minimatt
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Post by minimatt on Oct 4, 2023 15:40:41 GMT
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Post by Bill in the rain on Oct 5, 2023 1:37:17 GMT
I can't believe you missed the chance for a father ted milk float gif. There are so many to choose from.  |
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Post by X201 on Oct 6, 2023 15:04:57 GMT
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Post by starchildhypocrethes on Oct 6, 2023 15:20:16 GMT
Giant Backrub looks exactly as I imagined.
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Rich
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Post by Rich on Oct 6, 2023 15:23:26 GMT
Turns out he decided to eat Vickers instead of wear her.
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Post by elstoof on Oct 6, 2023 16:03:36 GMT
“Nice one Brian, now can we get a picture of you standing next to the car with a really disappointed look on your face? That’s it, lovely. Just one more, nice… reckon we might make the front page with this Brian!” |
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cubby
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Post by cubby on Oct 6, 2023 16:30:55 GMT
A) how the fuck is that a photo from 10 years ago when the guy is supposed to be 36 years old now?
B) how the fuck is he a security guard? That guy has never burnt a calorie that hasn't involved chewing
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Post by Blue_Mike on Oct 6, 2023 16:41:48 GMT
A) how the fuck is that a photo from 10 years ago when the guy is supposed to be 36 years old now? B) how the fuck is he a security guard? That guy has never burnt a calorie that hasn't involved chewing tyrone_struggles_to_get_out_of_the_car_while_vinny_stares_nonplussed_in_Snatch.gif |
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Post by Trowel 🏴 on Oct 6, 2023 16:45:17 GMT
I don't think it's fair to judge people on their appearance, so let's just say he's had a slew of sexual conquests and definitely does not own a Nintendo Switch.
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X201
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Post by X201 on Oct 6, 2023 17:06:22 GMT
Apparently that photo was from a BBC documentary he took part in about weight loss.
Which means tomorrow’s Mail/Torygraph and Sun headlines will be:
BBC SPAWNED HOLLY MURDERER!
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Post by freddiemercurystwin on Oct 6, 2023 17:49:05 GMT
You should have seen him before the weight loss!
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Lizard
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Post by Lizard on Oct 7, 2023 5:40:11 GMT
This makes it sound like it'd be perfectly legal on a different day of the week.
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geefe
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Post by geefe on Oct 7, 2023 8:23:36 GMT
Friday, he's in court
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sport✅
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Post by sport✅ on Oct 7, 2023 14:24:16 GMT
He chill on Sunday.
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Blue_Mike
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Post by Blue_Mike on Oct 7, 2023 15:08:55 GMT
Monday, he could fall apart.
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Post by Jambowayoh on Oct 7, 2023 15:46:03 GMT
He's making love by Wednesday.
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minimatt
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Post by minimatt on Oct 10, 2023 2:50:57 GMT
John Riccitiello - Unity's CEO - he of the Unity developer fee fiasco a few pages back, is "stepping down" as CEO, president, and board member www.pcgamer.com/unity-ceo-steps-down-effective-immediately/As a middle aged white guy myself, his upward failing career trajectory is a god damn inspiration. |
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lukasz
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Post by lukasz on Oct 10, 2023 3:26:08 GMT
John Riccitiello - Unity's CEO - he of the Unity developer fee fiasco a few pages back, is "stepping down" as CEO, president, and board member www.pcgamer.com/unity-ceo-steps-down-effective-immediately/As a middle aged white guy myself, his upward failing career trajectory is a god damn inspiration. Yeah. He should write a book how to fail successfully Definitely would buy it! |
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Post by elstoof on Oct 12, 2023 13:20:32 GMT
Can’t believe Sir Captain Sir Tom’s daughter pocketed almost a million quid, shocked
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Post by Dougs on Oct 12, 2023 13:33:54 GMT
Who would have thunk it!
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Vortex
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Post by Vortex on Oct 12, 2023 13:37:53 GMT
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-south-yorkshire-67072842This is sad, but semi-amusing in an EG-centric way. Scientist dies of heart cancer. It's quoted as being such a rare occurrence that most, including medical professionals themselves, didn't know heart cancer was a 'thing'- except for all of us at eurogamer after previous ex-user weirdness.
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Post by elstoof on Oct 12, 2023 13:41:53 GMT
It’s so rare that we can’t confirm whether running through the GP’s door and leaving a bugs bunny shaped hole is a symptom or not.
Very sad about the scientist, no age at all and such a promising future ripped away
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Post by simple on Oct 12, 2023 15:54:09 GMT
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Post by Whizzo on Oct 12, 2023 15:58:33 GMT
Quite possibly the worst poster design and idea for that sale they could have done.
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Post by drhickman1983 on Oct 12, 2023 16:42:36 GMT
I mean, it's not a good poster or idea but people were still cunts. That's the problem with the world. people.
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Post by simple on Oct 12, 2023 17:00:26 GMT
You’d have to be a real bellend to not apologise when its pointed out that its the books on the booksale table that are in the booksale rather than continue shovelling the kids club lego into your ikea sack
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Ulythium
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Post by Ulythium on Oct 12, 2023 17:18:39 GMT
I have to admit, I couldn't help but laugh. It reminds me of the time one of my parents' neighbours put a box of home-grown apples on his doorstep, along with a sign telling people to help themselves - a kind gesture that couldn't possibly backfire, one would've thought.
This was the aftermath:
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Post by Whizzo on Oct 12, 2023 17:26:13 GMT
If you tend to assume the worst of people you can only be pleasantly surprised.
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Post by Aunt Alison on Oct 12, 2023 17:39:17 GMT
Are we certain they're not going to bring them back in a week?
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cubby
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Post by cubby on Oct 12, 2023 17:42:47 GMT
You'd be surprised how little I'm surprised.
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