Random Musings

And does roasts!

When you think about it we're all inside one big air fryer.

Do they do fitted air fryers? I get sick of mine taking up counter space, so it'd be nice if they made them in the same sizes as standard ovens.

I should probably patent that if it doesn't already exist!

If this ends up with me and otto doing steak comparisons again then I'm going to sue

You still owe us a rib roast gremmi or give us those likes back.

When my mum was a kid people didn’t have ovens in the home, there was a communal oven in the village and people would do all their baking in it. That’s why you see one pot dishes and casseroles a lot in certain cultures. But nowadays you can’t move for young people wanting their own new-fangled personal ovens in every room, oh it makes me sick Jeremy

What's wrong with boiling things?

air fried tea tastes better and uses only 5% of the energy that boiled water does, and not only that but air fryer energy actually comes from gerbil-friendly air turbines whereas boiled water electricity is made by burning cats

Green nonsense won't stop me from enjoying a nice plate of boiled mince.

I used to do a one pot dish like that in my student days, bolognese without the tomatoes, extra stock and chuck some pasta in to cook/soak it up. Was absolutely peng, might have to do that again

proper british bolognese you say?

Seconded, please ban yourself for that elstoof.

I thought peng was French for bang

Geoff Keighley's body language is that of a man who has spent the last four months in a Seinfeld-esque masturbation contest and is nearing his breaking point.