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Post by Aunt Alison on Oct 18, 2022 6:01:04 GMT
Spiders are the reincarnation of particularly bad paedophiles
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Post by Deleted on Oct 18, 2022 6:03:12 GMT
no
they are good
they are the cats of the multilegged kingdom
mind their own business, eat the assholes that feed on you and your plants
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Post by Aunt Alison on Oct 18, 2022 6:07:04 GMT
no they are good they are the cats of the multilegged kingdom mind their own business, eat the assholes that feed on you and your plants
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Post by Deleted on Oct 18, 2022 6:10:53 GMT
Unrelated to the spider discussion, but related to the what y'all listening to thread, I was thinking of Henry Cavill when Hot Boyz came to my head.
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Post by wunty on Oct 18, 2022 8:26:12 GMT
I could never bring myself to kill a spider. Despite the fact that it was big enough to buy an expensive suit and drive an expensive car round to my house whilst I'm at work and seduce my wife. I lobbed him into the middle of the street and left it up to him what house he moves into next. I made sure that he fucked off in the opposite direction from mine before I went back inside mind.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 18, 2022 8:29:13 GMT
Putting house spiders out in this weather is a slow and painful death for them apparently.
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Post by Jambowayoh on Oct 18, 2022 8:35:58 GMT
Is this the real Decks? He seems... different.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 18, 2022 8:37:15 GMT
It's all of you I hate. Spiders are cool.
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Post by Jambowayoh on Oct 18, 2022 8:41:24 GMT
Ahhh, there we go.
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Post by Vortex on Oct 18, 2022 8:41:30 GMT
A spider is wearing decks' skin and typing on his computer.
Probably that large one that wunty evicted.
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Post by Lizard on Oct 18, 2022 8:42:59 GMT
Spiders are all right, but scorpions are the coolest arachnids.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 18, 2022 8:45:57 GMT
Look at this little fella I found crawling on my face in Tenerife last week. He started doing some Danny Laruso crane kick shit on my hand
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Post by Dougs on Oct 18, 2022 10:47:47 GMT
Why did I try and Google Lens search that? I hadn't realised Huntsman spiders were so bloody big.
Objectively, I agree, spiders are cool and necessary. Subjectively though, they can get to fuck.
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Post by wunty on Oct 18, 2022 10:50:14 GMT
Putting house spiders out in this weather is a slow and painful death for them apparently. He made the decision, not me. He could have quite easily stayed put, but instead he decided to flaunt himself in front of me.
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Post by DJCopa on Oct 18, 2022 11:08:43 GMT
When we got back from holiday, I wondered past my arcade cabinet and a BIG spider had got in between the glass and the screen.
I hoped it would find its way out, and tried playing some games to annoy it enough to crawl back, but I ended up having to take the fucking thing apart!
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Post by Youthist on Oct 18, 2022 12:47:03 GMT
When we got back from holiday, I wondered past my arcade cabinet and a BIG spider had got in between the glass and the screen. I hoped it would find its way out, and tried playing some games to annoy it enough to crawl back, but I ended up having to take the fucking thing apart! What artwork do you have on it, do you have Sanwar Buttons / Sticks, what screen size, is it two player, what emulation board do you have - tell me everything!
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Post by DJCopa on Oct 18, 2022 12:55:09 GMT
When we got back from holiday, I wondered past my arcade cabinet and a BIG spider had got in between the glass and the screen. I hoped it would find its way out, and tried playing some games to annoy it enough to crawl back, but I ended up having to take the fucking thing apart! What artwork do you have on it, do you have Sanwar Buttons / Sticks, what screen size, is it two player, what emulation board do you have - tell me everything! Ha! I went for the classic Atari Star Wars design, trackball, LED buttons ( 6 per player), 2 player, HyperSpin, side buttons for Pinball. top of cab lights up + 27" screen. You also get a wireless mini keyboard to help with the older games (C64, Amiga, etc). He's a really good chap and will engage with any questions you have. I see now you can get more stuff as well - larger screen, LED lighting at bottom etc. He will order in Sanwar bits at additional cost (I didn't realise until after the build - he doesn't hard sell at all - in fact, I was going for guns as well but he said not to. Since seen on Facebook the tech is better now, so guns could be an option).
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Post by Aunt Alison on Oct 18, 2022 13:01:01 GMT
On the other hand, his cabinets are full of spiders
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Post by drhickman1983 on Oct 18, 2022 13:10:29 GMT
Worse than a TV full of lizards?
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Post by DJCopa on Oct 18, 2022 13:20:36 GMT
So many amazing scenes (Kilroy Silk being a favourite. Fortunately, he isn't in my cabinet!)
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Post by Danno on Oct 18, 2022 16:18:48 GMT
Marina Hyde reads FG, and stole my joke! "Anyway, on to Hunt, clearly the more operational figure. Many of us will have spent far too long yesterday watching the new chancellor’s already unsettling twitch of slightly opening his eyes in a slightly startled fashion, slightly more often than every five seconds. I really don’t want to think of Jeremy as a chess grandmaster whose moves are being dictated by the markets via vibrating anal beads. But since I have, you must too."
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Post by Aunt Alison on Oct 18, 2022 16:21:16 GMT
Or you are Marina Hyde, did you ever think of that
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Post by dogbot on Oct 18, 2022 16:22:16 GMT
You never see them together, do you?
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Post by wunty on Oct 18, 2022 16:29:44 GMT
Marina Hyde reads FG, and stole my joke! "Anyway, on to Hunt, clearly the more operational figure. Many of us will have spent far too long yesterday watching the new chancellor’s already unsettling twitch of slightly opening his eyes in a slightly startled fashion, slightly more often than every five seconds. I really don’t want to think of Jeremy as a chess grandmaster whose moves are being dictated by the markets via vibrating anal beads. But since I have, you must too." Ha, brilliant. Make sure you get your royalties.
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Post by drhickman1983 on Oct 18, 2022 17:00:01 GMT
Well, that was a successful way to waste literally the whole working day.
I'd like to thank my fellow Font Geeks for their help in the Woke and Bayonetta threads where I've managed to make some long winded, uninformed and repetitive points about the mental health of a racist and the worth of voice actors, both being topics I'm very much only slightly-interested in.
And by placing my efforts into those threads today, I've managed to only reply to a total of three (3) emails and write maybe four (4) new lines on my teams project plan.
Time to kick back and celebrate a hard day 🎉🎊🪅
(I think I have problems. Still back in the office tomorrow where I feel guilty if I twat around on my phone. Might actually get a dumb phone to avoid the temptation).
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Post by Deleted on Oct 18, 2022 17:19:09 GMT
I've considered that as well. I'd miss the iPhone whenever I need to look up and address. Unless I'm gonna go really old school and print out directions from mapquest.
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Post by freddiemercurystwin on Oct 18, 2022 17:33:34 GMT
I did that for a holiday in Tuscany back in about 2008 involving about a 100 mile drive from the airport to the accommodation. Despite paying a quite a bit extra to hire a satnav for the hire car I couldn't make head nor tail of the directions the satnav was throwing up so dismissed the satnav directions as crap and switched it off. I diligently stuck to my printed route but turns out there are two villages of exactly the same name in Tuscany. That was a very long day.
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Post by cubby on Oct 18, 2022 19:46:26 GMT
The water is fucked for the whole end of our town. I was looking forward to a shower tonight.
Luckily we still have a couple of big bottles of water for flushing the toilet from the last time this happened.
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Post by Frog on Oct 18, 2022 19:48:59 GMT
If you stand over the toilet and pour the water on you, you can have a shower and flush the loo at the same time.
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Post by freddiemercurystwin on Oct 18, 2022 19:51:48 GMT
Or better still get the wife to stand over you and 'flush'.
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