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Post by Vortex on Mar 21, 2023 15:22:43 GMT
I would totally give the MEGA breckfast a good go.
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Post by cubby on Mar 21, 2023 15:33:18 GMT
How big are the eggs?
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Post by RumMonkey on Mar 21, 2023 15:39:17 GMT
I would totally give the MEGA breckfast a good go. I'd bin the black pudding, add in mushrooms, grilled tomato and swap the chips for hash brown. Meat ratio can stay.
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Post by Vortex on Mar 21, 2023 15:52:59 GMT
Some shrooms would definitely be good. I can live with the chips, but that black pudding needs swapped for some stornoway black pudding. That's amaazing!
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Post by Vortex on Mar 21, 2023 15:55:22 GMT
Do we have a cooked breakfast thread? There's all these possible permutations to discuss, agree and fall out over! I'd really like a cooked breakfast now though after that picture and some thinking about them. I can see that being on the cards for the weekend...
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Post by Danno on Mar 21, 2023 16:07:35 GMT
Did those chips even see the fryer
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Post by RumMonkey on Mar 21, 2023 16:08:42 GMT
Do we have a cooked breakfast thread? There's all these possible permutations to discuss, agree and fall out over! I'd really like a cooked breakfast now though after that picture and some thinking about them. I can see that being on the cards for the weekend... fontgeek.io/thread/1052/ranking-franchises?page=7
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Post by Syrette on Mar 21, 2023 16:13:14 GMT
Those baked beans are looking precariously close to the edge there.
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Post by cubby on Mar 21, 2023 16:33:00 GMT
Those baked beans are looking precariously close to the edge there. Good point, I didn't realise my other half worked at rob's local caff. Every time she serves a dish with baked beans on it there's some spilling off on the table.
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Post by Vortex on Mar 21, 2023 16:55:41 GMT
It's a design feature.
Pick up plate, hold above mouth, shovel beans off the edge into gaping maw.
Done.
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Post by Dougs on Mar 21, 2023 17:24:07 GMT
I am a recent convert to chips on a fry up. It's not strictly a fry up really but is a very nice addition, especially at lunch time (keeping it OT). I am one of the weirdos who doesn't like egg though and have to ask for no egg, extra bacon etc. Probably only have 3 or 4 a year though.
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Post by Lizard on Mar 21, 2023 21:29:35 GMT
Potato waffles would be ideal, but chips work. Usually go for a hash brown though. Beans in a separate bowl for me, can't always rely on a sausage breakwater. Wilted spinach is a common addition here, and I'm fully converted.
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Post by dfunked on Mar 22, 2023 8:10:56 GMT
I love a bit of wilted spinach (with garlic especially), but that has absolutely no place on the same plate as a fry-up!
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Post by Dougs on Mar 22, 2023 8:25:48 GMT
You can then claim to be eating healthily though.
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Post by dogbot on Mar 22, 2023 8:51:43 GMT
The hipster cafe in town (the most incongruously located hipster cafe I've ever seen, tbh) does really good breakfast with wilted spinach on it if you want and it is very good.
Sourdough toast, too. They'd probably put triple cooked hand reared fries on too, if you wanted.
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Post by Lizard on Mar 22, 2023 8:53:26 GMT
Wilted spinach is lovely with eggs, bacon and mushrooms and is an excellent addition to a fry-up. It also makes the whole thing look a fucktonne healthier.
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Post by freddiemercurystwin on Mar 22, 2023 10:22:41 GMT
There's only one way to serve a Full English!
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Post by mrpon on Mar 22, 2023 10:26:26 GMT
Vortex just came.
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Post by RumMonkey on Mar 22, 2023 11:04:18 GMT
That's a great looking breakfast tbf.
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Post by Syrette on Mar 22, 2023 11:19:35 GMT
I like how there's a slice of cake waiting for you if that spade is somehow not enough to fill your stomach.
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Post by askew on Mar 22, 2023 11:22:07 GMT
That’s just waiting for somebody to accidentally launch your breakfast across the room.
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Post by Vortex on Mar 22, 2023 11:27:08 GMT
Sorry, not down with the shovel presentation shit. A plate, now and there'd have been 'yolk' *everywhere*! It also looks like there might be fruit slices on that (or whatever the grey stuff is- polony?), so I'm definitely out. Fuck. That. Shit.
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Post by RumMonkey on Mar 22, 2023 11:32:35 GMT
That's white pudding isn't it? The superior coloured pudding.
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Post by dfunked on Mar 22, 2023 11:35:43 GMT
Fruit slices?! This isn't one of Lizard's yuppie fry-ups.
Black pudding is always the better option, but white pudding will do in a pinch.
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Post by robthehermit on Mar 22, 2023 11:48:23 GMT
That does look good. Lose the shovel though you pretentious twats. Also, white pudding is grim, get some fried blood on there.
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Post by Vortex on Mar 22, 2023 12:48:45 GMT
That's white pudding isn't it? The superior coloured pudding. Maybe, the slice angle doesn't help. If it's white pudding it can get a pass. Fruit slice and that shovel is getting flicked over my shoulder.
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Post by Dougs on Mar 22, 2023 12:59:56 GMT
Proper Irish white pudding is amazing.
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Post by freddiemercurystwin on Mar 22, 2023 13:03:35 GMT
The obligatory slate:
I can just imagine the noise a knife would make on that slate.
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Post by cubby on Mar 22, 2023 13:06:49 GMT
Can't believe they chickened out with the beans and mushrooms.
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Post by mrpon on Mar 22, 2023 13:08:07 GMT
Looks delish, but yeah the slate ain't happening. Just tip it all into the two dishes!
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