nexus6
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Post by nexus6 on Oct 22, 2023 8:40:40 GMT
They're going to reintroduce learning by rote.
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Post by JuniorFE on Oct 22, 2023 8:45:39 GMT
Because every Tory in government is a total scrote? (If we keep this up we'll soon have a whole poem book wrote  ) |
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Post by Saul1138 on Oct 22, 2023 8:53:33 GMT
Can I now claim expenses for the moat?
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nexus6
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Post by nexus6 on Oct 22, 2023 9:47:37 GMT
No new policies of note
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Post by elstoof on Oct 22, 2023 10:28:14 GMT
Next one takes a banhammer to the throat
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Post by Vandelay on Oct 22, 2023 10:29:35 GMT
But maybe this Tory branded tote bag will secure your vote?
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Post by Jambowayoh on Oct 22, 2023 10:31:17 GMT
Only if they shouted their policies from a really big boat.
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X201
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Post by X201 on Oct 22, 2023 12:03:16 GMT
There’s not a single squalid vote grab that they won’t try to float
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dogbot
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Post by dogbot on Oct 22, 2023 12:09:38 GMT
The Tories are shit.
I'll get my coat.
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Post by JuniorFE on Oct 22, 2023 12:38:18 GMT
Short, simple, and going for the throat 👏 👏
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Post by dfunked on Oct 22, 2023 12:43:52 GMT
The Tories are even more dangerous than Raoul Moat
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Post by JuniorFE on Oct 22, 2023 12:48:55 GMT
*Googles Raoul Moat*
...How do you go from panel beater to bouncer to tree surgeon? That's quite the vocational bloat...
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Rich
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Post by Rich on Oct 22, 2023 13:55:34 GMT
There's not a huge amount to smile about these days, but it's always fun to watch them turn on themselves. I hope she sticks around for the election campaign.
#GoNads
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Post by elstoof on Oct 22, 2023 13:59:55 GMT
She’s still using the Rt Hon then
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Post by brokenkey on Oct 22, 2023 14:33:17 GMT
The Tories are shit. I'll get my coat. Best one so far. You're the GOAT |
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Post by simple on Oct 22, 2023 15:28:34 GMT
There's not a huge amount to smile about these days, but it's always fun to watch them turn on themselves. I hope she sticks around for the election campaign. #GoNads She had a monologue on TalkTV I caught the other night that was real Come Dine With Me meme material |
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Post by Whizzo on Oct 22, 2023 15:50:57 GMT
She’s still using the Rt Hon then Membership of the Privy Council is for life, yet another example of how our system is archaic bollocks. |
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Post by technoish on Oct 23, 2023 17:36:06 GMT
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dogbot
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Post by dogbot on Oct 23, 2023 17:38:00 GMT
Carrie's vengeance is swift and brutal.
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Post by mothercruncher on Oct 23, 2023 18:43:26 GMT
Like her handjobs I’d imagine.
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Post by Trowel 🏴 on Oct 23, 2023 20:08:37 GMT
One to watch, and some background reading www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-northamptonshire-67176310A former Conservative MP has gone on trial accused of not disclosing the true source of his political donations. David Mackintosh, who represented Northampton South between 2015 and 2017, is charged under a section of election law which is being prosecuted for the first time. He is accused alongside Howard Grossman, who was the source of the donations according to the indictment. |
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Post by X201 on Oct 24, 2023 8:45:27 GMT
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Post by Reviewer on Oct 24, 2023 9:07:25 GMT
I suspect ’work’ is also being very generous.
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Post by Whizzo on Oct 24, 2023 9:34:41 GMT
Christ she's so fucking thick, please fuck off you stupid twat.
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cubby
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Post by cubby on Oct 24, 2023 9:36:19 GMT
It's the only conceivable reason that the public have turned against the tories.
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dogbot
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Post by dogbot on Oct 24, 2023 9:40:01 GMT
It's not quite "Jewish Space Lasers", but it's good to see that she's going to use her gradual slide into irrelevance to talk absolute and utter shite as you'd expect her to.
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Post by simple on Oct 24, 2023 9:51:15 GMT
“I googled myself and all the stories were negative”
I’m picturing the aide working the computer to be exactly like on the Apprentice when some professional designer is having to input the candidates’ terrible ideas into the computer while being forced to keep a straight face and stay quiet.
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Post by manfromdelmonte on Oct 24, 2023 9:55:23 GMT
"Which dial gets me Brexit, Bantz, Beer, Boobs and Ball Sports?"
"That'll be the sun dial."
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Post by Vandelay on Oct 24, 2023 10:18:22 GMT
Damn those tech bros. and all their nasty liberal ideas! Their just not right-wing and libertarian enough, like all good people should be, such as ARE Nads.
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Bongo Heracles
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Post by Bongo Heracles on Oct 24, 2023 10:22:51 GMT
This is the minimum benchmark labour have to hit in their first term. 'They are all the same'. No, they arent, or at least shouldnt be.
This country cannot afford to have such unserious morons at the highest levels. I will take centrist pen pushers if thats what it takes to get us back on track and build out from there.
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