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Post by paulyboy81 on Feb 25, 2023 23:13:53 GMT
Snapped mine about 10 years ago during the deed with my now wife.
Was completely out of the blue, 2 seconds of absolutely searing pain followed by 20 minutes standing in the shower wondering when the fuck it was going to stop bleeding.
Didn't go to the quacks, healed after a week or two. Once it's gone you do tend to wonder how it didn't happen sooner, seems like piss poor design for the most part if you ask me.
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Post by elstoof on Feb 25, 2023 23:23:49 GMT
frenulum tears in adulthood are most commonly experienced when there was insufficient stretching of the elastic in general hygiene during adolescence, apparently
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Post by Dougs on Feb 26, 2023 8:54:51 GMT
So you're saying that all those with snapped banjos are Smeg heads?  |
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Post by Blue_Mike on Mar 3, 2023 2:24:36 GMT
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Post by 😎 on Mar 3, 2023 2:48:45 GMT
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Post by rawshark on Mar 8, 2023 20:48:15 GMT
God I thought this was actually about banjos.
And I had no idea the string could actually snap. Now it’s all I’m going to think about.
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Post by cubby on Mar 8, 2023 20:52:33 GMT
"Darling, why aren't you thrusting as hard as usual?"
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Post by Frog on Mar 8, 2023 20:59:14 GMT
Snapped mine twice both with same person.
First time I was upstairs in my room with my girlfriend of the time. Had no idea what happened and there was so much blood that it looked like a murder scene. No Google or anything to look it up so my only choice was to go downstairs and ask my mum what had happened. Fucking awesome. Luckily for me my mum was always approachable about things and as awkward as it was it could have been worse.
Second time was in the woods, anyone that found that spot probably called the police thinking there had been a murder.
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Post by Blue_Mike on Mar 8, 2023 21:02:41 GMT
God I thought this was actually about banjos. And I had no idea the string could actually snap. Now it’s all I’m going to think about. "For in much wisdom, is much grief. And he that increaseth knowledge, increaseth sorrow." |
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Post by cubby on Mar 8, 2023 21:09:29 GMT
Second time was in the woods, anyone that found that spot probably called the police thinking there had been a murder.  |
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Post by Frog on Mar 8, 2023 21:22:04 GMT
There hadn't, I never murder people in the woods as it's too cliché.
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Post by KD on Mar 8, 2023 21:48:04 GMT
It's OK, he pleaded manslaughter.
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Post by Frog on Mar 8, 2023 21:56:10 GMT
It was about 30 years ago, draw your own conclusion.
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Post by Dougs on Mar 8, 2023 22:51:34 GMT
Shorter sentence than most marriages etc
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Post by mrpon on Mar 9, 2023 9:02:50 GMT
Second time was in the woods Brown and sticky? |
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Post by elstoof on Mar 9, 2023 11:42:22 GMT
If a frenulum snaps in the woods with no one to hear it, does it made a sound?
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Post by Lukus on Mar 9, 2023 11:46:19 GMT
They're always watching though. You know, the doggers.
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