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Post by Danno on Jun 10, 2024 22:08:45 GMT
Wait that was Micky Rourke??
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Post by Lizard on Jun 10, 2024 22:42:39 GMT
I imagine more John Major and Edwina Currie
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Post by Syrette on Jun 10, 2024 22:49:54 GMT
My partner just declared it's bedtime at 9:45pm. What the fuck is wrong with her? Tell me she at least tucked you in for being so obedient. |
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Post by mrpon on Jun 10, 2024 23:22:35 GMT
Fucking hell. I only just sit down to watch tv and have a beer at 9.45pm She’s a wrong un for sure That's where it's going. |
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Post by Onny on Jun 11, 2024 4:37:58 GMT
If her idea was to have a good time she really shouldn't have made such a fucking mess in the kitchen. I'm knackered now. Next week: “I don’t understand why my wife keeps getting stuck in the washing machine. It takes ages to convince her to come out” |
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Post by elstoof on Jun 11, 2024 6:08:47 GMT
Check out Mickey Rourke and Kim Basinger here! 9¾ Geeks |
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Post by mrpon on Jun 11, 2024 11:46:02 GMT
Wait that was Micky Rourke??  |
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Post by Jambowayoh on Jun 11, 2024 11:48:57 GMT
Is that Cubby?
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Post by cubby on Jun 11, 2024 12:11:43 GMT
That was me off to get some jelly.
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Post by cubby on Jun 11, 2024 12:34:24 GMT
I just signed up to Facebook on my work email to use it for work stuff, and I went to the home page and see it has all these posts that no doubt are just algorithmically showing up on my feed, to give me a flavour of things i might like to add.
One of them was just a woman bending over showing off her huge arse in some undies. Thanks Facebook for having that just appear on my screen in front of other workers.
I clicked like obvs.
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Post by Aunt Alison on Jun 11, 2024 12:55:12 GMT
Were they nice undies
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Post by Jambowayoh on Jun 11, 2024 13:03:13 GMT
I just signed up to Facebook on my work email to use it for work stuff, and I went to the home page and see it has all these posts that no doubt are just algorithmically showing up on my feed, to give me a flavour of things i might like to add. One of them was just a woman bending over showing off her huge arse in some undies. Thanks Facebook for having that just appear on my screen in front of other workers. I clicked like obvs. Sure..."Facebook". |
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Post by askew on Jun 11, 2024 13:03:49 GMT
Knickerbockers
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Post by cubby on Jun 11, 2024 13:22:37 GMT
You got me, I signed up to Arsebook.
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Post by LegendaryApe on Jun 11, 2024 13:55:02 GMT
A lady in my gym does nothing but arse exercises any time she's been there when I have.
She has a massive arse. She wears tiny shorts and dances in between arse sets with her headphones on. Might be the same person from Cubby's ad.
I often wonder what she's listening to. I reckon it's 'Immortal' by Adema.
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Post by Jambowayoh on Jun 11, 2024 14:02:55 GMT
Well, err, ok then.
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Post by Blue_Mike on Jun 11, 2024 14:04:47 GMT
"Oh, down beside that red firelight..."
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Post by otto on Jun 11, 2024 17:41:37 GMT
you other brothers can't deny
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Post by 😎 on Jun 11, 2024 18:15:16 GMT
but you can’t push Willy round Willy won’t go
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Post by askew on Jun 11, 2024 19:22:05 GMT
Adema is a name I’ve not heard in a long time. Since maybe 2002?
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Post by LegendaryApe on Jun 11, 2024 19:30:21 GMT
I don't know why I thought of them, and that particular song
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Post by rhaegyr on Jun 12, 2024 8:05:30 GMT
All my close friends have kids under 1 or one on the way and selfishly all I can think about is how I'm going to see them all a lot less for the next few years  |
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Post by Danno on Jun 12, 2024 8:20:39 GMT
Counterpoint: don't have to hang around with baby brained people and their babies
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Post by Bill in the rain on Jun 12, 2024 8:22:03 GMT
You can go out to gigs, movies, etc.. and send them status updates, just to make them feel more miserable.
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Post by Binky on Jun 12, 2024 8:47:20 GMT
A lady in my gym does nothing but arse exercises any time she's been there when I have. She has a massive arse. She wears tiny shorts and dances in between arse sets with her headphones on. Might be the same person from Cubby's ad. I often wonder what she's listening to. I reckon it's 'Immortal' by Adema. Which gym? |
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Post by Binky on Jun 12, 2024 9:00:35 GMT
This morning my wife dropped two of my Global knives on her foot, nicking her big toe.
I've so far resisted asking the very genuine question "are my knives OK? How did they land?" but it's eating me up inside.
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Post by mrpon on Jun 12, 2024 9:06:03 GMT
Make sure you breath a sigh of relief when she says it stuck in her toe.
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Post by otto on Jun 12, 2024 9:07:45 GMT
It's like when my wife puts one of my Japanese knives in the dishwasher. There are things you just don't do.
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Post by Bill in the rain on Jun 12, 2024 9:25:19 GMT
Is it a Hattori Hanzō knife?
Can she still wiggle her big toe?
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Post by LegendaryApe on Jun 12, 2024 9:57:06 GMT
A lady in my gym does nothing but arse exercises any time she's been there when I have. She has a massive arse. She wears tiny shorts and dances in between arse sets with her headphones on. Might be the same person from Cubby's ad. I often wonder what she's listening to. I reckon it's 'Immortal' by Adema. Which gym? Cheeks and Geeks |
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