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Post by pierrepressure on May 4, 2023 18:00:32 GMT
All I wanted was just one fuck One tiny, little, innocent fuck And when I feel like I'm shit out of luck I find myself stupified, coming back again
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Post by Bill in the rain on May 5, 2023 13:33:23 GMT
Thanks to watching Britain's Got Talent yesterday, and my kids singing it all day today:
Lets get ready, ready Lets get ready, ready Lets get ready, ready Lets get ready to rumble!
Watch us wreck the mike! Watch us wreck the mike! Watch us wreck the mike! Psyche!
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Post by killerbee on May 5, 2023 15:14:11 GMT
“You are under my control You are the goldfish, I am the bowl You’re swimming in circles, I am eternal You are the goldfish You’re just a fucking goldfish”
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Cosmopolitan
New Member
Font Geek is a stupid name
Posts: 234
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Post by Cosmopolitan on May 5, 2023 17:53:33 GMT
Du-dum-daa, du-dum-daa, Pretty little crazy white girl, ... Girrrrr-rrrrrr-lllll. Girl?
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Rich
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Posts: 1,984
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Post by Rich on Jul 28, 2024 17:30:35 GMT
Twinkle twinkle chocolate bar My daddy drives a rusty car Start the engine, pull the choke Off we go in a puff of smoke Twinkle twinkle chocolate bar My daddy drives a rusty car
Sometimes I hate nursery
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Frog
Full Member
Posts: 7,269
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Post by Frog on Jul 28, 2024 18:04:18 GMT
I'ma have everybody jumpin' to this Caitlyn Jenner in the front row pumpin' her fists With a simple little twist and a flick of the wrist A little snap of the neck and a slip of the disc You just pull up a chair and grab a seat And clap your hands and stomp your feet Or stomp your hands and clap your feet Flop around 'til you lookin' like a slab of meat You put your left foot back, your right in front Tip your head back, let it touch your butt 'Til you feel a little pop, like what the fuck? Motherfuck, fuck a duck, what the fuck? I'm stuck So, party people, are you with me? What's the deal? If you real, grab your chair up by the wheel If you wanna feel just like the Man of Steel Windmillin' on a million banana peels
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Post by rawshark on Jul 28, 2024 18:28:26 GMT
I’m working on a short piece at the moment about a very obscure French animated series with a earworm of a theme tune…
Go! Follow Spartakus, Find the sun / beneath the sea We’re so near / to the universe Which has long / disappeared
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Aunty Treats
Junior Member
Delivering tasty treats to the townsfolk
Posts: 1,028
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Post by Aunty Treats on Jul 28, 2024 18:50:12 GMT
I was born in a beauty salon My father was a dresser of hair My mother was a girl you could call on When you called she was always there When you called she was always there When you called she was always there When you called she was always there When you called she was always there
Ah but don't go home with your hard-on It will only drive you insane You can't shake it (or break it) with your Motown You can't melt it down in the rain
You can't melt it down in the rain You can't melt it down in the rain You can't melt it down in the rain
I've looked behind all of the faces That smile you down to you knees And the lips that say, Come on, taste us And when you try to they make you say Please
When you try to they make you say Please When you try to they make you say Please When you try to they make you say Please When you try to they make you say Please
Ah but don't go home with your hard-on ...
Here comes your bride with her veil on Approach her, you wretch, if you dare Approach her, you ape with your tail on Once you have her she'll always be there
Once you have her she'll always be there Once you have her she'll always be there Once you have her she'll always be there Once you have her she'll always be there
Ah but don't go home with your hard-on ...
So I work in that same beauty salon I'm chained to the old masquerade The lipstick, the shadow, the silicone I follow my father's trade
I follow my father's trade Yes I follow my father's trade Yes I follow my father's trade Yes I follow my father's trade
Ah but don't go home with your hard-on It will only drive you insane You can't shake it (or break it) with your Motown You can't melt it down in the rain You can't melt it down in the rain You can't melt it down in the rain You can't melt it down in the rain You can't melt it down in the rain You can't melt it down in the rain You can't melt it down in the rain You can't melt it down in the rain You can't melt it down in the rain
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mcmonkeyplc
Junior Member
General Martok Qapla!
Posts: 3,080
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Post by mcmonkeyplc on Jul 28, 2024 19:38:25 GMT
Le ciel bleu sur nous peut s'effondrer Et la Terre peut bien s'écrouler Peu m'importe si tu m'aimes Je me fous du monde entier Tant qu'l'amour innondera mes matins Tant qu'mon corps frémira sous tes mains Peu m'importe les problèmes Mon amour, puisque tu m'aimes J'irais jusqu'au bout du monde Je me ferais teindre en blonde Si tu me le demandais J'irais décrocher la Lune J'irais voler la fortune Si tu me le demandais Je renierais ma patrie Je renierais mes amis Si tu me le demandais On peut bien rire de moi Je ferais n'importe quoi Si tu me le demandais Si un jour, la vie t'arrache à moi Si tu meurs, que tu sois loin de moi Peu m'importe si tu m'aimes Car moi je mourrais aussi Nous aurons pour nous l'éternité Dans le bleu de toute l'immensité Dans le ciel, plus de problème Mon amour, crois-tu qu'on s'aime? Dieu réunit ceux qui s'aiment
Fucking Olympics 😝
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