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Post by Deleted on Sept 12, 2021 10:15:17 GMT
Also Kratos is grey.
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Post by Bongo Heracles on Sept 12, 2021 10:22:50 GMT
That’s historically accurate for the Spartans, though
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Post by Deleted on Sept 12, 2021 10:28:37 GMT
What mythology will he take on next? I think this concludes the Norse saga.
They should make him take on one of the more eclectic mythologies to really stoke up the mouth breather section of gamers.
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Post by dogbot on Sept 12, 2021 10:30:46 GMT
I was really looking forward to this anyway, but the crybaby reactions from the usual crowd just make it all the sweeter.
Long may it continue.
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Post by dfunked on Sept 12, 2021 10:33:26 GMT
@rummonkey - Egyptian myth has been hinted at I believe. So lots of people with dark skin to trigger the mouth breathers.
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Post by elstoof on Sept 12, 2021 10:39:16 GMT
Haitian Voodoo, bring on baron samedi
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Post by Jambowayoh on Sept 12, 2021 10:40:34 GMT
How does he know the black woman is Jamaican? That's quite the skill he has there.
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Post by GigaChad Sigma. on Sept 12, 2021 10:41:52 GMT
Ja makin' me wonder.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 12, 2021 10:44:46 GMT
I thought all black people came from Jamaica?
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Post by dfunked on Sept 12, 2021 10:45:53 GMT
Final boss is going to be King Willy
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Post by Jambowayoh on Sept 12, 2021 10:47:18 GMT
I thought all black people came from Jamaica? You're thinking of Lilt. ALL cans of Lilt come from Jamaica. It's a very easy mistake to make. |
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Post by MolarAm🔵 on Sept 12, 2021 10:47:22 GMT
Yes I really want historical accuracy in my game about Thor
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Post by elstoof on Sept 12, 2021 10:52:02 GMT
She can be seen drinking a can of Lilt in a sponsorship tie in like Death Stranding
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Post by elstoof on Sept 12, 2021 10:52:42 GMT
There was a bidding war with Ting, the original grapefruit crush
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Post by dogbot on Sept 12, 2021 10:53:06 GMT
She can be seen drinking a can of Lilt in a sponsorship tie in like Death Stranding It's the Sandals t-shirt that's the dead giveaway. |
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Post by elstoof on Sept 12, 2021 10:54:18 GMT
Red gold and green jellies on her feet
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Post by Youthist on Sept 12, 2021 11:06:31 GMT
Hopefully they will put a massive bellend into it.
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Post by Onny on Sept 12, 2021 12:47:17 GMT
It reminds me of when Idris Elba was cast as Heimdall in the original Thor. Similar shitty outcry about made up things not being how folks picture it in their heads. “But my historical accuracy!!! (Of things which didn’t ever happen)”
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Post by elstoof on Sept 12, 2021 12:48:48 GMT
They never complain about white Jesus
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Post by Onny on Sept 12, 2021 12:50:13 GMT
They never complain about white Jesus White Jesus should be the final boss in the next game. |
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Post by Duffking on Sept 12, 2021 12:50:22 GMT
Does Conan also post about historical accuracy in the Battlefield series, a series in which the first game set in 1942 had literal jetpacks in, and also has always featured the very historically accurate act of jumping out of a plane mid loop the loop and shooting another with a rocketlauncher before hopping back in and flying off
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Post by dfunked on Sept 12, 2021 12:52:22 GMT
He probably complains about there being wimmins in his WWI video game.
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Post by Duffking on Sept 12, 2021 12:53:33 GMT
Yeah that's kinda what I was getting at. There's a lot of suspiscious selectivism going on with what "historical accuracy" they get mad about.
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Post by Tuffty on Sept 12, 2021 17:20:08 GMT
Wtf is up with all the bad takes on this game already? People yelling 'Not my Thor' because he doesn't have a 6 pack, crying over seeing a woman with darker skin and also claiming the game is lazy because it's reusing the same animation of Kratos going onto a boat.
The OP is clearly an Xbox fanboy of course, supposedly even Gears of War devs were tweeting at him that it was a bad take. Frankly all I can think of is how the game is going to have more new stuff in it precisely because they didn't have to waste time making a "getting into the boat" animation over again.
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Post by Youthist on Sept 12, 2021 17:28:08 GMT
I really hope they spend months of precious dev time on doing a new getting into the boat animation
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Post by elstoof on Sept 12, 2021 17:28:52 GMT
Steady on, we take boat boarding very seriously on these here forums
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Post by 😎 on Sept 12, 2021 17:58:03 GMT
Wonder what this guy things about the door opening animations in Call of Duty
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Post by Deleted on Sept 12, 2021 18:11:55 GMT
Steady on, we take boat boarding very seriously on these here forums Ever since the... incident. |
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Post by dfunked on Sept 12, 2021 18:39:50 GMT
Oh man, I wonder if Kratos could've just waded through all that water instead with boi on his back...
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Post by Bongo Heracles on Sept 12, 2021 19:27:28 GMT
‘Kratos is as powerful as the plot needs him to be’ is one of my very few bugbears of the series.
One minute you’re punching a hole in a mountain and the next your progress is gated by a plank of wood.
He could have put him on his back and just run up the mountain if he wanted.
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