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Post by Vortex on Aug 17, 2023 19:45:25 GMT
This monstrosity would definitely win.
Colin is a chilled happy caterpillar.
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Post by Vortex on Aug 17, 2023 19:45:54 GMT
Fuck.
Curse of the new page strikes again.
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Post by Danno on Aug 17, 2023 21:17:43 GMT
Fuck you Askew
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Post by Danno on Aug 17, 2023 21:18:02 GMT
I hate this place
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wunty
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Post by wunty on Aug 17, 2023 21:25:16 GMT
Colin would tear that spider a new arsehole
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Post by Danno on Aug 17, 2023 21:53:34 GMT
Can everyone stop posting those bastards please, cake or otherwise.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 17, 2023 22:04:33 GMT
In the old days, this is when everyone would come together and change their profile picture to spiders.
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Post by wunty on Aug 17, 2023 22:08:44 GMT
Can everyone stop posting those bastards please, cake or otherwise. Bit late for that. I put it first class. Maybe uh, maybe don’t open your mail for a few days. |
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Post by Danno on Aug 17, 2023 22:09:15 GMT
In the old days, this is when everyone would come together and change their profile picture to spiders. Rum, I will fuck your monkey with no lube. |
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Post by Aunt Alison on Aug 17, 2023 22:54:17 GMT
I was going to invite you round for a spider burger, Danno
Haven't got any like the one in the picture though so you'll have to make do with a house spider sandwich. I've been saving them up
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Post by Danno on Aug 18, 2023 0:17:27 GMT
Come to mine for a bider splurger you big git
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Post by Mr Wonderstuff on Aug 22, 2023 12:39:39 GMT
Fuck it. Really fucks me off when I am standing in a busy queue in a cafe and people behind grab a table. I've fucking stood here waiting and then not being able to sit anywhere. Selfish fucks.feel like just sitting in their seats.
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Post by Blue_Mike on Aug 22, 2023 12:54:19 GMT
The YouTube homepage is just awash with cunts if you are signed out and have no watch history. Underneath all the trending shit like: "Mr Beast And His Way Too Bright Teeth Do Something Expensive Because Why Not" "I Had No Self Awareness When I Decided On The Name "SS Sniper", Why Has Nobody Called Me Out About That Yet" "We React To Outrageous TikTok Videos We Are Shamelessly Re-Monetizing" "Another Four Fucking Mr Beast Videos, His Face Is Ubiquitous Now"
You get complete horseshit pushed at you like "Oxford Mathematician DESTROYS Atheism" (John Lennox doing his usual strawman, false equivalency, and "Because I said so" schtick)
and then a bunch of shit from The Sun and The Mail.
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Post by Bill in the rain on Aug 22, 2023 12:57:06 GMT
Fuck it. Really fucks me off when I am standing in a busy queue in a cafe and people behind grab a table. I've fucking stood here waiting and then not being able to sit anywhere. Selfish fucks.feel like just sitting in their seats. Some places here actively tell you to do that, which is annoying if you miss the sign and don't.
I guess it's partly because they aren't worried about having their stuff nicked if they leave it on a chair/table.
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Post by drhickman1983 on Aug 22, 2023 13:01:10 GMT
The YouTube homepage is just awash with cunts if you are signed out and have no watch history. Underneath all the trending shit like: "Mr Beast And His Way Too Bright Teeth Do Something Expensive Because Why Not" "I Had No Self Awareness When I Decided On The Name "SS Sniper", Why Has Nobody Called Me Out About That Yet" "We React To Outrageous TikTok Videos We Are Shamelessly Re-Monetizing" "Another Four Fucking Mr Beast Videos, His Face Is Ubiquitous Now"
You get complete horseshit pushed at you like "Oxford Mathematician DESTROYS Atheism" (John Lennox doing his usual strawman, false equivalency, and "Because I said so" schtick)
and then a bunch of shit from The Sun and The Mail.
I still actually have no idea what Mr Beast looks or sounds like. I'm aware he's a YouTube person and does... Stuff? But so far I've managed to take avoid him. |
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Post by Vortex on Aug 22, 2023 13:01:54 GMT
Fuck it. Really fucks me off.... Selfish fucks.feel like just shitting in their seats. Editted to be more on brand for here |
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Post by mikeck on Aug 22, 2023 15:00:05 GMT
Moving back to Devon has upsides and generally I've enjoyed the past couple of years back (after living in London for over 20 years and retreating for some peace) BUT it comes with major downsides - the fucking casual (and not so) racism.
Fuck me, Mrs CK joined a few local mums at a pub quiz last night in our small town local, and the owner is a classic Jim Davidson wannabe from the sounds of it. Here's a rundown of some of the highlights:
- many questionable (comedic) accents throughout the night and majestic quips such as "flied lice"(fucking hysterical)
- every time women left tables to go to the toilet it was met with utterances about going in groups and the usual gammon sexism that is so bitingly funny
- the winners had to get up and receive their prize - a fucking kiss from the quiz master (a reminder, the pub owner himself) complete with lingering hug and amusing jokes about his trousers tightening
Fuck me, it was grim. Problem was nobody batted an eyelid, and my wife wasn't going to oust herself to a group of generational gammons. He's clearly found his audience, they love him and his pub and anything in protest would be met by the usual "banter, woke, PC gone mad" gammon-esque phrases you'd expect.
We need to move to a city which actually welcomes other cultures with open arms, I don't want to raise my daughter in this type of mentality. Fuck me, I'm still mad about it.
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Post by Aunt Alison on Aug 22, 2023 15:07:14 GMT
The YouTube homepage is just awash with cunts if you are signed out and have no watch history. Underneath all the trending shit like: "Mr Beast And His Way Too Bright Teeth Do Something Expensive Because Why Not" "I Had No Self Awareness When I Decided On The Name "SS Sniper", Why Has Nobody Called Me Out About That Yet" "We React To Outrageous TikTok Videos We Are Shamelessly Re-Monetizing" "Another Four Fucking Mr Beast Videos, His Face Is Ubiquitous Now"
You get complete horseshit pushed at you like "Oxford Mathematician DESTROYS Atheism" (John Lennox doing his usual strawman, false equivalency, and "Because I said so" schtick)
and then a bunch of shit from The Sun and The Mail.
Yeah, I whinged about MrBreast in another thread somewhere
On the subject of YouTube, playing adverts while I'm using the seek bar is really fucking annoying. It's difficult to find my place when the video keeps cutting to an advert, like 3 times. Also, when you pause to read something and it pops a thing up over everything recommending other videos so you have to close that to see the actual video behind it
YT is so fucking shit
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Post by razz on Aug 22, 2023 15:34:45 GMT
mikeck this is a major reason why, whilst I really want to leave London, I never have. The only place that has tempted me is the Bristol area. And possibly Hove, but it's a little crowded.
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Post by mikeck on Aug 22, 2023 15:45:17 GMT
mikeck this is a major reason why, whilst I really want to leave London, I never have. The only place that has tempted me is the Bristol area. And possibly Hove, but it's a little crowded. Bristol is lovely, feels very chilled for a large city and full of life, if it didn't pull us away from family it would be the top choice (and it still might be in a few years, you never know). Further down south the beaches and moors etc are lovely and worth being near but it gets whiter and whiter the more south you go. I don't ever remember being at a gig and looking round the crowd and only seeing white faces, but this was my experience at Eden Sessions a few weeks ago. Currently thinking heavily of Exeter as the next move, I'm from Plymouth and don't want to live there again (visiting is fine, but living there no thanks) as it definitely has the feel of Bristol but is smaller but still has actual things to do. |
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Post by Bongo Heracles on Aug 22, 2023 15:47:35 GMT
When I was at uni, it was pretty much the height of the Bristol scene, so everyone who lived within a 30 mile radius pretended they lived there.
I was cracking on to a girl once who told me she was from there and it very quickly transpired that she was actually from Western Super Mare. And she had the nerve to get annoyed with *me* when I asked her what was so super about it.
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Post by freddiemercurystwin on Aug 22, 2023 18:16:51 GMT
Exeter is great, with some incredibly lovely areas if you can afford it (we can't), traffic would drive me crazy though and I've a suspicion it won't be long before congestion charges appear, Plymouth is a bit of a hovel these days, lived there for a decade, nice restaurants/pubs and the moor on the doorstep, between Exeter and Exmouth is quite a nice area, contemporary homes all the way. Exmouth's also quite nice albeit a bit out on a limb.
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Post by dogbot on Aug 22, 2023 19:45:44 GMT
When I was at uni, it was pretty much the height of the Bristol scene, so everyone who lived within a 30 mile radius pretended they lived there. I was cracking on to a girl once who told me she was from there and it very quickly transpired that she was actually from Western Super Mare. And she had the nerve to get annoyed with *me* when I asked her what was so super about it. The obvious next step would have been to ask to see her webbed feet. I miss Bristol. :/ |
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Post by mikeck on Aug 22, 2023 22:56:31 GMT
What areas of Exeter would you recommend looking at Freddie? I've spoken to a few people who've lived there that have said most areas are nice, but apart from Topsham on the outskirts I wouldn't know which areas have stuff going for them (and easy to get into the centre from).
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Post by Bill in the rain on Aug 23, 2023 5:35:49 GMT
Burnthouse Lane*
I'm from Exeter, so I have rose tinted glasses and think it's great.
Not exactly multi-cultural though, other than maybe the Uni.
Bristol was great when I lived there, which turned out to be for an unfortunately short space of time. I don't know if it's still the same, but it's probably where I'd try to live if I came back to the UK, as it seems a nice halfway point between Devon and London. Not only literally.
*not Burnthouse Lane!
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Post by drhickman1983 on Aug 23, 2023 6:51:15 GMT
I still live in Bristol. 'salright, though not sure it's substantially better or worse than any other city. Cities largely all feel the same to me.
Bristol is getting pretty pricey though so might have to move elsewhere soon enough.
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Post by minimatt on Aug 25, 2023 16:29:29 GMT
Windows Defender popping up a notification informing that "Microsoft Defender Antivirus didn't find any threats since your last summary" - you interupted me from my Very Important Shitposting to tell me that scan I didn't know you were doing has found nothing? Fuck off. You don't have the gas board knocking on your door every couple of days to say "there aren't any gas leaks in your area"
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Post by Bill in the rain on Aug 25, 2023 16:51:36 GMT
If I were you I'd worry more about all the gas leaks in your area!
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Post by Danno on Aug 25, 2023 17:53:55 GMT
Hot single gas leaks in my area??!
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Post by Danno on Aug 26, 2023 22:15:29 GMT
Windows Defender popping up a notification informing that " Microsoft Defender Antivirus didn't find any threats since your last summary" - you interupted me from my Very Important Shitposting to tell me that scan I didn't know you were doing has found nothing? Fuck off. You don't have the gas board knocking on your door every couple of days to say "there aren't any gas leaks in your area" |
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