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Post by dangerousdave on Nov 9, 2024 9:54:47 GMT
At my work we have a chair with a hole in the middle. Obviously you’d only be shitting onto the floor instead. Assuming you even bother taking your trousers down.
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Post by dangerousdave on Nov 9, 2024 9:54:57 GMT
Hello new page!
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MolarAm🔵
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Post by MolarAm🔵 on Nov 9, 2024 9:58:03 GMT
Yes, that is a wonderful new page, the best of them. No need to look at previous ones
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Lizard
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Post by Lizard on Nov 9, 2024 10:07:15 GMT
You have two options, got and sit on the toilet or insert a cork into your anus.
If you choose the latter it is a rare example of an insertion context in mustard is not appropriate.
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Post by LegendaryApe on Nov 9, 2024 10:24:25 GMT
You have two options, got and sit on the toilet or insert a cork into your anus. If you choose the latter it is a rare example of an insertion context in mustard is not appropriate. I misread part of your post |
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Post by cubby on Nov 9, 2024 10:43:42 GMT
Misread that post too and had a great time.
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Post by dfunked on Nov 10, 2024 8:39:04 GMT
The new comments section in the old place feels like a mostly decent upgrade, but that character limit is driving m...
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Post by askew on Nov 11, 2024 11:56:30 GMT
The new comments section in the old place feels like a mostly decent upgrade, but that character limit is driving m... See less…iss Daisy |
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robthehermit
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Post by robthehermit on Nov 11, 2024 12:43:56 GMT
My last will and testament arrived in the post this morning. You lot aren't in it.
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Post by zisssou on Nov 11, 2024 12:45:51 GMT
No one wants your healing crystal collection anyway.
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Post by Bill in the rain on Nov 11, 2024 12:48:41 GMT
After all we did for you!!!
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cubby
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Post by cubby on Nov 11, 2024 13:02:35 GMT
Well that's put a downer on my day.
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mcmonkeyplc
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Post by mcmonkeyplc on Nov 11, 2024 13:27:07 GMT
I just had an interview which went ok but my brain is fried now.
Obviously overloaded the neural net init.
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Post by quadfather on Nov 11, 2024 18:42:25 GMT
If you could choose to have 1 persons voice from Cinematic history, whose voice would you choose?
It's a permanent choice and you can only choose 1.
Think carefully before you answer!
I still haven't decided. At the moment, it's a cross between Charles gray and alan Rickman. But I'm still undecided.
You?
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Post by nexus6 on Nov 11, 2024 18:47:43 GMT
If you could choose to have 1 persons voice from Cinematic history, whose voice would you choose? It's a permanent choice and you can only choose 1. Think carefully before you answer! I still haven't decided. At the moment, it's a cross between Charles gray and alan Rickman. But I'm still undecided. You? Harold Lloyd |
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Post by Jambowayoh on Nov 11, 2024 18:50:32 GMT
Hmmm. Lance Reddick's voice was always class. Also Kiefer Sutherland's voice as Big Boss as limited as it was is fucking smooth.
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Post by retro74 on Nov 11, 2024 19:00:52 GMT
Dave from The Royle Family for me
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Post by LegendaryApe on Nov 11, 2024 19:08:39 GMT
Kevin Conroy's Batman
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Post by dangerousdave on Nov 11, 2024 19:17:09 GMT
I can perfectly do an Alan Rikman impression, so I’d say Keith David.
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Post by Trowel 🏴 on Nov 11, 2024 19:22:53 GMT
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Post by Zomoniac on Nov 11, 2024 19:31:40 GMT
If you could choose to have 1 persons voice from Cinematic history, whose voice would you choose? It's a permanent choice and you can only choose 1. Think carefully before you answer! I still haven't decided. At the moment, it's a cross between Charles gray and alan Rickman. But I'm still undecided. You? Lance Reddick was the first name that came to mind for me. Also Tom Waits has done a few cinematic roles and definitely has the best voice. |
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Lizard
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Post by Lizard on Nov 11, 2024 19:36:26 GMT
James Mason, Harvey Fierstein
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Post by rftp on Nov 11, 2024 19:41:20 GMT
As long as it's not Lance Reddick doing his Jamaican accent.
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Post by Ulythium on Nov 11, 2024 19:50:17 GMT
Tom Hardy's Bane.
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Aunty Treats
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Post by Aunty Treats on Nov 11, 2024 19:51:50 GMT
Julian Clary (and that's how my posts should be read)
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Post by rftp on Nov 11, 2024 20:23:55 GMT
Sorry, can only do you Tom Hardy's Alfie Solomons or Tom Hardy's Reggie Kray? |
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Post by Ulythium on Nov 11, 2024 20:27:24 GMT
rftp Tom Hardy's Charles Bronson, and that's my final offer!
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Post by rftp on Nov 11, 2024 20:55:34 GMT
rftp Tom Hardy's Charles Bronson, and that's my final offer! Alright, alright, I'm going. No need for that. |
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Post by mrpon on Nov 11, 2024 22:56:56 GMT
Julian Clary (and that's how my posts should be read) I've just been fisting Norman Lamont. |
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Post by minimatt on Nov 11, 2024 23:01:53 GMT
excellent topic quadfather
because i'm shallow i keep coming back to "what accents do i think are sexy", "what accents do i think sexy ladies will find sexy". essentially in this subject, as in all others, my penis decides
what accents do i think are sexy? minnesota nice - fargo phwoar
what accents do i think sexy ladies will find sexy? a slow fricative soft texan drawl, think matthew mcconaughey
but, heavily influenced by an early girlfriend, bavarian german is really hard to understand for a kid who sorta half learned german in lower saxony and incredibly sexy whether in german or as an accent in english. i think austrian german is sorta if you squint similar so essentially imagine your first girlfriend saying "i need your clothes, your boots, and your motorcycle" and yeah, sign me up for arnie's voice
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