so great that it cannot be ameliorated with a lengthy discussion about shoving confectionery up one's ass. Classic Font Geek  |
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Post by elstoof on Feb 21, 2024 10:21:58 GMT
Fondant Leak
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Post by geefe on Feb 21, 2024 10:33:05 GMT
Red Nose Day is coming. Maybe we could have a cramathon for it.
Ruin your bummy for money.
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Post by Blue_Mike on Feb 21, 2024 12:58:18 GMT
You can use the Toblerone's 'teeth' to drag out any Creme Eggs that are stuck too far up.
*Not even slightly.
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Post by Syrette on Feb 21, 2024 13:01:30 GMT
Cream Eggs - the chocolate balls to the Toblerone cock Sweet Jesus. |
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Post by cubby on Feb 21, 2024 13:04:08 GMT
I guess you could use a sweet jesus too...  |
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Post by mrpon on Feb 21, 2024 13:29:32 GMT
Before & After?
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Post by simple on Feb 21, 2024 14:21:53 GMT
Do you reckon any impressionable young people have ever done an American Pie to a Cream Egg? Like if there’d been a playground rumour that cutting off the bottom and wearing it as a filled helmet on your knob felt like a fanny?
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Post by nexus6 on Feb 21, 2024 14:25:32 GMT
Brb
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Post by drhickman1983 on Feb 21, 2024 14:27:50 GMT
I'm no expert on fannies, but if one had a discharge as thick and sticky as a cream egg's fondant I'd be concerned.
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Post by elstoof on Feb 21, 2024 14:28:52 GMT
You have to warm it up first
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Post by geefe on Feb 21, 2024 15:23:30 GMT
"We'll just tell your mother we ate the cream eggs"
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Post by LegendaryApe on Feb 21, 2024 17:01:13 GMT
Being able to read is a privilege I think I take for granted far too often.
There are people out there lost, unable to read, left behind in a world of information.
After reading the last few pages of this thread however, perhaps they're better off
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Post by rawshark on Feb 21, 2024 17:02:03 GMT
For once I'm glad chocolate bars are getting smaller.
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Post by cubby on Feb 21, 2024 17:13:19 GMT
I've a suspicion my partner is reading fontgeek, she just came back from the shops with this  |
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Post by geefe on Feb 21, 2024 17:16:11 GMT
10 eggs, eh?
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