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Post by RobEG on Sept 26, 2022 16:41:47 GMT
Congrats Razz!
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Post by mikeck on Sept 26, 2022 17:52:58 GMT
So happy to hear that Razz, these first moments are amazing! Much love to you all
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Post by LockeTribal on Sept 26, 2022 17:59:10 GMT
Congratulations razz!
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Post by rawshark on Sept 27, 2022 9:14:02 GMT
Did the 20 week scan with Mrs Shark yesterday. Turns out Shuma Gorath is a boy. Keeps the Rawshark name alive for another generation but can’t help but wince when I remember what my parents had to put up with during that awkward phase from 12-29.
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Post by razz on Oct 3, 2022 19:06:47 GMT
Why did no one tell me how comically loud newborn farts are? It's brilliant.
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Post by mikeck on Oct 4, 2022 8:32:36 GMT
Why did no one tell me how comically loud newborn farts are? It's brilliant. Ah man, one of the best bits! Willow used to let rip at baby cinema, was always comical. Have you experienced one of those shits that explodes from the nappy and creeps all the way up their back yet? Good times
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Post by spindrwolf on Oct 4, 2022 10:13:10 GMT
Congratulations Razz, it's a mad journey. Ours has only really just starting doing audible farts after having mild issues with gas.
We didn't have many poonamis, but she went through a phase of trying to crawl off mid change whilst having a wee.
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Post by Vortex on Oct 4, 2022 10:56:38 GMT
A Code Brown at bathtime was always my favourite. No wait, that was my least favourite.
Who knew the laxative powers of lukewarm water.
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Post by Dougs on Oct 4, 2022 11:02:12 GMT
Investing in a new sieve and using your old one for such, errm, jobs is well worth it imo.
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Post by Vortex on Oct 4, 2022 11:37:49 GMT
Haha, I remember there being a few 'poo sieve'rs on the old Dad's club group on the old site!
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Post by Dougs on Oct 4, 2022 12:10:21 GMT
Indeed, thought it worth repeating for the newer dads!
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Post by spindrwolf on Oct 4, 2022 12:36:28 GMT
Investing in a new sieve and using your old one for such, errm, jobs is well worth it imo. Er what ??
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Post by Dougs on Oct 4, 2022 14:14:43 GMT
It's easier than trying to fish out with your hand imo. Welcome btw!
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Post by spindrwolf on Oct 4, 2022 16:07:03 GMT
Oh. Ha, if there was such a disaster in our bath i doubt the missus would accept anything less than a full drain down, bleaching and rebathing of the baby. Unless she had been up the previous night with her, in which case she would probably ignore it and hope for the best.
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Post by Vortex on Oct 4, 2022 17:44:57 GMT
Standards slip once you have kids.
Once you've tried to mash floaters down the drain once, do you really care that much anymore?
Enjoy that experience new dads! 😀
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Post by Dougs on Oct 4, 2022 18:51:19 GMT
Ha, exactly!
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Post by razz on Oct 5, 2022 10:17:12 GMT
WHAT Oh shit lol
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Post by LegendaryApe on Oct 19, 2022 20:48:28 GMT
My 9 month old ate a mystery object int he sitting room this evening started to choke.
I had to put my finger down his throat to try and get it out, but I moved it and he ended up swallowing it.
He's fine now but I can't stop worrying about him having internal injuries or something similar.
Anyone here put my mind at ease, even a small bit?
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Post by Vortex on Oct 19, 2022 20:50:50 GMT
Kids a&e visit, i guess.
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Post by nexus6 on Oct 19, 2022 21:52:11 GMT
Yeah, call the non-emergency number first and see what they say.
If you are still not happy or can’t relax after that, don’t hesitate to go to A+E. You never get into trouble for taking a potentially poorly child to hospital.
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Post by Dougs on Oct 19, 2022 22:33:48 GMT
Defo. And I speak as someone who had to tell a doctor at A&E that my 4 year old had stuck something (a robofish fin) up his arse.
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Post by razz on Oct 19, 2022 23:57:09 GMT
Newborn is having a growth spurt maybe, forth night of cluster feeding from 11pm-3am then every hour after. We're absolutely fooking wrecked! Mostly breastfeeding, but I do a few shifts with pumped / formula milk. If not I'm changing nappies, and staying up trying to get the baby to sleep whilst herself gets some rest.
After the 4 hour cluster feed, it's like, up for a 20 min feed, nappy change, 10 minute feed, nappy change, then 45 mins of soothing and unsuccessful attempts to put her in the cot. Sleep for about an hour to repeat the cycle.
Got projectile shat on, can't wait for this part to be over :/
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Post by mcmonkeyplc on Oct 20, 2022 0:25:00 GMT
Why did no one tell me how comically loud newborn farts are? It's brilliant. Quapla my friend! Congratulations! The farts might be funny but the poonami isn’t. Stay safe! 😝
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Post by LegendaryApe on Oct 20, 2022 0:30:23 GMT
Thanks all for the advice
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Post by Dougs on Oct 20, 2022 7:19:11 GMT
Hope all ok now, they worry you rotten eh!
In other news, my daughter had the alcohol talk as part of PHSE last week. Came home with a long list of why it's bad for you and demanded to know if I've ever been drunk....no, of course not darling!
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Post by freddiemercurystwin on Oct 20, 2022 9:21:48 GMT
My eldest (13yr old boy) has been saying queef instead of fart for I don't know how long, being old and obviously 9out of touch with modern slang I assumed it was some term the youth of today commonly use instead of fart. Yesterday I learnt (not from him) that it's the fart a lady may do during sex from her lady bits, I'm not sure if I'm going to tell him or not.
We had a conversation in the car about truancy on the way to school a few weeks back and whether I had ever partaken, being the honest kind of bloke I am I said I had done so about three times but it was only the last period of PE in about the last 3 months of my school life, so I figured it really was pretty minor. You can guess what happened almost literally the next day ...
Naturally my little tale I'd told him was instantly thrown in my face by him after we rebuked him about playing truant.
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Post by Bongo Heracles on Oct 20, 2022 9:26:12 GMT
Mine are all generally cautionary tales. Like how I used to skive off my birthday every year and was too dumb to realise why they kept catching me.
Or when I didnt do my homework so lied that I had a stomach ache to stay off school and ended up in hospital by mid-afternoon after being struck down by god with appendicitis.
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Post by Dougs on Oct 20, 2022 11:29:58 GMT
Haha, you must have been like "WTF"!
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Post by Bongo Heracles on Oct 20, 2022 11:39:42 GMT
It did genuinely feel like divine intervention. The first time someone sticks their fingers up your arse shouldnt be a burley, tree fingered medical student.
It did give me a little bit of 'see? I told you!' credit, though.
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Post by freddiemercurystwin on Oct 21, 2022 13:57:36 GMT
Our eldest has gone off on holiday with his best mate and their parents today, on a canal boat for an entire week, we've been wondering all week if his anxieties would get the better of him and he'd start bottling it but he's been really looking forward to it and has had no hesitations. I'm really quite proud of him.
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