cubby
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Post by cubby on May 12, 2024 17:12:03 GMT
I have needed a poo for over an hour, we are stuck in a Google enforced detour of the m25 that has taken twice as long as the whole journey should have taken. We are still an hour away from home and hardly anywhere is open. I have gone through two waves of desperately needing to go and it sucking back in, and I'm worried I might not survive the next one.
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Blue_Mike
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Post by Blue_Mike on May 12, 2024 17:31:01 GMT
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cubby
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Post by cubby on May 12, 2024 17:38:52 GMT
I have survived two more waves. The last one required clenching every muscle in my lower body, toes included.
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Vortex
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Post by Vortex on May 12, 2024 17:46:03 GMT
Have a shit in a layby ffs.
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Vortex
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Post by Vortex on May 12, 2024 17:46:38 GMT
Smile and wave at the cars idling on by.
Own that shite. 😀
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Post by cubby on May 12, 2024 17:57:53 GMT
I finally made it, oh the relief! The contractions were getting closer and closer together and the last five minutes were truly painful, as my body clearly knew we were close it decided it must be time. I rushed straight upstairs and had no choice but to bring the excited dogs along with me, so they are both enjoying the stench right now.
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Post by freddiemercurystwin on May 12, 2024 18:05:41 GMT
I always carry emergency toilet roll. I recall Mrs Mercury being unable to hold it in whilst stuck in a jam on the way down to Cornwall once, she was literally crying and we had no choice but to stop so she could run into the woods beside the dual carriage way, turns out she was in full sight of a framer in his tractor. She was mortified. We had a few close shaves with the sprogs over the years, so much so that I considered lugging some kind of travel bog around in the boot but fortunately we seem to be past that now.
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Blue_Mike
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Post by Blue_Mike on May 29, 2024 15:53:27 GMT
I am very pleased to say, that nearly two weeks post-hospital-adventure, I have nothing interesting to report.
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ozthegweat
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Post by ozthegweat on May 29, 2024 18:46:56 GMT
So you were just full of shit?
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