mrpon
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Post by mrpon on Apr 28, 2023 8:53:06 GMT
The LED light on my Miele dishwasher is so bright, I can't actually read the other program settings.
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Post by smoothpete on Apr 28, 2023 8:53:38 GMT
My avocado this morning was ripe but too cold
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MolarAm🔵
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Bad at games
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Post by MolarAm🔵 on Apr 28, 2023 9:04:07 GMT
The videogames I consume aren't quite good enough
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Post by Jambowayoh on Apr 28, 2023 9:12:33 GMT
The poor people I pay to compete in my private Running Man style competition just don't last longer than 1hr. It's incredibly vexing.
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dogbot
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Post by dogbot on Apr 28, 2023 9:13:38 GMT
I'm in a really, really boring meeting.
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Post by drhickman1983 on Apr 28, 2023 9:17:12 GMT
The poached egg I had for breakfast wasn't runny.
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KD
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RIP EG
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Post by KD on Apr 28, 2023 9:19:43 GMT
My delivery is sometime before 10pm today.
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MolarAm🔵
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Bad at games
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Post by MolarAm🔵 on Apr 28, 2023 9:30:48 GMT
I'm comfortable, but think I could be *more* comfortable.
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wunty
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Pastry Forward
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Post by wunty on Apr 28, 2023 9:35:11 GMT
The elastic is going on this pair of pants.
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nexus6
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Post by nexus6 on Apr 28, 2023 9:41:54 GMT
I always end up with second hand pants where the elastic has gone. Midgy Raking isn't what it used to be
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Post by RadicalRex on Apr 28, 2023 10:04:42 GMT
My new keyboard is pretty much perfect, except after some idle time without key presses a small company logo moves by slowly on the mini display until I press a key again.
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Post by RumMonkey on Apr 28, 2023 10:07:06 GMT
The pizza I ordered last night tasted so good it's made me wake up really hungry and I want more pizza.
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Post by freddiemercurystwin on Apr 28, 2023 20:59:31 GMT
Truth be told, this thread could be merged with the random rants thread.
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deebs
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So I was killing this pig with a hammer
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Post by deebs on Apr 29, 2023 3:45:42 GMT
My fridge orders more food off the internet and suggests meals applicable to my lifestyle and personal tastes with appropriate caloric intake, but hasn't yet learned how to deliver beer to my mouth with a snap of my fingers.
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Youthist
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Post by Youthist on Apr 29, 2023 8:18:17 GMT
Nespresso no longer do next day delivery and now have a vague “2-3” days advertised, creating a lot of unnecessary risk and concern. .
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zagibu
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Post by zagibu on Apr 29, 2023 10:08:13 GMT
The water I drink is too hard.
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Post by RumMonkey on Apr 29, 2023 10:24:56 GMT
My bacon sandwich was a bit too salty.
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cubby
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doesn't get subtext
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Post by cubby on Apr 29, 2023 10:29:37 GMT
They stopped making the deodorant that I like, and now I can't find one that smells similar.
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Post by dfunked on Apr 29, 2023 10:32:21 GMT
I've got far too much cash, and keep forgetting to go to the post office to deposit it.
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cubby
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doesn't get subtext
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Post by cubby on Apr 29, 2023 11:04:04 GMT
Oh hey, new best friend!
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Lizard
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I love ploughmans
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Post by Lizard on Apr 29, 2023 11:21:51 GMT
I can't find which thread spawned this one.
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Post by LegendaryApe on Apr 29, 2023 11:42:17 GMT
The water I drink is too hard. stop being so sexy then
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Post by Vandelay on Apr 29, 2023 14:25:57 GMT
I have enough money and the means to access lots of media, but not enough time to consume it.
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Youthist
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Post by Youthist on Apr 29, 2023 14:49:47 GMT
The strawberries in the fridge are too cold to the bite.
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Post by Honk If You're Horny? on Apr 29, 2023 15:42:43 GMT
My next day delivery is downstairs in the entrance area not outside my front door. I'll have to take the lift 3 floors to pick it up.
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Post by technoish on Apr 29, 2023 18:50:04 GMT
My next day delivery is downstairs in the entrance area not outside my front door. I'll have to take the lift 3 floors to pick it up. Get a deliveroo for dinner, ask them to bring it up on the way?
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Lukus
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Post by Lukus on Apr 29, 2023 18:55:06 GMT
I beat my man servant to death after he squeezed the tea bag whilst removing it from my mug and now I have no one to remove his bloodstains from my carpet.
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Post by Nanocrystal on Apr 29, 2023 21:18:57 GMT
Just finished Breath of the Wild on my Switch, and wanted to play Hitman 3 next but that's on my PS5 which is in my other house.
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zagibu
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Post by zagibu on Apr 29, 2023 21:19:24 GMT
The air I breathe is too dry, so I bought a machine to make it moister, but the machine has to be maintained.
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ekz
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Post by ekz on Apr 30, 2023 1:03:34 GMT
I bought a 6pack at aldi and I still didn't have enough time to pick it up before the next person's items were being thrown at me.
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