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Post by Aunt Alison on Aug 16, 2023 19:58:21 GMT
If I want butter, I'm going to have butter, mate. King of my castle
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Post by cubby on Aug 16, 2023 20:00:20 GMT
Alpha Aunt Alison
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Post by wunty on Aug 16, 2023 20:02:31 GMT
Without the comma you've got yourself a catchy product name. I can imagine the advert writes itself.
"Hungry? Try new BUTTERMATE. It's basically just butter! Go on. Eat it. Go on. Eat it. Go on. You have to eat it. We've got your kids."
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Post by Aunt Alison on Aug 16, 2023 20:03:08 GMT
Look at this  |
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Post by wunty on Aug 16, 2023 20:03:46 GMT
Hmm. There is actually something that exists called a Buttermate. I'd like to take a moment to say my product is not at all affiliated with the other product that I stole the name from and if you want to contest that then I suggest you get a fucking lawyer.
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Post by Aunt Alison on Aug 16, 2023 20:03:57 GMT
It's a spider burger
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Post by LegendaryApe on Aug 16, 2023 20:04:06 GMT
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Post by wunty on Aug 16, 2023 20:04:23 GMT
Oooo a McSpider. I could go one of them right now. Then a wasp mcflurry.
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Post by wunty on Aug 16, 2023 20:05:29 GMT
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Post by LegendaryApe on Aug 16, 2023 20:29:55 GMT
Sounds like one half of the Scandinavian version of Ant & Dec.
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Post by askew on Aug 16, 2023 20:35:35 GMT
Look at this Do I not like that |
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Post by Vortex on Aug 16, 2023 20:43:48 GMT
Was going to post that. Thankfully, I actually read the rest of the thread before posting for a change. Maybe I'm finally learning something.  |
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Post by JuniorFE on Aug 16, 2023 20:48:56 GMT
Now we talkin!  That's the most 'Murican burger I've ever seen  Actually wait, no. True 'Murican men wouldn't be caught dead holding something pink /s |
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Post by JuniorFE on Aug 16, 2023 20:51:08 GMT
Wow, my sarcasm production is off the charts today... Maybe now that I've grown another year (since a few hours ago) I'm becoming jaded in my old age |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 16, 2023 20:57:22 GMT
Happy birthday, Junior!
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Post by wunty on Aug 16, 2023 21:44:24 GMT
Happy birthday chief!
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Post by Saul1138 on Aug 17, 2023 0:50:27 GMT
What's with fat fucks adding carbs on carbs? The pie or steak bake abomination shouldn't exist! When I was a kid, you’d get invited to birthday parties etc. Parents would say don’t just eat the biscuits and chocolates, have a sandwich or sausage roll. Bread and pastries are the healthy options. |
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Post by Saul1138 on Aug 17, 2023 0:59:20 GMT
I am the forum's original "Pie Sandwich Man", although it's all strictly gluten-free these days  Pie sandwiches are amazing. Stop being wrong, you lot. Back in my university days a guy walked into the cafe I worked at and ordered a pie butty. Said something like no one will have ordered that before. Pointed out it was my brother’s favourite combo, and Jayne the chef said Paul loves a crusty roll with a beef and onion pie. I am glad I am not the only glutton. |
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Post by mrpon on Aug 17, 2023 7:01:17 GMT
I hope that spider burger is flame grilled. With a flamethrower. To incineration.
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Post by LegendaryApe on Aug 17, 2023 7:35:50 GMT
Wow, my sarcasm production is off the charts today... Maybe now that I've grown another year (since a few hours ago) I'm becoming jaded in my old age Happy birthday! |
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Post by Bill in the rain on Aug 17, 2023 8:29:22 GMT
Happy Birthday!  |
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Post by wunty on Aug 17, 2023 8:36:24 GMT
Cakespider. The most deadly of all spiders. It kills you by making you fat.
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Post by drhickman1983 on Aug 17, 2023 8:37:47 GMT
Wow, my sarcasm production is off the charts today... Maybe now that I've grown another year (since a few hours ago) I'm becoming jaded in my old age Happy birthday! |
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Post by dogbot on Aug 17, 2023 8:54:16 GMT
Happy Birthday, Jr.
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Post by nexus6 on Aug 17, 2023 9:04:42 GMT
Now we talkin! I don't understand how this is being held. Surely the fingers should be over the donut bit on top. Are his fingers inside it? In the hot warm filling? I'm not eating that. Not now he's fingered it. Okay. I'll eat it. I reckon this is one of them fancy AY-EYE images and not a real disgusting burgernut. |
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Post by JuniorFE on Aug 17, 2023 9:59:01 GMT
Thank you for the wishes everyone  |
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Post by Danno on Aug 17, 2023 10:29:45 GMT
Fuck you AA
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Post by Aunt Alison on Aug 17, 2023 12:02:15 GMT
That's what I like to hear
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Post by Blue_Mike on Aug 17, 2023 19:21:08 GMT
The website redesign of BigFoodie.co.uk is absolute gash.
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Post by askew on Aug 17, 2023 19:42:06 GMT
Happy Birthday! This and Colin the Caterpillar need to fight to the death. |
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