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Post by rawshark on Aug 13, 2022 1:19:04 GMT
The Rushdie attack is totally fatwa related. The Ayatollah decreed “we will get him when he least expects it. 25 years from now.”
Starting to worry that the kid who threatened to beat me up after school might still have a statute of limitations
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Post by Lizard on Aug 13, 2022 5:19:01 GMT
There's still a bounty on him. Apparently he'll lose an eye and has nerve and liver damage.
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Post by cubby on Aug 13, 2022 6:21:36 GMT
It's crazy that they can't rescind the fatwa because the only person who can rescind it is the person who issued it, and he died fucking decades ago.
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Post by rawshark on Aug 14, 2022 22:54:51 GMT
Looks like he’s on the mend at least.
Same can’t be said for poor Freya the Walrus. This is why we can’t have anything nice.
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Post by Blue_Mike on Aug 14, 2022 23:25:30 GMT
How in the name of all fuck has the Rushdie attacker plead "Not guilty"?
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Post by MolarAm🔵 on Aug 14, 2022 23:28:12 GMT
Maybe it was an accident
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Post by Danno on Aug 14, 2022 23:50:42 GMT
How in the name of all fuck has the Rushdie attacker plead "Not guilty"? "just wanted to take an eye guv, wasn't an attempt at actual murder"
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Post by Lizard on Aug 15, 2022 0:19:29 GMT
I didn't realise that sharp objects cut things. It's my first knife and I thought it would just bounce off his skin.
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Post by X201 on Aug 15, 2022 4:35:01 GMT
I suspect that it’s closer to:
“I’m doing God’s work and therefore I’m innocent and cannot be judged by your court”
Which is only a heartbeat away from the logic that Trump fanatics are using
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Post by baihu1983 on Aug 15, 2022 16:57:57 GMT
Looks like he’s on the mend at least. Same can’t be said for poor Freya the Walrus. This is why we can’t have anything nice. They couldn't just move her? Really shitty decision and more proff humans are scum. Hope all the people who kept going to see her despite warnings are happy.
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Post by Ulythium on Aug 15, 2022 17:04:18 GMT
Looks like he’s on the mend at least. Same can’t be said for poor Freya the Walrus. This is why we can’t have anything nice. They couldn't just move her? Really shitty decision and more proff humans are scum. Hope all the people who kept going to see her despite warnings are happy.
Exactly - move her, or reiterate the warnings one last time before letting the chips fall where they may.
It'd only take one dipshit to suffer tusk-related puncture wounds for the rest of 'em to back off, after all.
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Post by rawshark on Aug 15, 2022 17:57:36 GMT
You don’t put a healthy animal down. Healthy animals are murdered.
Honestly pisses me off so much.
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Post by cubby on Aug 15, 2022 18:04:45 GMT
Well my estimation of Norwegians just went down a bit.
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Post by Fake_Blood on Aug 15, 2022 18:12:21 GMT
Maybe they have a lot of those over there.
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Post by H-alphaFox on Aug 15, 2022 18:29:30 GMT
They kill whales and dolphins too.
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Post by Sarfrin on Aug 15, 2022 21:43:13 GMT
This is a decent summary.
Sorry, this is the one I meant to link to.
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Post by cubby on Aug 15, 2022 21:52:43 GMT
Well it's more that they were forced into that position because people wouldn't leave her the fuck alone, not so much the euthanasia itself.
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Post by Ulythium on Aug 15, 2022 21:57:14 GMT
What Cubby said - I can accept that it's one thing to say "move her", and quite another to do so in practice, but the idea of being "forced" to kill an animal just because a bunch of humans couldn't bring themselves to leave it in peace... well, it doesn't sit right with me.
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Post by drhickman1983 on Aug 15, 2022 21:57:19 GMT
I understand the reason to put Freya down, I place the blame with the people who ignored the requests to keep their distance. But still, got to have a jolly and take a picture for Facebook or whatever they use, I guess.
My estimation of Norwegians had remained the same, I think most countries would have the same issue.
So it's people in general.
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Post by Sarfrin on Aug 15, 2022 21:58:08 GMT
Well it's more that they were forced into that position because people wouldn't leave her the fuck alone, not so much the euthanasia itself. For me too, but I guess they can't put stupid Norwegians down.
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Post by Aunt Alison on Aug 15, 2022 22:02:21 GMT
Dangle a small child from the end of a stick and attach it to her head
One child to potentially save dozens
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Post by Sarfrin on Aug 15, 2022 22:08:33 GMT
Dangle a small child from the end of a stick and attach it to her head One child to potentially save dozens I... I'm not sure how that would work if it's attached to her head. Wouldn't it be there wherever she chose to go? Maybe a really big drone with a small child dangling from it?
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Post by Aunt Alison on Aug 15, 2022 22:11:36 GMT
You just point her in the right direction first and off she pops
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Post by Lizard on Aug 15, 2022 22:11:45 GMT
Or just feed her people. The planet's overpopulated and there's plenty of dickheads.
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Post by baihu1983 on Aug 16, 2022 6:21:16 GMT
Sedate the people then and move them
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Post by jono62 on Aug 16, 2022 15:40:39 GMT
Darius Denesh of Pop Idol fame has died aged 41.
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Post by Dougs on Aug 16, 2022 15:42:44 GMT
Crikey. That's young.
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Post by jono62 on Aug 16, 2022 15:44:45 GMT
Yeah, same age as me.
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Post by Danno on Aug 16, 2022 15:48:14 GMT
And (almost) me.
Damn I better quit boozing
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Post by Reviewer on Aug 16, 2022 15:51:20 GMT
Me too.
And he used to be married to Natasha Henstridge?!
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