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Post by Bongo Heracles on Nov 1, 2023 13:03:00 GMT
Sorry, that wasn't meant to be aimed at you in particular. I know everyone that comments here was paying attention. The thing is, if you cast your mind back, the reason this is all so unsurprising is that *everyone* knew about it. They were manifestly terrible at what they were doing, reality always flew in the face of briefings and insiders were constantly briefing against them. But they were asked about these things repeatedly. They send useless fuckheads like Helen Whatley to lie to our faces, they were asked about things at press conferences and lied about them then. What are you/we going to do, right? Everyone says 'it appears to be raining, Prime Minister' and he denies it and says its sunny. Whats the consequence? What could we possibly have done to force them to be better?
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Post by Bongo Heracles on Nov 1, 2023 13:20:30 GMT
All that said, actually laughing at the Italians and a seemingly genuine belief in the magic of British Exceptionalism is genuinely quite surprising.
I always assumed his patriotism was yet another affectation.
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Post by Trowel 🏴 on Nov 1, 2023 13:35:48 GMT
Sorry, that wasn't meant to be aimed at you in particular. I know everyone that comments here was paying attention. Still though, I don't think anything that is coming out of this inquiry is surprising.
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Post by Vandelay on Nov 1, 2023 13:44:29 GMT
I suppose it could be worse; he didn't suggest we drink bleach.
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Post by Bongo Heracles on Nov 1, 2023 13:50:49 GMT
Or inject ultraviolet light like we are the vampires in blade.
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Post by Chopsen on Nov 1, 2023 16:06:50 GMT
I mean.....it's not the stupidest idea that was doing the rounds. In a crisis it's worth not dismissing ideas without consulting people who might have a better understanding, and it was something he'd seen somewhere else rather than some batshit stuff he'd made up. Viruses are fragile and don't survive well at all in an environment they're not suited to. It's also a relative safe intervention, compared to drinking bleach and other outright dangerous things that were being proposed with a straight face. It makes as much sense as vitamin D, tbh. But in an infection that could stand to infect tens of millions nationally, even a fraction of a percentage in improved outcomes is worth angling for.
Man's still a cunt tho, obvs.
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Post by geefe on Nov 1, 2023 16:14:02 GMT
Yeah. To my mind there is no such thing as a stupid question if you're dealing with something you don't know about, so I wouldn't beat him with that stick.
All the others, though...
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Post by simple on Nov 1, 2023 16:15:58 GMT
There was a senior colleague of mine who was huge on the idea that if you drank lots of cold water it would swill the covid out of your mouth and throat and into your stomach where you would digest the virus without getting sick early in the pandemic
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Post by Chopsen on Nov 1, 2023 16:18:11 GMT
...and for the virus that was up your nose?
I was a big fan of a JD on the rocks and an aspirin. Not sure if it did anything for the COVID but it was amazing for my stress induced headaches.
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Post by dfunked on Nov 1, 2023 16:24:03 GMT
I knew someone as a teenager who thought that crisps were good for sore throats when you had a cold. They help scrape all of the bad stuff off your throat as they go down.
I keep meaning to check what he's up to these days... Probably an MP.
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Post by Whizzo on Nov 1, 2023 16:34:57 GMT
There was a senior colleague of mine who was huge on the idea that if you drank lots of cold water it would swill the covid out of your mouth and throat and into your stomach where you would digest the virus without getting sick early in the pandemic Well it's possible, assuming you've got a glass or metal tube as your oesophagus and not a muscly one like most humans.
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Post by simple on Nov 1, 2023 17:04:58 GMT
I knew someone as a teenager who thought that crisps were good for sore throats when you had a cold. They help scrape all of the bad stuff off your throat as they go down. I keep meaning to check what he's up to these days... Probably an MP. I tend to find crisps make me feel better in most situations
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Post by elstoof on Nov 1, 2023 17:43:07 GMT
I wonder if, during the height of the pandemic, prime minister Johnson stuck a hose full of horse drugs up his arse
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Post by Vandelay on Nov 1, 2023 17:57:48 GMT
Lucozade is great when you are unwell. Did they try giving lucozade and crisps to COVID patients?
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Post by Whizzo on Nov 1, 2023 17:59:47 GMT
I think Lucozade stopped working as well as medicine once it stopped being in glass bottles wrapped in orange plastic.
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Post by Blue_Mike on Nov 1, 2023 17:59:57 GMT
Lucozade is great when you are unwell. Just seems to be fuelling my mucus production if anything.
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Post by nexus6 on Nov 1, 2023 18:05:10 GMT
I think Lucozade stopped working as well as medicine once it stopped being in glass bottles wrapped in orange plastic. With the nobbly bits on the neck
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Post by apollo on Nov 1, 2023 18:30:16 GMT
I wonder if, during the height of the pandemic, prime minister Johnson stuck a hose full of horse drugs up his arse I have no doubt the boris and other tories did that before the pandemic (while being choked by escort that they put on their expenses)
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Post by Whizzo on Nov 1, 2023 19:31:29 GMT
Donald Trump really is a fucking idiot, er hold on, this was Boris Johnson.
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Post by askew on Nov 1, 2023 20:53:52 GMT
Whizzo ignoring Trowel
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Post by Trowel 🏴 on Nov 1, 2023 21:05:48 GMT
As I'm little more than a Twitter bot these days I get that a lot
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Post by Whizzo on Nov 1, 2023 21:17:01 GMT
It wasn't deliberate! Twitter appearing on here can be very slow at times so I didn't actually see the embedded Tweet as I looked through the thread.
It deserves repeating at least, Johnson is a thick cunt, although that's not exactly news.
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Post by minimatt on Nov 2, 2023 5:08:25 GMT
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Post by X201 on Nov 2, 2023 5:56:26 GMT
The Covid inquiry has proved one thing. That The Daily Star reporting was spot on throughout.
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Post by Lizard on Nov 2, 2023 6:05:01 GMT
The newspaper Britain needs.
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Post by Chopsen on Nov 2, 2023 8:15:53 GMT
I've got full access to current issues of the daily star online via my local library. Amazing use of my tax dollars at work.
The same issue also contains this little gem of a story:
"" Save me says Owen ‘The Master’ Bates
Daily Star■ by CAMERON WINSTANLEY
DARTS bosses are facing an X-rated headache over the player with the sport’s rudest nickname. Fans cannot wait to see Owen “The Master” Bates make his debut in the world championships at Ally Pally in north London next month. And they have urged bosses at the PDC not to censor his cheeky tag. Owen, 20, qualified after finishing second on the Challenge Tour Order of Merit. Ranked 125th in the world, his performances over the last year have seen Owen land a place on the biggest stage. Now darts enthusiasts are pleading for “The Master” to be introduced in all his glory at the showpiece. One wrote on X: “Don’t make him change his nickname.” A DARTS player called Owen “The Master” Bates has qualified for his sport’s world championships for the first time. He must be excellent at tossing his tungsten!
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Post by apollo on Nov 2, 2023 8:33:42 GMT
Can't say I'm surprised Boris would ask that covid and hair dryers, he is a mini trump but not as deranged yet
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Post by cubby on Nov 2, 2023 8:55:00 GMT
To be overly fair to him, at least he didn't say that shit at a live conference.
But that's just how low Trump has set the bar.
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Post by manfromdelmonte on Nov 2, 2023 9:26:20 GMT
Be nice to see one of our boffins do the news conference squirm. See how we measure up in the, human being trying to disappear from existence live on TV stakes.
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Post by geefe on Nov 2, 2023 11:41:35 GMT
I said it before - I don't blame Boris for asking questions about shit like hairdryers and even heard immunity, provided they were actual questions put to experts to attempt a positive outcome that would save lives/ limit the impact on people.
Having parties and generally being himself is the issue.
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