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Post by Chopsen on Nov 29, 2023 23:55:29 GMT
Ha. Was just going to say "maybe we have more in common after all."
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Post by geefe on Nov 30, 2023 0:01:30 GMT
Someone translate. It's all Greek to me.
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Post by Dougs on Nov 30, 2023 6:23:44 GMT
I regularly say part of that sentence whenever I see Sunak so maybe I'm a little bit Greek? Ha, reminds me of my mum, who thought she was part-Irish because she liked potatoes.
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Post by Onny on Nov 30, 2023 6:50:11 GMT
I do like the ‘bound by law’ thing from this particular government “We are bound by law” “What about human rights laws?” “We are bound by _most_ laws”
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Post by elstoof on Nov 30, 2023 7:28:41 GMT
Makes “Up Yours Delors” seem tame
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Post by Vortex on Nov 30, 2023 8:19:42 GMT
The good news is that the Greeks have taken it well For the new page, love this & it can't be said enough really. 🤣
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Post by Danno on Nov 30, 2023 8:22:57 GMT
Nasty cunt running that account. Stopped clocks and all that I guess.
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Post by hicksy on Nov 30, 2023 8:29:52 GMT
Just put some plaster of paris fakes up instead, like Dippy at the Natural History Museum. Dippy’s not real?!? F*ck you b*sr*rd! /mind blown
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Post by hicksy on Nov 30, 2023 8:42:06 GMT
I’m also a huge Stonehenge fan. Especially the related A303 traffic which I can never get enough of.
In fact after visiting Lands End in Cornwall a couple of years ago I pronounced to my wife that a national plan to fly the Hippy Stones to Lands End so they actually had some point of interest to visit could work. Then as the world seas rise from global warming and the Hippy Stones fall into the sea everyone’s a winner.
Bemused unimpressed look from wifey ensued (she is a dusty stone lover).
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Post by Aunt Alison on Nov 30, 2023 8:44:00 GMT
I bet she is
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Post by Danno on Nov 30, 2023 8:45:28 GMT
Weird confession
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Post by Bongo Heracles on Nov 30, 2023 8:48:31 GMT
The good news is that the Greeks have taken it well
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Post by Whizzo on Nov 30, 2023 9:08:00 GMT
I regularly say part of that sentence whenever I see Sunak so maybe I'm a little bit Greek? Ha, reminds me of my mum, who thought she was part-Irish because she liked potatoes. Given my first name I have always been a little bit Greek and I like potatoes so I'm clearly part Irish too!
Who needs to do those silly DNA test things when you can work it out for yourself.
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Post by geefe on Nov 30, 2023 9:21:25 GMT
I've met Americans before who say shit like "I'm 1/5 Irish, 1/8 Cherokee and 1/4 Scottish".
Why? WHY?
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Post by Bill in the rain on Nov 30, 2023 9:28:07 GMT
I'm probably 1/4 Scotch
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Post by manfromdelmonte on Nov 30, 2023 9:28:58 GMT
I've met Americans before who say shit like "I'm 1/5 Irish, 1/8 Cherokee and 1/4 Scottish". Why? WHY? So one grandparent Scottish. One great grandparent Cherokee..... What the fuck were the Irish doing?
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Post by hicksy on Nov 30, 2023 9:30:27 GMT
I’m 1/4 Dutch… pancake!
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Post by elstoof on Nov 30, 2023 9:43:57 GMT
I've met Americans before who say shit like "I'm 1/5 Irish, 1/8 Cherokee and 1/4 Scottish". Why? WHY? There's various pretty valid reasons why someone would
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Post by Reviewer on Nov 30, 2023 9:51:53 GMT
I can see the museum won’t want to give the marbles back as it creates the precedent and everyone else will want their national treasures back. On the other hand they should give all the stuff we stole back.
I’ve been to the British museum and my main thought walking around was that we’ve stolen a lot of stuff. They only ever put a tiny percentage out as well.
I’m sure we could make giving things back into a diplomatic gain somehow instead of being cunts about it.
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Post by Jambowayoh on Nov 30, 2023 10:01:55 GMT
Nasty cunt running that account. Stopped clocks and all that I guess. Christ. You're not wrong. Some proper gloves off racism on that account.
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Post by Saul1138 on Nov 30, 2023 10:05:53 GMT
Surely, we keep the shit we stole, with an advisory message saying that it is okay as things were done differently back then. At the end of every exhibition , have a native child crying whilst the children of the landed gentry piss on them?
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Post by Bongo Heracles on Nov 30, 2023 10:27:05 GMT
I suspect one concern is that if we set a 'give the shit we stole back' precedent, the likes of India will start coming after the fancy hats and magic wands our magnificent rulers like to waft about in.
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Post by Syrette on Nov 30, 2023 10:28:17 GMT
I've met Americans before who say shit like "I'm 1/5 Irish, 1/8 Cherokee and 1/4 Scottish". Why? WHY? So they can celebrate St Patricks Day and feel legit.
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Post by Whizzo on Nov 30, 2023 10:35:39 GMT
I suspect one concern is that if we set a 'give the shit we stole back' precedent, the likes of India will start coming after the fancy hats and magic wands our magnificent rulers like to waft about in. If it's the start of the end of the monarchy, sign me up.
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Post by askew on Nov 30, 2023 10:44:35 GMT
I’m sure they will cope without their shiny accoutrements
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Post by JonFE on Nov 30, 2023 10:52:35 GMT
Someone translate. It's all Greek to me.
Also, it's from a right-wing rag, so doesn't really count!
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Post by Vandelay on Nov 30, 2023 10:52:41 GMT
Maybe we should organise a whip around for the poor royals to help pay for some replacements.
The argument that it would set a precedent seems a particularly stupid one. It is just admitting that our museums are full of stolen stuff. Considering we like to pride ourselves on our long and prestigious history, you would think we would have plenty of our own objects to fill our museums with.
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Post by Bill in the rain on Nov 30, 2023 11:01:51 GMT
Isn't it going to be a rather boring world when every country returns everything from overseas, and each country just ends up with a museum of their own stuff?
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Post by tincanrocket on Nov 30, 2023 11:02:26 GMT
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Post by zephro on Nov 30, 2023 14:15:11 GMT
The British Museum would hardly be empty. Off the top of my head:
The European galleries will be fine, the Roman ones, the British ones, the Japanese and Korean galleries, I think probably the Mexican one. Most of the Greek ones. Which is like 80% of the floor space. Like the European and Japanese stuff is all just bought through trade.
Then there's the blatantly nicked by the British stuff. The Benin Bronzes, probably some of the China gallery coming from the sack of the Summer Palace, various Native American/Polynesian things where they dug up graves (though New Labour introduced a law for re-patriating the actual bodies). Kind of the Rosetta Stone, it was nicked off the French but Napoleon probably didn't get it in a legit way.
Then there's the dodgy area of contracts being ones you wouldn't expect to be valid these days. Elgin Marbles, a bunch of the Mesopotamian/Egyptian/Greek galleries. Where there were valid contracts to go do some archaeology and the findings got split/kept by the British. But yknow where you could argue either the Ottomans weren't really the people to protect Iraqi culture, or the Khedive of Egypt being in hock to the British it wasn't an entirely fair deal. But the Roman stuff similar contracts would have been written with the various Italian authorities for joint archaeology digs, but you'd expect them to be less 1 sided so are probably fine.
I saw an interesting talk by the curators recently. They've got a lot of good record keeping and receipts, but also lots of rejections where they thought the art dealer was suspect (lots of Chinese ones they rejected because the provenance couldn't be proven as not stolen). But that only really seems to start in the late 19th century (1880s, 1890s?). So stuff from before then is like the Elgin Marbles or Rosetta Stone tend to come under the might makes right property law.
Also for context the first time people actually started with this is after World War 2. Almost every war in history before that adding reparations on the loser of money+jewels+art was standard practice for everyone. The Koh-i-nor itself was signed over when Britain defeated the Sikh Empire. Who themselves got it from the Afghan Empire, offering the fleeing royals safe passage for the diamond. Who themselves stole it off the Iranian Empire of the time as it collapsed, I think due to late payment as mercenaries. Who got it after they sacked the Mughal Court and nicked the Peacock Throne. Who came into possession of it because they invaded India from the Iranian plateau. Which isn't to say it couldn't be given back, but basically everyone's claim to it is based on theft at some point, as for most of human history handing over property (mostly land) is just a fact of war.
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