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Post by RumMonkey on Jan 30, 2023 10:24:34 GMT
I'd get kicked off for laughing if it was something like that.
She's after something "juicy", think she's thinking something Dahmer style is going to crop up.
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Post by sport✅ on Jan 30, 2023 10:26:34 GMT
Or it might be a top crime boss on trial and they start executing all jury members and witnesses /o\
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Post by RumMonkey on Jan 30, 2023 10:28:37 GMT
Thus begins my story of revenge, John Wick style. I can do rolly pollys better than Keanu too.
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Post by Jambowayoh on Jan 30, 2023 10:29:51 GMT
Lol, we use to call them gambolls in school.
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Post by EMarkM on Jan 30, 2023 12:39:21 GMT
I can do rolly pollys better than Keanu too.
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Post by mrpon on Jan 30, 2023 12:41:29 GMT
One for the oldies there.
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Post by Jambowayoh on Jan 30, 2023 12:44:00 GMT
PHWOAR!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by RumMonkey on Jan 30, 2023 13:02:52 GMT
She got dismissed. I've been practicing my moves all morning too.
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Post by sport✅ on Jan 30, 2023 13:14:24 GMT
Clearly deemed as compromised. Probably working for crime boss.
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Post by cubby on Jan 30, 2023 13:16:36 GMT
It was probably the deerstalker and opium pipe that gave them alarm bells.
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Post by cristar on Jan 30, 2023 13:20:50 GMT
Is the case No.5?
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Post by dmukgr on Jan 30, 2023 14:55:47 GMT
I hadn't read this thread for a while so it opened 'recent' a few pages back.
Pretty excitedly I read Wunty's tale, wondering if I had seen a post from him recently elsewhere or if he'd died, and then... nothing. How disapointing. No poo thread update either.
God I'm bored at work and easily entertained :/
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Post by dogbot on Jan 31, 2023 14:00:41 GMT
Why is "were you ever a member of the Armed Forces?" suddenly popping up so much under diversity and equal opportunity questions?
Is it a protected class now or something? You can already see my CV...
Three times this week.
Weird.
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Post by cubby on Feb 3, 2023 16:20:02 GMT
What fresh hell is this?? There's only digestives in the work biscuit tin!
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Post by JuniorFE on Feb 3, 2023 16:32:16 GMT
What fresh hell is this?? There's only digestives in the work biscuit tin! The hell will be all theirs when you're the only one that's regular and they're walking around all constipated
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Post by mrpon on Feb 3, 2023 16:35:50 GMT
What fresh hell is this?? A work biscuit tin?!
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Post by freddiemercurystwin on Feb 3, 2023 17:00:18 GMT
Digestives taste shit compared to how they used to taste so it stands to reason.
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Post by EMarkM on Feb 3, 2023 17:07:11 GMT
Digestives taste shit compared to how they used to taste so it stands to reason. I know I can’t eat biscuits anymore, but I remember Digestives going crap I do remember when they were good. Did anyone have the Cadbury’s themed ones (back when Cadbury’s were good too!)? There were some where the actual biscuit was chocolate, as well as the coating. Speaking of which, one of my favourite things used to be putting Nutella on Rich Tea biscuits. It’s almost worth risking the gluten for…
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Post by cubby on Feb 3, 2023 17:33:33 GMT
What fresh hell is this?? A work biscuit tin?! Well exactly, we usually have things like Gold bars, Penguins, knock off kit kats and the like in there, but something has gone seriously wrong.
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Post by KD on Feb 3, 2023 17:34:27 GMT
Nutella goes on a spoon then straight into my mouth, nothing else is possible.
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Post by RumMonkey on Feb 3, 2023 17:41:24 GMT
All your work colleagues geefe'ing the biscuits? Grim.
No to work biscuit tins.
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Post by freddiemercurystwin on Feb 3, 2023 17:41:35 GMT
Nutella goes on a spoon then straight up my arse, nothing else is possible. Is this what you really meant?
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Post by cubby on Feb 3, 2023 17:43:15 GMT
Nutella goes on a spoon then straight into my mouth, nothing else is possible. And at least half of the jar must be eaten in one session, which must take place standing in the kitchen near the cupboard the Nutella was found.
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Post by deekyfun on Feb 3, 2023 17:49:41 GMT
Have you got a camera set up in my kitchen or something?
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Post by EMarkM on Feb 3, 2023 18:55:34 GMT
Have you got a camera set up in my kitchen or something? NO! No.
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Post by Saul1138 on Feb 3, 2023 19:11:54 GMT
Have you got a camera set up in my kitchen or something? NO! No. Are you stood by his kitchen window, cock in hand?
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Post by Vortex on Feb 3, 2023 19:12:38 GMT
Cock in lightly warmed Nutella i reckon...
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Post by sport✅ on Feb 3, 2023 19:33:59 GMT
Screw Nutella, gimme that Biscoff spread goodness.
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Post by cubby on Feb 3, 2023 20:45:43 GMT
Why not both? A spoon for each jar. Happy days.
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Post by Danno on Feb 3, 2023 20:52:01 GMT
Why not both? A cock for each jar. Happy days. Come over my dad ain't home.
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