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Post by MolarAmšµ on Nov 10, 2022 11:29:19 GMT
āTo see old men fuck Look not to lemon party Just goto pornhubā
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Post by rhaegyr on Nov 10, 2022 11:31:59 GMT
Other half asked me get Peter Kay tickets for her parents using her O2 priority - she didn't have time at work to try logging on/refreshing but would send me the code if I get through - promised to keep her phone next to her.
Eventually got through after fucking about for an hour - didn't answer the phone for half an hour, by which time the code wouldn't work/page timed out.
So no I'm down an hour at work for trying to get tickets to a wank comedian that I didn't even get.
Where's the random rants thread?!
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Post by Aunt Alison on Nov 10, 2022 12:56:01 GMT
Dump her
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Post by cubby on Nov 10, 2022 13:25:59 GMT
Does she hate her parents?
If not she should.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 10, 2022 13:47:06 GMT
You need widen your search to include tickets that aren't for Peter Kay, and buy some of those. Anything really.
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Post by Dougs on Nov 10, 2022 13:59:53 GMT
But...garlic....and...bread?
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Post by drhickman1983 on Nov 10, 2022 14:00:26 GMT
He remembers things.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 10, 2022 14:06:39 GMT
Probably some David Walliams tickets available.
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Post by Jambowayoh on Nov 10, 2022 14:09:42 GMT
Probably some David Walliams tickets available. They're free if you tell him you really want to fuck him.
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Post by mrpon on Nov 10, 2022 15:04:28 GMT
Get them some Jerry Sadowitz, think he's similar to Peter.
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Post by Jambowayoh on Nov 10, 2022 15:17:09 GMT
Lol, can you imagine someone thinking this and then sitting down with absolutely no idea of the shit he's going to come out wit.
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Post by rhaegyr on Nov 10, 2022 16:17:15 GMT
Her parents have also been to see Mrs Brown's Boys live.
Twice.
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Post by Bongo Heracles on Nov 10, 2022 16:22:41 GMT
I dont mind Peter Kay. I genuinely dont understand what the problem is with him. Not everyone needs to be a blue comedian, beloved by liberals until they say something racist or transphobic.
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Post by Dougs on Nov 10, 2022 16:27:00 GMT
He does what he does well. It's sometimes funny, often hilarious. It's not terribly original but so what?
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Post by rhaegyr on Nov 10, 2022 16:41:12 GMT
He's just not that funny.
I don't hate the guy - he's just another body in a long list of safe, boring comedians. Comedy muzak.
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Post by mrpon on Nov 10, 2022 16:43:24 GMT
Phoenix Nights is gold though.
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Post by rhaegyr on Nov 10, 2022 16:43:57 GMT
Yeah, quite liked Phoenix Nights.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 10, 2022 16:50:57 GMT
I think people pretend not to like him or find him funny.
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Post by Dougs on Nov 10, 2022 16:56:28 GMT
He's just not that funny. I don't hate the guy - he's just another body in a long list of safe, boring comedians. Comedy muzak. But you need comedians like that. Same as McIntyre. Some routines are good, some average and some fall flat, no different to any other comedian really. You need comedians that can be aired at 7pm on a Sunday as good family viewing.
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Post by Youthist on Nov 10, 2022 17:00:46 GMT
Talking of Mcintyre - for some reason I switched over and saw hte last 10 mins of "Spin the Wheel" (I think its called) and some contestant had answered no questions all night and popped out of the hole in the middle and had one question and selected Mccoist from the 3 - who had got everything wrong all night - so was the rank outsider with a very large cash prize pot as a result. It was actually a great moment of TV if anyone saw it. Carry on!
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Post by Deleted on Nov 10, 2022 17:28:39 GMT
The Wheel is pretty great mindless Saturday night bottle of wine TV.
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Post by Bongo Heracles on Nov 10, 2022 17:40:18 GMT
Yeah, I like the wheel. Itās nice and breezy. My favourite part is the juxtaposition between the light, high energy tone and the absolutely depressing answers the contestants give when they are asked what they would do with the money.
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Post by Youthist on Nov 10, 2022 18:11:47 GMT
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Post by Jambowayoh on Nov 10, 2022 20:59:55 GMT
Her parents have also been to see Mrs Brown's Boys live. Twice. Mate...mate....
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Post by Bongo Heracles on Nov 10, 2022 21:44:23 GMT
Fair play to him because I would have put my house on greece. I was as sure as I would be that the sun would come up in the morning. You can even hear someone shout āno!ā when she locks in Turkey.
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Post by Dougs on Nov 10, 2022 21:50:33 GMT
I am a soft lad and that sort of thing gets me right in the feels.
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Post by vicedestroyer on Nov 10, 2022 21:56:35 GMT
If you are buying a new laptop then the cost of living crisis hasnāt hit you yet? I am thinking of firing the old Windows Vista laptop, and working out if waiting for all the updates is worth the saving. I will work it out at a rate of minimum wage vs hours to get it sorted. The cost of living crisis has hit everyone. I'm just lucky that I have an income that can, so far, compensate for the higher prices. Thank god. Anyways, my dad in Uganda needs a new laptop as well, so I bought that Ā£250 laptop from Currys. For what my lecturer dad will use it for, 8GB of RAM, 256GB SSD and i3 processor is more than adequate.
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Post by wunty on Nov 10, 2022 21:57:46 GMT
Yeah that's great. So nice to watch genuinely nice things happen sometimes.
Nice.
@the Wheel thing.
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Post by Youthist on Nov 12, 2022 11:45:49 GMT
Are you kidding me with all this Peter Kay mania? Someone I know is trying to get tickets and there are over 25000 people ahead of him in the queue. What the fuck? At least itās going to be giving Stewart Lee some material.
Talking of which saw him this week in London on the Basic Lee tour, and he was great. Better than snowflake / tornado for me (which was also great). Content Provider is still his finest though.
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Post by elstoof on Nov 12, 2022 11:59:42 GMT
New evidence from Mowgliās incident has come to light
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