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Post by Dougs on Oct 1, 2021 14:38:33 GMT
They all believe that they work hard though don't they? "I made a chair for a dollhouse today out of some discarded lolly sticks and glue, it was absolutely exhausting. I'm supposed to be making some preserves for the fete later but I just can't now, it's too much" That's Kirstie's most stressful, panic inducing day ever. I don't know how the poor woman copes  |
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Post by TheSaint on Oct 1, 2021 14:51:32 GMT
The police have now migrated to some top quality victim blaming:
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Post by Dgzter on Oct 1, 2021 14:56:09 GMT
Just ...
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Post by cubby on Oct 1, 2021 14:59:23 GMT
I heard somewhere he owns the woodland he disposed of her body on....wonder what else they'll find on it, they must be giving it a good going over. He took his family for a trip to those woods only a few days later. He must have thought he had got away with it to do something like that. Being a policeman no doubt made him think he was untouchable. |
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Post by Sarfrin on Oct 1, 2021 16:03:43 GMT
The police have now migrated to some top quality victim blaming: Christ, what an asshole. |
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Post by Sarfrin on Oct 1, 2021 16:08:13 GMT
On a lighter note, got 30 quid's worth from the first petrol station I went past.
I AM THE GOD OF PETROL AND I BRING YOU...
FUEL da da daaaaa da da da.
(Possibly a niche reference even for old fucks)
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Post by simple on Oct 1, 2021 16:54:16 GMT
The police have now migrated to some top quality victim blaming: “We, the Police, can’t be trusted not to rape or murder you so you better swot up on how not to die” |
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Post by Bongo Heracles on Oct 1, 2021 17:02:52 GMT
“So I won’t be charged with resisting arrest if I run from a cop I suspect of having bad intentions?”
“Lol, no, of course you will”
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Post by X201 on Oct 1, 2021 17:26:41 GMT
Next up, there’s a shortage of abattoir workers.
Panic buy pork chops now.
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Post by Techno Hippy on Oct 1, 2021 17:33:21 GMT
Yes, you should fear us. - The Metropolitan Police. To be fair that's how the police function, either the citizens allow it by consent, or are afraid that they will always be found. |
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Post by askew on Oct 1, 2021 17:34:22 GMT
Next up, there’s a shortage of abattoir workers. Panic buy pork chops now. Quick, reassign all those prisoners from the HGV training camp to the slaughterhouse. |
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Post by simple on Oct 1, 2021 17:57:03 GMT
Yes, you should fear us. - The Metropolitan Police. To be fair that's how the police function, either the citizens allow it by consent, or are afraid that they will always be found. Until the bus drivers step in and start busting skulls |
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Post by dfunked on Oct 1, 2021 18:08:42 GMT
On a lighter note, got 30 quid's worth from the first petrol station I went past. I AM THE GOD OF PETROL AND I BRING YOU... FUEL da da daaaaa da da da. (Possibly a niche reference even for old fucks) Can't beat a bit of Experience era Prodigy... Presuming you're not on about the song it sampled of course! |
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Post by Deleted on Oct 1, 2021 18:33:01 GMT
'twas Arthur Brown came to my mind...
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Post by Sarfrin on Oct 1, 2021 19:44:06 GMT
On a lighter note, got 30 quid's worth from the first petrol station I went past. I AM THE GOD OF PETROL AND I BRING YOU... FUEL da da daaaaa da da da. (Possibly a niche reference even for old fucks) Can't beat a bit of Experience era Prodigy... Presuming you're not on about the song it sampled of course! If it sampled Fire by The Crazy World of Arthur Brown, then I am. I'm not actually that old but I had a friend who was into that stuff when I was at uni. |
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Post by technoish on Oct 1, 2021 19:50:19 GMT
The police have now migrated to some top quality victim blaming: At least this was actually the elected Tory crime commissioner not actually a police officer. |
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Post by Danno on Oct 1, 2021 21:49:35 GMT
What Kier Starmer needs is a name-chant, similar to "Oh, Jeremy Corbyn" to the tune of Seven Nation Army. Maybe "Kierstarmer" to the tune of Snow's 'Informer'? Adam Hills owes you money. |
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Post by crispyxuk on Oct 2, 2021 0:39:37 GMT
I like Starmer, but he doesn’t have a cabinet behind him despite how clueless Boris’ cabinet is. Can’t see the uk not voting Tory again
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Post by Reviewer on Oct 2, 2021 7:33:21 GMT
Still no petrol anywhere around here, as soon as anywhere gets some a queue of 30+ cars appears.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 2, 2021 7:42:20 GMT
Johnson will no doubt blusteringly explain why you can blame Covid, the French, the Chinese, and Starmer. But not him.
In one pants leg of the history in front of us, Johnson has sudden catastrophic Covid relapse during his speech at the 2021 Tory conference and expires, red faced and choking, in a pile of his own faeces.
/searches Amazon for choose-your-own-reality books
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Post by Rich on Oct 2, 2021 7:52:40 GMT
All the stations near me appear to have had fuel for the last couple of days, even if not every pump is open. Was able to drive straight in and fill up the bike yesterday morning, and again this morning with the car though there was a £35 limit.
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Post by oldskooldeano on Oct 2, 2021 8:34:26 GMT
On a lighter note, got 30 quid's worth from the first petrol station I went past. I AM THE GOD OF PETROL AND I BRING YOU... FUEL da da daaaaa da da da. (Possibly a niche reference even for old fucks) My late Stepfather went to see Arthur Brown in the sixties and apparently he set his hair on fire with his headdress/crown thing. Much amusement was had by all. |
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Post by suicida on Oct 2, 2021 8:47:47 GMT
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Post by Dougs on Oct 2, 2021 8:53:41 GMT
Christ
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Post by sport✅ on Oct 2, 2021 8:53:49 GMT
Don't they know who we are?!?!?
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Post by Techno Hippy on Oct 2, 2021 9:05:59 GMT
Just send the spitfires in, they'll soon sort them out.
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Post by sport✅ on Oct 2, 2021 9:11:02 GMT
Need a parade of petrol tankers down Pall Mall driven by ARE finest.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 2, 2021 9:14:35 GMT
after all this shit, idiots will still vote tory (may not be boris as sure boris will quit and fuck off to some cushy over paid job) Momentum types will not fuck off and form their own party and quite happy to sabotage labour, even if that means 20+ years of tory sleaze
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Post by Reviewer on Oct 2, 2021 9:15:29 GMT
Johnson will no doubt blusteringly explain why you can blame Covid, the French, the Chinese, and Starmer. But not him. In one pants leg of the history in front of us, Johnson has sudden catastrophic Covid relapse during his speech at the 2021 Tory conference and expires, red faced and choking, in a pile of his own faeces. /searches Amazon for choose-your-own-reality books I’ve had several people say to me that it isn’t his fault, it’s the fault of the public and the BBC and Labour are adding to the problem by talking about it and trying to win cheap political points. Apparently nothing is the fault of this government. |
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Post by elstoof on Oct 2, 2021 9:19:57 GMT
It’s really quite incredible how an entire nation has been so comprehensively gaslit
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