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Post by clemfandango on Apr 28, 2023 12:50:01 GMT
Site tells me to vote Lib Dem, which I probably will do, but still pointless. I'm in Goves constituency and there is more than a 30-point lead. No idea what it would take for Tories not to be voted in here. A Thanos finger snap on the over 50's |
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Post by Reviewer on Apr 28, 2023 13:23:05 GMT
Wouldn’t that take out half the people on here too?
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Post by Whizzo on Apr 28, 2023 13:25:07 GMT
I certainly wouldn't be happy.
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Post by elstoof on Apr 28, 2023 13:41:01 GMT
Ha. Sunak pissing off the Welsh, today, by refusing to use the Welsh name for Brecon Beacons. Now, can I pronounce it? Not really. Do I recognise that a fucking mountain range in Wales using its Welsh name makes sense? Yes. Honestly, why get so pissy about this? Can I start calling him Ricky Smith because his name sounds a bit too Indian? I always make a point to say “FIIIIRENNNNZEEEEE” when people talk about Florence, and also do the thing with my hand like an Italian does 🤌 |
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Post by mothercruncher on Apr 28, 2023 20:36:33 GMT
ALRIGHT YOU LIB DEM CENTRISTS WE’LL SEE
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Post by Saul1138 on Apr 29, 2023 1:35:36 GMT
I certainly wouldn't be happy. I have had worse days. Being blipped isn’t as bad as being stabbed.[/Life of Brian] |
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Post by puddleduck on Apr 29, 2023 9:02:55 GMT
What if your options are Reform or Tories? I'm looking at you, Lincolnshire. Much of my ex-wife's family were from Lincolnshire and the xenophobia and underlying racism was gross. Family gatherings were always a race to see whether me, or her lovely progressive Aunt's husband, would start poking their closed minded views first. |
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Post by Whizzo on Apr 29, 2023 20:53:51 GMT
Maybe one day we'll have someone vaguely human as Prime Minister for a change.
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Post by Vandelay on Apr 29, 2023 21:03:10 GMT
Is he doing one for Long Eaton too? Looks like they also have a Tory MP.
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Post by Dougs on Apr 30, 2023 6:57:29 GMT
Maybe one day we'll have someone vaguely human as Prime Minister for a change. Oh my fucking god. |
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Post by elstoof on Apr 30, 2023 8:22:36 GMT
Fucking anchor
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Post by elstoof on Apr 30, 2023 8:25:21 GMT
Got amazing images of Rish! sat in the commons bar, hanging off every word while Matt Vickers excitedly tells him about the penalty shootout and how loud the fans are
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Post by peekconfusion on Apr 30, 2023 8:35:15 GMT
Got amazing images of Rish! sat in the commons bar, hanging off every word while Matt Vickers excitedly tells him about the penalty shootout and how loud the fans are He'd need to explain what a penalty shootout is first. |
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Post by Danno on Apr 30, 2023 8:57:04 GMT
Fucking hell, it's like ChatGPT but fed on a strict diet of Alan Partridge and RedBull
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Post by Deleted on Apr 30, 2023 9:08:20 GMT
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Post by drhickman1983 on Apr 30, 2023 9:39:19 GMT
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-65435426"People watching the Coronation will be invited to join a "chorus of millions" to swear allegiance to the King and his heirs, organisers say." Yeah, I won't be joining in with that. Fuck the king, and fuck all royals.
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Post by gray on Apr 30, 2023 9:47:23 GMT
Don't worry we will be back to articles on how to heat your home and where the nearest food banks are right after you swear allegiance to one of the richest families the world has ever known.
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Post by Jambowayoh on Apr 30, 2023 9:56:17 GMT
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-65435426"People watching the Coronation will be invited to join a "chorus of millions" to swear allegiance to the King and his heirs, organisers say." Yeah, I won't be joining in with that. Fuck the king, and fuck all royals. Can I not? I don't find them sexy. |
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Post by cubby on Apr 30, 2023 9:56:28 GMT
Didn't know we had so many traitors on here.
Don't worry their ip addresses are logged and they'll be rounded up soon.
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Post by X201 on Apr 30, 2023 9:57:41 GMT
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-65435426"People watching the Coronation will be invited to join a "chorus of millions" to swear allegiance to the King and his heirs, organisers say." Yeah, I won't be joining in with that. Fuck the king, and fuck all royals. Are you Paul Heaton? |
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Post by Ulythium on Apr 30, 2023 10:03:40 GMT
Perfectly normal, and not at all weird and cult-like, I'm sure.
What an amazing juxtaposition of 21st century technology with Bronze Age ignorance.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 30, 2023 10:11:37 GMT
Hopefully in all the excitement he misses breakfast and is forced to rush down an only partly heated Duchy Original steak bake in the carriage, and then shits the throne half-way through.
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Post by Whizzo on Apr 30, 2023 10:11:37 GMT
I'll do some swearing on Saturday, it won't be of allegiance to the king though.
"All who so desire, in the Abbey, and elsewhere, say together: I swear that I will pay true allegiance to Your Majesty (I'm a republican), and to your heirs and successors according to law. So help me God. (I don't believe in any gods)"
Not sure swearing would really mean anything.
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Post by elstoof on Apr 30, 2023 10:29:37 GMT
I’ve decided not to go in solidarity with Harry and Meghan
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Post by Blue_Mike on Apr 30, 2023 11:24:06 GMT
Kemi fucking Badenoch and Ron de fucking Santis. Ugh.
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Post by X201 on Apr 30, 2023 11:46:23 GMT
Kemi fucking Badenoch and Ron de fucking Santis. Ugh. Andy Zaltzman came out with a belter on the news quiz this week: “Home Secretary Suella Braverman (long pause) I’m sorry, that still doesn’t sound right” |
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Post by sport✅ on Apr 30, 2023 11:53:33 GMT
I hope Charles goes full Joffery as soon as he's crowned.
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Post by Jambowayoh on Apr 30, 2023 11:55:06 GMT
Kemi fucking Badenoch and Ron de fucking Santis. Ugh. Huh? I'm not in England, what's going on. |
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Post by peekconfusion on Apr 30, 2023 12:02:43 GMT
Kemi fucking Badenoch and Ron de fucking Santis. Ugh. That these two occupy the positions of power that they do is indicative of the dire straits we are in. |
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Post by Whizzo on Apr 30, 2023 12:09:08 GMT
Kemi fucking Badenoch and Ron de fucking Santis. Ugh. Huh? I'm not in England, what's going on. |
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