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Post by Danno on Mar 22, 2022 21:16:07 GMT
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Post by Jambowayoh on Mar 22, 2022 21:16:24 GMT
It's a black man and a white man talking to each other and treating each other as equals YOU RACIST. |
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Post by dfunked on Mar 22, 2022 21:18:41 GMT
Ebony and ivory
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Post by Danno on Mar 22, 2022 21:19:32 GMT
It's a black man and a white man talking to each other and treating each other as equals YOU RACIST. It looks more like McCartney trying to out manspread someone on an allegorical piano. But you are right, I am horribly racist. I once refused to order jerk chicken because it sounded like a jerk. |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 22, 2022 21:20:47 GMT
why not friend chicken
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Post by Jambowayoh on Mar 22, 2022 21:21:10 GMT
Can we cancel user Danno pls.
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Post by Aunt Alison on Mar 22, 2022 22:15:28 GMT
The one of the left is riding a baby horse on a treadmill. He's been riding that thing for hours because he doesn't know how to get off. Paul is instructing him on the mounting and dismounting proceedures
If you look at his lips, he's saying "So that's how you do it"
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Post by elstoof on Mar 22, 2022 22:22:19 GMT
Well he’s blind so it’ll take a while
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Post by Aunt Alison on Mar 22, 2022 22:24:17 GMT
Well no one told Paul that
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aubergine
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Post by aubergine on Mar 22, 2022 22:56:07 GMT
This article on the rise and fall of Ken Kutaragi is probably my most referred-to gaming industry article. Maybe in another fifteen years they’ll come full circle and Eurogamer will write a second useful article. www.eurogamer.net/articles/farewell-father-article |
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Post by cubby on Mar 22, 2022 23:02:16 GMT
As someone who hasn't subscribed I like to just read the opening segments as they start to fade, as if the writer is drifting off due to their own inanity. Below is a good example..  |
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Post by retro74 on Mar 22, 2022 23:12:52 GMT
I also own a snood. Almost wish that I’d subscribed now as that seems so relatable
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cubby
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Post by cubby on Mar 22, 2022 23:17:52 GMT
I own at least 3 snoods so I too relate. I got given one by my mother for Christmas which I wore for work during the winter months, and another came free with a mobile phone holder that I bought for running and the other was given to me by my sis....................
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Post by Deleted on Mar 22, 2022 23:25:53 GMT
As someone who hasn't subscribed I like to just read the opening segments as they start to fade, as if the writer is drifting off due to their own inanity. Below is a good example.. I look at it as the Star Wars opening scrolling narrative |
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Post by Aunt Alison on Mar 22, 2022 23:31:17 GMT
/presses fingertips in article, rubs finger and thumb tips together, smells, licks finger
Donlan
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Post by suicida on Mar 22, 2022 23:35:13 GMT
Reminds me of Abe Simpson rambling on
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Post by Lizard on Mar 22, 2022 23:58:04 GMT
Is that a real EG article? Oh dear.
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Post by Jambowayoh on Mar 22, 2022 23:59:25 GMT
Is that a real EG article? Oh dear. #CONTENT |
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Post by Lizard on Mar 23, 2022 0:00:21 GMT
You'd get better content from Spacemonkey.
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Post by Jambowayoh on Mar 23, 2022 0:10:25 GMT
You'd get better content from Spacemonkey. Ahhh man he was something. I always wondered how much of it was an act. |
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Post by JuniorFE on Mar 23, 2022 0:14:49 GMT
You'd get better content from Spacemonkey. Great, now I'm imagining that first line turned into a whole paragraph in the SpaceMonkey style...
"Young and innocent I was when my troubles began. Bereft of the ability to walk I found no support in family nor friends nor others, thus I was forced to rely on the wonders of a cane to assist my feeble legs, all part of a conspiracy, you see, by others, not to allow me to stand on my own two feet, to beat me down and make sure I would have no avenue to liberate myself, find my footing and peddle my art in peace. So downtrodden I was that I never believed myself capable of running, of truly spreading my wings, deprived and locked out as I was of any form of assistance..."
Okay so SpaceMonkey wouldn't bother with puns but I saw my chance and took it, sue me  |
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Post by Lizard on Mar 23, 2022 0:19:46 GMT
I wonder if he ever got enough coin.
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Post by Jambowayoh on Mar 23, 2022 0:23:38 GMT
I wonder if he ever got enough coin. Nah man, those dark forces got in the way. |
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Post by elstoof on Mar 23, 2022 7:31:03 GMT
If I was a former mod I’d probably give back my free premium access tbh
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Post by Psiloc on Mar 23, 2022 9:25:30 GMT
/Googles "what the fuck is a snood"
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Psiloc
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Post by Psiloc on Mar 23, 2022 9:25:43 GMT
Oh one of those
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Post by Bongo Heracles on Mar 23, 2022 10:02:52 GMT
The best part is that, in keeping with everyone who has ever done Parkrun, they managed to get 'I do Parkrun' in before the fadeout.
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Post by Vortex on Mar 23, 2022 10:18:21 GMT
Parkrunners are like vegans. They love to tell you asafp.
I don't do our local parkrun as a 5k run is not worth getting out of bed for early on a saturday morning IMO.
/running snob
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Post by Deleted on Mar 23, 2022 10:33:23 GMT
I don't get parkruns at all. Why the hell would you want to drive to a packed park and do a shitty boring few laps through a crowded area when you could just pop your trainers on and head out your door yourself.
Glad to see the standard of subscriber articles hasn't dipped. What exactly does that website cover any more as it sure as fuck isn't video games.
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Post by Jambowayoh on Mar 23, 2022 10:35:40 GMT
I don't get parkruns at all. Why the hell would you want to drive to a crowded park and do a shitty boring few laps through a crowded area when you could just pop your trainers on and head out your door yourself. So you can write a 200 word article about it to justify charging your supporters 6 quid a month with the promise of 'premium content'. |
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