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Post by elstoof on Oct 4, 2021 21:46:03 GMT
Is it going to be like an episode of Knightmare where they’re talking some intern with a helmet on through a maze of server stacks and how can I watch
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Post by Fake_Blood on Oct 4, 2021 21:46:21 GMT
Imagine the dude that pushed the update that broke the entire company. I mean what do you do? Go home and lawyer up?
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Post by simple on Oct 4, 2021 21:47:46 GMT
Yeah I made a really stupid mistake on Friday that had me bricking it this afternoon but its very pale in comparison
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Post by Graxlar on Oct 4, 2021 21:48:16 GMT
So you lot think it’s an internal mistake and not a malicious attack?
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Post by Bongo Heracles on Oct 4, 2021 21:51:07 GMT
I mean hanlons razor and all that. It’s disruptive but not, ultimately, devastating
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Post by TheSaint on Oct 4, 2021 21:51:44 GMT
Imagine the dude that pushed the update that broke the entire company. I mean what do you do? Go home and lawyer up? Set up the most successful gofundme in history. People would be lining up to donate. |
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Post by elstoof on Oct 4, 2021 21:52:05 GMT
Don’t the malicious attack people usually make their demands before this point
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Post by peekconfusion on Oct 4, 2021 21:57:36 GMT
Imagine the dude that pushed the update that broke the entire company. I mean what do you do? Go home and lawyer up? Set up the most successful gofundme in history. People would be lining up to donate. Tbf, if there is one person in the entire company that won't make that mistake again, its them. |
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Post by peekconfusion on Oct 4, 2021 21:58:01 GMT
IT'S BACK!
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Post by mothercruncher on Oct 4, 2021 21:59:46 GMT
Oh, good?
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Post by 😎 on Oct 4, 2021 22:00:53 GMT
Got to wonder what the retired boomers did today.
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Post by peekconfusion on Oct 4, 2021 22:02:12 GMT
Where else am I meant to post this hilarious list of memes that's been gathering in my head for the past 6 hours?! |
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Post by Bongo Heracles on Oct 4, 2021 22:02:12 GMT
Text their kids repeatedly to ask if they could make it work again
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Post by Graxlar on Oct 4, 2021 22:03:51 GMT
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Post by peekconfusion on Oct 4, 2021 22:10:10 GMT
Text their kids repeatedly to ask if they could make it work again Blamed Meghan Markle for the outage. |
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Post by quadfather on Oct 4, 2021 22:26:31 GMT
Dammit, I wanted a real downtime of weeks. The slavering goons will be back in force now
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Post by simple on Oct 4, 2021 22:35:28 GMT
I’ve got facebook but not the other two back. I was sort of looking forward to the possibility of a few days of silence.
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Post by drhickman1983 on Oct 4, 2021 22:42:32 GMT
Dammit, I wanted a real downtime of weeks. The slavering goons will be back in force now I'm waiting for the first claim it was an attack from Liberals / Communists / Greta / Lizards / Reverse Vampires. It might be made in jest, it might be made as a shit post, it might be made sincerely. But I'd be surprised if it doesn't crop up somewhere. |
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Post by Jambowayoh on Oct 4, 2021 22:43:37 GMT
Nah it was definitely Trump's beginning of taking down the DEEP STATE.
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Post by dfunked on Oct 4, 2021 22:45:24 GMT
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Post by peekconfusion on Oct 4, 2021 22:50:17 GMT
It's impressive how they can put out something so concise and informative so quickly. |
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Post by drhickman1983 on Oct 4, 2021 22:52:49 GMT
It's impressive how they can put out something so concise and informative so quickly. IT'S ALMOST LIKE THEY PRE-PLANNED IT THE ARTICLE cLOUDFLARE ARE IN CAHOOTS WITH big media OR SOMETHING |
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Post by simple on Oct 4, 2021 23:32:03 GMT
Its some Tony Blair level hubris of Facebook to have such a fundamental vulnerability that a single DNS error could cause them to lose all of their websites but also comms and on campus physical security and they obviously assumed that they were too good, big and important for it to ever actually happen
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Post by elstoof on Oct 5, 2021 6:32:42 GMT
It’s the Death Star
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Post by Bongo Heracles on Oct 5, 2021 6:36:48 GMT
The funniest thing is that during the whole outage I didn’t see one mention that oculus rift was also down.
/pours out a 40 for decks and silentbob
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Post by Phattso on Oct 5, 2021 6:40:55 GMT
The Verge’s coverage mentioned Oculus, so you just put that in your pipe and smoke it.
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Post by Phattso on Oct 5, 2021 7:00:45 GMT
(actually, that was the only reason I realised there was trouble in Zuck-land at all - looks like I really did successfully extricate myself from that ecosystem quite well - only my Quest 2 would've clued me in  ) |
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Post by Bongo Heracles on Oct 5, 2021 7:17:30 GMT
It was starting to get text messages for me. Other than that I’ve just got a basically dormant insta
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Post by elstoof on Oct 5, 2021 7:27:37 GMT
The BBC reported that “some” oculus users had reported an outage, presumably they could only find one or two who knew where theirs was
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Post by Phattso on Oct 5, 2021 7:29:27 GMT
The BBC reported that “some” oculus users had reported an outage, presumably they could only find one or two who knew where theirs was Fuck you we all know exactly where they are! It's just the charging cable is so easy to lose is all.... |
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