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Post by mothercruncher on Apr 10, 2024 19:18:45 GMT
This reminds me of a story my brother told me about a radio show debate. They were discussing toilet use (number 2) and what was the order of washing hands etc for maximum cleanliness. He texted them to say the cleanest way would be to go into the latrines with your pants and trousers around you ankles, enter the cubicle, crap, wipe, stand, shuffle out, wash your hands, then pull up your trousers and pants with clean hands. I'm not convinced, and neither were the radio show hosts. I do like how some countries have sinks in the cubicle to wash your hands and minimise poo-handed contact with stuff. Yeah it's tough to figure out, unless you go in, wash your hands, then do the 'surgeon with hands in the air not touching anything walk' and back into a cubicle with a door that closes automatically behind you, with a beautiful sexy robot who will open your trousers so you can seat yourself hands-free. The toilet automatically cleans your arse with a laser afterwards and you are then re-trousered (or re-cargo shortsed) by the beautiful sexy robot who vomits sterilising fluid on your hands to clean them and uses her breast fans to dry them. You then do a DiCaprio saunter out the door while Hugh Jackman sings Christmas carols over the radio in the background, giving a sinister atmosphere like the start of a new Fallout game. Why are you still reading this? I’LL OFFER THE FULL 100K BUT I WANT 50% OF THE BUSINESS |
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Post by LegendaryApe on Apr 10, 2024 20:12:01 GMT
Yeah it's tough to figure out, unless you go in, wash your hands, then do the 'surgeon with hands in the air not touching anything walk' and back into a cubicle with a door that closes automatically behind you, with a beautiful sexy robot who will open your trousers so you can seat yourself hands-free. The toilet automatically cleans your arse with a laser afterwards and you are then re-trousered (or re-cargo shortsed) by the beautiful sexy robot who vomits sterilising fluid on your hands to clean them and uses her breast fans to dry them. You then do a DiCaprio saunter out the door while Hugh Jackman sings Christmas carols over the radio in the background, giving a sinister atmosphere like the start of a new Fallout game. Why are you still reading this? I’LL OFFER THE FULL 100K BUT I WANT 50% OF THE BUSINESS Do you mean the profits, or the other, browner, income from the business |
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Post by A46Matt on Apr 11, 2024 9:41:52 GMT
Knives cleaned in the dishwasher that are sometimes ‘allergic’ to butter are so frustrating. I assume it’s to do with rinse aid. Having to flick your butter out of the tub onto bread after chasing it around with the knife is very annoying. First world problem.
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Post by mrpon on Apr 11, 2024 9:47:38 GMT
I hear you brother. Maybe try a teaspoon and quenelle that greasy motherfucker.
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Post by crashV👀d👀 on Apr 11, 2024 10:33:38 GMT
Knives cleaned in the dishwasher that are sometimes ‘allergic’ to butter are so frustrating. I assume it’s to do with rinse aid. Having to flick your butter out of the tub onto bread after chasing it around with the knife is very annoying. First world problem. O.M.F.G is that why I have butter issues sometimes? I just thought it was these stupid rainbow knives that she bought |
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Post by wunty on Apr 11, 2024 10:43:38 GMT
I just use my finger.
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Post by elstoof on Apr 11, 2024 10:50:30 GMT
Butter in a tub? Dont they make squeezy butter in a bottle for you lot yet?
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Post by Deleted on Apr 11, 2024 10:53:57 GMT
I live a 5 min walk from a dairy farm and they have fresh butter out daily. It's made all butter since inferior.
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Post by A46Matt on Apr 11, 2024 11:02:44 GMT
Knives cleaned in the dishwasher that are sometimes ‘allergic’ to butter are so frustrating. I assume it’s to do with rinse aid. Having to flick your butter out of the tub onto bread after chasing it around with the knife is very annoying. First world problem. O.M.F.G is that why I have butter issues sometimes? I just thought it was these stupid rainbow knives that she bought It must be to do with rinse aid levels available as it isn’t every time. That or the knives are conspiring against us. |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 11, 2024 11:17:27 GMT
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Post by Blue_Mike on Apr 11, 2024 16:40:39 GMT
I cannot discern a flavour in that new blue Lucozade.
It's something, but.. I honestly don't know.
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Post by A46Matt on Apr 11, 2024 17:06:36 GMT
I cannot discern a flavour in that new blue Lucozade. It's something, but.. I honestly don't know. Maybe blue is the flavour |
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Post by elstoof on Apr 11, 2024 17:14:28 GMT
Football is the game
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Post by cubby on Apr 11, 2024 18:26:24 GMT
I have become far too accustomed to having chocolate every evening. Bloody Easter.
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Post by Danno on Apr 11, 2024 22:49:27 GMT
This page is quite a ride
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Post by LegendaryApe on Apr 12, 2024 5:00:11 GMT
This page is quite a ride Please clean your library books before returning them. |
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Post by Zuluhero on Apr 12, 2024 6:25:23 GMT
But not in the dishwasher.
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Post by wunty on Apr 12, 2024 8:19:08 GMT
I have become far too accustomed to having chocolate every evening. Bloody Easter. Same. I'll be relieved when it's all gone, yet also incredibly disappointed. |
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Post by drhickman1983 on Apr 12, 2024 8:33:54 GMT
This page is quite a ride I've mentioned it before but it's fun to read these pages in reading view. It gets rid of all the formatting and names and quotes so it reads like a monologue of someone having a severe mental breakdown. |
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Post by Jambowayoh on Apr 12, 2024 11:40:02 GMT
I see Spooky quit and deleted his profile. I wonder if this was connected to his strange accusation at Uly in the Stellar Blade thread.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 12, 2024 11:45:51 GMT
Bit of an attention seeker, he'll be back.
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Post by wunty on Apr 12, 2024 11:49:12 GMT
I'm sure he said a couple of weeks ago that he was going to quit and delete again soon. Which I thought a bit odd. True to his word at least. I read the posts in the Stellar Blade thread and doesn't seem to be anything there worth quitting over.
As usual, all I'll say is that it would be nice if he hadn't as it's good to have a community here. But in order for it to be one, people need to hang around.
Still no sign of dogbot either. Which IS odd, as he's just vanished off the face of the earth.
AA seems to have gone as well.
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Post by Jambowayoh on Apr 12, 2024 11:53:16 GMT
I think that argument with Lukus was the reason and I surmise that maybe he felt like he wasn't being supported but tbh he really read WAY into what Lukus posted and went straight into accusing him of being a misogynist.
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Post by nexus6 on Apr 12, 2024 12:20:35 GMT
Don't worry guys, I'm still here
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Post by drhickman1983 on Apr 12, 2024 12:22:33 GMT
Nobody else can leave. It's a lock in.
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Post by Zuluhero on Apr 12, 2024 16:28:58 GMT
We can't leave. We know too much.
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Post by Jambowayoh on Apr 12, 2024 16:34:52 GMT
We can't leave. We know too much. We don't know what user Puddleduck's gf's bumhole smells like according to user Nexus. So we definitely don't know EVERYTHING. |
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Post by JonFE on Apr 12, 2024 16:39:33 GMT
We can't leave. We know too much.
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Post by Ulythium on Apr 12, 2024 16:48:42 GMT
I'm as mystified as anyone else by what happened with Spooky.
I didn't expect that little dig in the Stellar Blade thread, and I'd be lying if I said it didn't bum me out somewhat.
In any case, I decided to lie low for a day or two until it blew over; next thing I knew, he'd nuked his account.
I remember him saying that he was planning to leave by a certain date, but I assumed he was referring to another posting hiatus, not a full-on disappearing act.
Regardless, I hope he's doing okay, and also that he'll be back at some point - I always liked him, and we all have bad days once in a while. No hard feelings on my part.
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Post by monkman5000 on Apr 12, 2024 18:26:13 GMT
Where's good for pizza in central London? And I mean proper Italian pizza. /ecosse
Last time we went to Pizza Pilgrims, which is ok but we've got one of them in Brighton and it's not even the best there dammit.
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