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Post by zagibu on May 12, 2022 0:43:19 GMT
It's probably not gonna help much if I post the whole gang, but who knows. The highlighted guy is called Rathmar.
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Post by zagibu on May 12, 2022 8:37:01 GMT
It's a lesser known Warhammer game more or less directly adapted from the board game, in which you obviously play a smaller gang instead of a huge army like usual. Here is the full screenshot. If you wanna win, you can just google some of the text, should be easy:
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Post by dfunked on May 12, 2022 8:37:56 GMT
How very dare you insinuate that we cheat here!
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Post by Deleted on May 12, 2022 14:10:00 GMT
The Total Recall titty guy looks like Darth Maul removed the spooky facepaint to go play a D&D session.
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Post by snackplissken on May 12, 2022 14:28:09 GMT
I've never searched using GOOGLE LENS.
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Post by rhaegyr on May 12, 2022 15:35:43 GMT
Crazy Taxi
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Post by zagibu on May 12, 2022 17:28:45 GMT
Nah, it's obviously a reskin of Sim City.
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Post by Aunt Alison on May 12, 2022 17:33:12 GMT
Do one we know
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Post by Aunt Alison on May 12, 2022 17:34:03 GMT
Just go online and look for some things console peasants play. You'll feel dirty but everyone will be happy
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Post by zagibu on May 12, 2022 18:10:21 GMT
It is impossible for me to comprehend the smooth brains of console peasants. I think it would be easier for me to understand mold.
The game is called Mordheim: City of the Damned, and the two faced dude is called Thorgar. His fervent prayers to the dark gods were answered first with horns, then with a second face, and finally his hand fused with his beloved axe. He had to learn how to wipe his behind with the left hand because of this, but it was all worth it, he assures everyone all the time.
There's another dude on the back row way to the left, who had BOTH his hands fused with his weapons. Not sure how he finishes his business anymore.
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Post by Deleted on May 12, 2022 18:11:39 GMT
oh I've heard of Mordheim. It's on console too, but I haven't checked it out. Warhammer Online was fun back in the day.
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Post by cubby on May 12, 2022 18:32:55 GMT
You've just written the answer and I still couldn't tell you what that game is.
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Post by zagibu on May 12, 2022 18:49:57 GMT
It's a strange game. Very clunky. AI takes forever to move. Autoscaling enemies. Permanent injuries that can make team members almost useless. Lots of other problems.
But somehow I still pick it up again from time to time and do some more missions with either my chaos troupe as posted, or with my beloved Skaven gang (think murderous antropomorphic rats). It must be doing something well, but I couldn't really tell you what.
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Post by zagibu on May 12, 2022 19:04:57 GMT
By the way, have you noticed how gangsta the team leader is. He's wearing a helmet, but also a hood. Can't drop gangsta style because of a helmet, you know, hood lyf foreva!
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Post by zagibu on May 12, 2022 19:22:31 GMT
Oh and while were kind of in the limbo in this tread, allow me to introduce you to the murderous rats I earlier spoke of. Aren't they cute?
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Post by Aunt Alison on May 12, 2022 19:26:05 GMT
Still not playing it
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Post by cubby on May 12, 2022 19:26:47 GMT
What's it called again?
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Post by zagibu on May 12, 2022 19:35:22 GMT
Brownworld 4: Rise of the Murder Rats
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Post by Deleted on May 12, 2022 19:35:33 GMT
Darth Maul & Master Splinter Go to the Renaissance Faire
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Post by Deleted on May 12, 2022 20:46:31 GMT
I used to keep rats. They make great pets.
Not city rats, they'll chew through your face. These were silly domesticated rats. I used to keep them on my shoulders and they'd stick their little noses in my ears.
I miss them. The wife won't allow me to keep rats. That's probably just as well. The boy had hamsters a few years back and next doors cat got in and broke the cage and ate one. The other one lived but then it died a few months later. I buried it in the garden and then went back to work, happening to read stories about people thinking their hamsters were dead because they can do this thing where they don't look like they're breathing. I drove straight back home and dug it up, leaving it on a patio slab in the sun, staring at it for ages.
Alas. It was dead. So It went back in the ground.
Anyway. I've not played Mordheim.
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Post by cubby on May 12, 2022 20:50:13 GMT
I had rats too. They were amazing loving pets, even if they stunk the place out.
Sorry that the hamster didn't come back to life.
Whose go is it?
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Post by Aunt Alison on May 12, 2022 20:50:19 GMT
I used to keep rats. They make great pets. Not city rats, they'll chew through your face. These were silly domesticated rats. I used to keep them on my shoulders and they'd stick their little noses in my ears. I miss them. The wife won't allow me to keep rats. That's probably just as well. The boy had hamsters a few years back and next doors cat got in and broke the cage and ate one. The other one lived but then it died a few months later. I buried it in the garden and then went back to work, happening to read stories about people thinking their hamsters were dead because they can do this thing where they don't look like they're breathing. I drove straight back home and dug it up, leaving it on a patio slab in the sun, staring at it for ages. Alas. It was dead. So It went back in the ground. Anyway. I've not played Mordheim. I had a rat too. Woke up one night to hear it banging its head against the side of its cage. Told my parents and my dad got a hammer. Fucking hell, dad, NO! Fortunately my mum intervened and suffocated it in a plastic bag. We put it in the freezer and buried it the next day
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Post by Aunt Alison on May 12, 2022 20:50:55 GMT
Also when I woke up and found my hamster frozen solid one morning, I brought it downstairs crying and my brother tried giving it mouth to mouth, the dickhead
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Post by Deleted on May 12, 2022 20:51:26 GMT
Sorry to hear about your boy's hamsters. We had a couple when I was a kid. One day, my sister was cleaning their terrarium and one of them bolted out. We tried to catch it, but it was fast, and our dog at the time ate it.
Rats are lovely as well though. Pet rats, that is. I worked at a pet store when I younger and I was surprised at how sweet they were. I never bought one for myself though.
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Post by Deleted on May 12, 2022 20:55:25 GMT
I used to keep rats. They make great pets. Not city rats, they'll chew through your face. These were silly domesticated rats. I used to keep them on my shoulders and they'd stick their little noses in my ears. I miss them. The wife won't allow me to keep rats. That's probably just as well. The boy had hamsters a few years back and next doors cat got in and broke the cage and ate one. The other one lived but then it died a few months later. I buried it in the garden and then went back to work, happening to read stories about people thinking their hamsters were dead because they can do this thing where they don't look like they're breathing. I drove straight back home and dug it up, leaving it on a patio slab in the sun, staring at it for ages. Alas. It was dead. So It went back in the ground. Anyway. I've not played Mordheim. I had a rat too. Woke up one night to hear it banging its head against the side of its cage. Told my parents and my dad got a hammer. Fucking hell, dad, NO! Fortunately my mum intervened and suffocated it in a plastic bag. We put it in the freezer and buried it the next day Must have taken ages to bury a freezer.
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Post by Deleted on May 12, 2022 20:56:40 GMT
Also when I woke up and found my hamster frozen solid one morning, I brought it downstairs crying and my brother tried giving it mouth to mouth, the dickhead My mum gave mouth to mouth to one of our fish once after it threw itself out it's tank five feet onto the floor. It came back to life and lived a few more years. None of that makes sense, and yet it happened.
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Post by Aunt Alison on May 12, 2022 20:58:15 GMT
Didn't work with the hamster. It was proper solid. Maybe if he'd put it in the microwave first
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Post by Deleted on May 12, 2022 20:59:34 GMT
Sorry to hear about your boy's hamsters. We had a couple when I was a kid. One day, my sister was cleaning their terrarium and one of them bolted out. We tried to catch it, but it was fast, and our dog at the time ate it. Rats are lovely as well though. Pet rats, that is. I worked at a pet store when I younger and I was surprised at how sweet they were. I never bought one for myself though. Small animals are such a ball ache. They don't realise how good they've got it and when they make a break for it it never pans out well for them. Stupid sods. Talking of small animals, we ended up keeping a wild rabbit once because one of the cats brought it in. Think he thought it was dead, but it very much wasn't. We didn't let it out because of all the owls so we kept it and bought it a silly guinea pig for a friend. It outlived the first one, so we bought it another, and then a polecat chewed it's way into the hutch and slaughtered them whilst they slept. It was like something from Saw. Poor bastards.
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Post by Deleted on May 12, 2022 20:59:52 GMT
Didn't work with the hamster. It was proper solid. Maybe if he'd put it in the microwave first Or softened it with a hammer.
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Post by Aunt Alison on May 12, 2022 21:00:35 GMT
Also when I woke up and found my hamster frozen solid one morning, I brought it downstairs crying and my brother tried giving it mouth to mouth, the dickhead My mum gave mouth to mouth to one of our fish once after it threw itself out it's tank five feet onto the floor. It came back to life and lived a few more years. None of that makes sense, and yet it happened. Maybe she always kept a spare goldfish on her for such an occasion and swapped it when you weren't looking
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