UK Politics Thread

As opposed to the rest of the tories that still are racist/homophobic/classist/piers morganist?

Good lord.

Good thing there's no institutional racism in this country eh?!

Fuzzyduck feels very vindicated right now I bet.

Apparently, as a reward for working through the pandemic, Sainsbury's are giving their staff a day off on Boxing day. I mean wow, everyone give them a fucking clap (just like the NHS).

Think they may prefer a pay rise.

Dancing Tory MP also racist/sexist/homophobic/classist.

Con +10, Michael Gove nailed on to succeed Johnson.

Hey, Johnsons racism isn't real, he just asks tough questions (like Gove), it's a leftist myth. Johnsons mother died yesterday, and he has previously claimed she taught him "the equal importance, the equal dignity, the equal worth of every human being on the planet”.

So it can't be racism. It's not like the regularly proven liar would lie through his fucking lying teeth about that is it, the despicable sociopathic lying shitstain.

(Anyone concerned about the bad taste of mentioning the dead mother can put it alongside the fact she created the sort of filth who will cheerfully watch the bodies pile high in their thousands if it keeps him in office, who dismissed Covid whilst tens of thousands died in the carehomes the infected were returned to, and almost worst of all for the long term political health of this country, put wreckers like Rees-Mogg and Patel in positions where they could attack and remove checks and balances of government, like the ministerial code of conduct, which is now effectively unenforceable, so often has it been openly broken).

Con +10 years after papers full of shots of sad Boris (not his real name) at the funeral, and in the car afterwards as it carries him to whoever he's fucking whilst Carrie carries the next fucking generation.

A Johnson family xmas, a few generations from now - 

If you check the majority of our most popular media this morning, it isn't a story atall. Never happened.

As if anyone could be appointed something important sounding like the Chancellor of the Duchy of Lancaster if he thought like that.

Williamson is getting the boot then. The rumoured replacements don’t inspire confidence.

Buckland gone from MoJ as well. Some rumours Patel isn't looking too happy either.

I'm sure Williamson will find a way to fail upwards.

I hope Patel is given the boot.

Then again, knowing how these things have progressed over the last few years any replacement would somehow be even worse.

Is he the one who gets rolled out on TV to back up bullshit claims from Tories, then they change policy after he's appeared?

He made plenty of money selling planning permission. He'll be alright.

Yep, Jenrick gone