UK Politics Thread

Baroness Benjamin would throw them both through the round window.

Laughing at the tweets announcing these shake ups like its Eastenders announcing someone's returning.

16 housing ministers in 13 years is it

Henceforth to be known as a Tory Baker's Dozen.

Coffey cleans up Environment by leaving it.

Good news but the way the past few years have gone, someone worse will be lined up (a massive floater with a Tory rosette, perhaps)

Jesus Pig Fucking Christ.

There was me thinking that Sunak, vapid shite that he is, had still managed to break the run on The New Worst PM in Modern Times after the previous 4. If he manages to balls things up so much that Braverman gets in before an election is called, you'd have to give him a shot a being the worst (and then, immediately, the second worst).

A General Election is going to be sooner than expected I think, this is desperation from Sunak.

If Sunak has any sense whatsoever, he should know that he has power over the right-wing fucknuts. Any threat from them should be responded to with "right, I'll call a general election then". They are mostly red wallers and likely to lose their seats whenever the election is, so a threat of an election would have a good chance of shutting them up and putting back in line.

A huge amount of the current tossers look unlikely to see how being in opposition feels as they won't have seats. Shame.

Water companies are already duming enough sewage in the sea as it is

Again, if you have 300+ MPs on deck who all suck so hard that you have to basically cheat the system to get Cameron back to fill a post, youre fucked.

To fill the role of foreign secretary, no less. A man who's last act in office was to destroy our standing on the world stage, sever our relationship with our largest trading partner and split the country in half. And that's preferable to Gullis and Ben Bradley.