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Post by Youthist on Nov 2, 2023 11:45:51 GMT
We are still calling this cunt “Boris”? Half the problem of him getting into power in the first place is the public buying it to that moppy messy haired joker Boris persona his team so carefully crafted.
And I have to smile at an image of him with a serious face on in a room full of scientific experts in the middle of the country melting down and saying “I saw this thing on YouTube about putting a hair dryer up your nose - will it work?”
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Post by Bongo Heracles on Nov 2, 2023 11:58:20 GMT
The saddest thing to come out of this is the absolute abandonment of any sense, logic or forward planning just to get Brexit over the line. These idiots *knew* that they were installing a gang of fuckwits just to Get Brexit Done and at no point did they think 'hmm... what if the next four years isnt completely plain sailing with no major issues?'. They knew they were useless and did it anyway.
It just confirms how easy it is to not only game but abuse the system.
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Post by Reviewer on Nov 2, 2023 13:02:58 GMT
We are still calling this cunt “Boris”? Half the problem of him getting into power in the first place is the public buying it to that moppy messy haired joker Boris persona his team so carefully crafted. And I have to smile at an image of him with a serious face on in a room full of scientific experts in the middle of the country melting down and saying “I saw this thing on YouTube about putting a hair dryer up your nose - will it work?” It’s quicker to type, I wouldn’t read too much into it on here. And yes, anyone in that position asking about killing viruses in your body with hairdryers needs a lot of contempt and ridicule. |
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Post by Whizzo on Nov 2, 2023 16:25:45 GMT
I forgo the speed of typing it's either Boris Johnson or Johnson, fuck any familiarity with that cunt even if it's not intended.
It's not even his first fucking name.
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Post by Ulythium on Nov 2, 2023 16:36:47 GMT
Johnny Marr had it right:
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Post by Whizzo on Nov 2, 2023 17:21:07 GMT
I'd suggest buying one of these for someone you hated unfortunately that would mean the cunt gets some money. They're £40 a bottle!
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Post by sport✅ on Nov 2, 2023 17:46:34 GMT
Missed opportunity to use "BREXMAS" as the checkout code.
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Post by Bongo Heracles on Nov 2, 2023 18:17:22 GMT
If you’re buying novelty celebrity booze this Christmas, make it a bottle of Crystal Head Vodka from Dan Aykroyd
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Post by Jambowayoh on Nov 2, 2023 18:43:10 GMT
If you’re buying novelty celebrity booze this Christmas, make it a bottle of Crystal Head Vodka from Dan Aykroyd I'm not a vodka fan in the slightest but I was surprised how nice it tasted. |
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Post by geefe on Nov 2, 2023 18:53:06 GMT
Mike off RLM approves
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Post by stuz359 on Nov 2, 2023 20:04:04 GMT
Stewart Lee gives his full name:
Boris Piccaninny Watermelon Letterbox Cake Bumboys Vampires Haircut Wall-Spaffer Spunk-Burster Fuck-Business Fuck-the-Families Get-Off-My-Fucking-Laptop Girly-Swot Big-Girl’s-Blouse Chicken-frit Hulk-Smash Noseringed-Crusties Death-Humbug Technology-Lessons Surrender-Bullshit French-Turds Dog-Whistle Get-Stuffed FactcheckUK@CCHQ 88%-lies Get-Brexit-Done Bung-a-Bob-for-Big-Ben’s-Bongs Cocaine-Event Spiritual-Worth Three-Men-and-a-Dog Whatever-It-Takes I-Shook-Hands-With-Everyone Herd-Immunity I-Want-to-Thank-Po-Ling Squash-the-Sombrero Johnson.
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Post by Saul1138 on Nov 3, 2023 2:26:49 GMT
Surely the hair dryer question has some basis in science. We must have all worked with that one chump who tells you cannot catch a cold when caught in the rain? Whilst that is true, we all carry numerous cold viruses at any time. And they thrive better when the temperature of your nose drops to five degrees Celsius or lower*. So the rain doesn’t cause the cold, but can cause the virus to become more active.
If the Coronavirus works the same way as the common cold, then warm air to the nose may work.
* I read the thing years ago in either New Scientist, Fortean Times or the Official Nintendo Magazine. It might not be true, or other complete bollocks may be available.
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Post by elstoof on Nov 3, 2023 7:23:50 GMT
Is the middle Farage gin for white people only
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Post by mothercruncher on Nov 3, 2023 7:48:09 GMT
Patriotic Red White and Blue flaggy gin, but I thought Russians drank vodka?
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Post by dfunked on Nov 3, 2023 7:57:48 GMT
The one on the left is to match the skin shade of his typical voters' cheeks.
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Post by elstoof on Nov 3, 2023 9:15:38 GMT
40 quid gets you some really nice gin. The blue one looks about as appealing as a shot of Toilet Duck
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Post by Bongo Heracles on Nov 3, 2023 9:22:57 GMT
The label makes it look like its from one of those random shops where you dont recognise anything on the shelf other than the fact the sex offender looking owner got all the stock from an 80s cash and carry.
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Post by Tuffty on Nov 3, 2023 9:51:37 GMT
Isn't there some talk about him going to be on I'm a Celeb? That's how you know the man's strapped for cash and means his account closure makes sense. If accepting £40 to do cameos saying 'Up the RA' wasn't obvious.
Also, wtf is this story
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Post by Reviewer on Nov 3, 2023 9:54:33 GMT
Nadine is batshit crazy.
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Post by technoish on Nov 3, 2023 9:56:42 GMT
Just seems made up to me
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Post by Bongo Heracles on Nov 3, 2023 10:09:20 GMT
I mean, when you strip out the florid, sensationalist language what you are left with is that the tories hired someone so morally bankrupt they killed a pet in revenge for a woman daring to dump him which not only seems plausible but depressingly predictable. Its not 'mad' or 'sensational' its a conservative man using his power to intimidate a woman. BAU. |
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Post by simple on Nov 3, 2023 10:11:41 GMT
I dunno, I’ve flicked through some of her novels when I was a librarian and this feels like a leap beyond her usual fiction |
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Post by Whizzo on Nov 3, 2023 10:12:37 GMT
She won't name "Dr No" but apparently he's been highly active in the upper echelons of the Tory party for decades and was once remanded in prison for suspected arson, now I'm not a detective in any way but I can't imagine there's too many people that such a description applies to so it can't be that hard for some hack to figure out.
Alternatively she's been hitting the Farage gin far too hard and is spouting bollocks, which isn't something she's got a history of.
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Post by Reviewer on Nov 3, 2023 11:38:32 GMT
And somehow he’s allowed to walk around Downing Street without anyone knowing who he really is but must have security clearance.
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Post by simple on Nov 3, 2023 12:48:21 GMT
They used to say that Cameron’s team loved to play like they were in the West Wing. Guess Dr No is more of a House of Cards viewer.
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Post by X201 on Nov 3, 2023 13:26:21 GMT
And somehow the banks of photographers and political journalists have never asked “Who’s that?” as this shadowy figure stalked Downing Street for over a decade.
Mad as a box of frogs.
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Post by elstoof on Nov 3, 2023 13:46:27 GMT
The only part of it that’s sensational is the mail willingly publishing a headline that undermines the tories like this
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Post by Saul1138 on Nov 3, 2023 15:37:18 GMT
The only part of it that’s sensational is the mail willingly publishing a headline that undermines former tories like this, so they can support whatever comes next. Hopefully ideology apocalypse, but those cunts destroyed any hope I had for the left years ago. |
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Post by X201 on Nov 3, 2023 16:35:47 GMT
Conservative MP Bob Stewart guilty of racially abusing activist
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-67310954
Fire up the Recall of MPs Act 2015
Is there a chance of (suspended) custodial sentence for this?
edit: fined £600, + costs = £1,435.
Boo*, fails to meet recall threshold
*Not our Boo before some smartarse posts
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Post by Onny on Nov 3, 2023 17:01:31 GMT
She won't name "Dr No" but apparently he's been highly active in the upper echelons of the Tory party for decades and was once remanded in prison for suspected arson, now I'm not a detective in any way but I can't imagine there's too many people that such a description applies to so it can't be that hard for some hack to figure out. But they have figured it out. That text says the Mail talked to the brother of the ex in question - so they clearly know who she’s referring to but aren’t naming them. One wonders why. |
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