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Post by elstoof on Nov 2, 2021 9:43:07 GMT
Don’t we grow our own salt and pepper yet?
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Post by Deleted on Nov 2, 2021 9:56:28 GMT
We're currently negotiating to give Nissan £13bn so they will open up a pepper factory that will create 37 jobs (and some part time delivery roles) and then they will threaten to close again every year unless we play nice.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 2, 2021 9:59:20 GMT
That morrisons picture is mental. I googled and it is real. Fuck me the onion was prescient. Reading their 5 year old articles seems more realistic than the real news today.
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Post by sport✅ on Nov 2, 2021 10:02:11 GMT
Fucking pathetic if this wasn't a printing error.
It wasn't.
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Post by askew on Nov 3, 2021 12:08:28 GMT
Don’t we grow our own salt and pepper yet? As an island nation we should be self-sufficient when it comes to growing our own salt
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Post by Jambowayoh on Nov 3, 2021 12:13:41 GMT
Obviously we just need to collect all the salt packets from the Golden Wonder salt shaker crisps around the country and Bob's your uncle a lifetime's supply of salt. I'm surprised John Redwood hasn't thought of it already.
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Post by Danno on Nov 3, 2021 13:51:47 GMT
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Post by djronz on Nov 3, 2021 19:46:19 GMT
I'm sure we can just use offenders with the relevant skills, I mean knife crime is pretty rampant these days so there must be plenty of people in the nick that would be good ay butchering?
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Post by Danno on Nov 3, 2021 20:18:25 GMT
I'm sure we can just use offenders with the relevant skills, I mean knife crime is pretty rampant these days so there must be plenty of people in the nick that would be good ay butchering? If we want everything in teeny pieces I guess we can work with that
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Post by Sarfrin on Nov 4, 2021 18:27:15 GMT
Or a sausage that's just a pig that's been stabbed three times and left on a street in Southwark.
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Post by Danno on Nov 4, 2021 18:36:24 GMT
Dibbler's sausage inna bun and "meat" pie cart, coming to a corner near you in 2022.
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Post by stuz359 on Nov 4, 2021 20:16:56 GMT
Didn't he fail because he couldn't make ends meat.
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Post by Danno on Nov 4, 2021 21:40:32 GMT
Didn't he fail because he couldn't make ends meat. Dibbler never failed, he just succeeded side-ishways
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Post by X201 on Nov 5, 2021 18:04:03 GMT
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Post by askew on Nov 7, 2021 21:13:10 GMT
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Post by Saul1138 on Nov 8, 2021 4:45:58 GMT
Yeah. I see their 'official' response on Twitter, via replies to certain tweets, are suggesting that it's a printing error lol So is the chicken from somewhere else then?
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Post by Jambowayoh on Nov 23, 2021 14:25:21 GMT
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Post by mothercruncher on Dec 11, 2021 18:24:38 GMT
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Post by sport✅ on Dec 11, 2021 18:37:20 GMT
Don't care, at least now I can speak English on the high street without getting arrested.
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Post by Sarfrin on Dec 11, 2021 20:14:48 GMT
Still can't do a racism without woke students complaining though. More free speech laws needed.
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Post by Lizard on Dec 12, 2021 0:35:46 GMT
It was all anti-British remoaner trade that we never needed anyway.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 12, 2021 8:59:31 GMT
Bet they haven't even looked at the amount of blue passports we've exported.
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Post by salaman on Dec 12, 2021 20:06:30 GMT
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Post by dfunked on Dec 12, 2021 20:56:26 GMT
That's so untrue... I've got a Korean TV.
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Post by Psychotext on Dec 30, 2021 14:55:55 GMT
Brexit related...
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Post by dfunked on Dec 30, 2021 14:58:59 GMT
One of his replies to that made me chuckle... Moving Spoons into the "NFT-sphere"
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Post by Psychotext on Dec 30, 2021 15:02:58 GMT
One of his replies to that made me chuckle... Moving Spoons into the "NFT-sphere" If he'd referenced the metaverse then we'd be all set.
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Post by technoish on Dec 30, 2021 15:06:26 GMT
Maybe he can move wetherspoons into the metaverse.
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Post by MysteryLamb on Dec 30, 2021 15:09:39 GMT
Took me a short while to figure out but is that Nando's he is referring to ripping off?
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Post by Reviewer on Dec 30, 2021 15:10:58 GMT
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