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Post by Danno on Apr 10, 2024 22:16:07 GMT
Now the real question is who are those deviants that use the outie stapler setting. The same maniacs staple in the middle of an edge instead of the top left corner
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Post by elstoof on Apr 10, 2024 22:20:45 GMT
Who needs to clip paper in this day and age, just send a pdf
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Post by Danno on Apr 10, 2024 22:27:38 GMT
Who needs to clip paper in this day and age, just send a pdf I was going through a pdf earlier today that really needed an index, but there wasn't one. No hyperlinked contents either. Give me paper in that scenario
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Post by LegendaryApe on Apr 11, 2024 9:45:46 GMT
I work with legal documents on occasion so ye olde paperclip still comes in handy
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Post by nexus6 on Apr 11, 2024 9:53:36 GMT
Nothing better than having a document printed out imo.
Now with stapling (non-outie of course) there are several options: all top left natch but parallel with the top edge (horizontal), the left side edge (vertical) or diagonal (deviant)
I like those metal clips you get too that need a plastic device to attach. Lends an air of class to things.
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Post by drakesmoke on Apr 11, 2024 10:29:33 GMT
I used to do tribunals against the DWP.
They send the appellants approximately 200 loose pages of pea-soup coloured paper.
The only solution to this was a combo of hole punch/treasury tags.
Get it right and the hold is like no other. Punch your hole too close to an edge though and you are a participant in a nightmare.
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Post by Jambowayoh on Apr 11, 2024 10:33:26 GMT
I used to do tribunals against the DWP. They send the appellants approximately 200 loose pages of pea-soup coloured paper. The only solution to this was a combo of hole punch/treasury tags. Get it right and the hold is like no other. Punch your hole too close to an edge though and you are a participant in a nightmare. Ahh good ol' treasury tags. God I hated working for the DWP.
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Post by ekz on Apr 11, 2024 10:33:47 GMT
There's an inside and an outside to staplers? Have I inadvertently been doing it wrong my entire life?
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Post by nexus6 on Apr 11, 2024 11:08:23 GMT
The 'strike plate' or the metal bit on the base of the stapler will usually be on a spring - you can push it up from below and rotate it 180 degrees to change the staple splay. Standard factory issue in 'innie' and deviant sex pest/lamp shade made from human skin setting is to send the ends out the way.
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Post by cubby on Apr 11, 2024 12:09:06 GMT
Preach brother, if I ever meet someone who intentionally outies their staples I will call the police.
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Post by drakesmoke on Apr 11, 2024 12:09:16 GMT
I never figured out how to do the ‘magazine’ type where it is stapled through the actual centre forming a spine. I presume it requires specialist equipment or esoteric knowledge and power.
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Post by cubby on Apr 11, 2024 12:12:29 GMT
You need a really long one, I only ever saw one in my university library, they had all the cool shit.
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Post by elstoof on Apr 11, 2024 12:14:03 GMT
Or you can use two normal ones, open the hinges of both and line up the top and bottom
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Post by nexus6 on Apr 11, 2024 12:23:41 GMT
I never figured out how to do the ‘magazine’ type where it is stapled through the actual centre forming a spine. I presume it requires specialist equipment or esoteric knowledge and power. FETCH THE LONG-ARM STAPLER!!!
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Post by drakesmoke on Apr 11, 2024 13:28:40 GMT
There’s also the point of failure (which can be affected by the density of paper) whereby you are emasculated in your attempts to staple a bundle of paper an inch thick, and you end up either with distorted staples flying everywhere or with one stabby prong end protruding on the underside - which always manages to scratch you.
Bring on the paperless office I say.
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Post by robthehermit on Apr 11, 2024 13:43:33 GMT
Why is top left diagonal deviant? Makes it easier to fold the pages to the back while your reading.
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Post by nexus6 on Apr 11, 2024 13:46:23 GMT
Looks like we've got one here lads....
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Post by Dougs on Apr 11, 2024 14:44:18 GMT
Treasury tags are hands down the best imo.
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Post by Lizard on Apr 11, 2024 19:54:11 GMT
I bind my documents, you lot are peasants.
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Post by dfunked on Apr 11, 2024 20:11:12 GMT
Oh cool, someone 3D printed the attachment icon!
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Post by grey_matters on Apr 11, 2024 20:23:04 GMT
Say what you like about paper clips but they are a decent back up to those SIM release tools that you always lose due to infrequent use. Or they would be if you hadn't also lost the paperclips due to infrequent use.
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Post by brokenkey on Apr 11, 2024 20:45:39 GMT
I've got one of those catch-fire ideal boilers. Second one I've had the first one corroded.
It's fine
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Post by brokenkey on Apr 11, 2024 20:51:53 GMT
No, wait. It's cheap. That's what I meant.
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Post by askew on Apr 11, 2024 21:23:23 GMT
You need a really long one, I only ever saw one in my university library, they had all the cool shit. Bet they had a plotter and a laminator!
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Post by Danno on Apr 11, 2024 21:56:10 GMT
Why is top left diagonal deviant? Makes it easier to fold the pages to the back while your reading. Exactly. Parallel staples are a sign of someone that doesn't intend to actually read or use what they're stapling.
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Post by otto on Apr 15, 2024 12:30:21 GMT
Treasury tags obviously. I remember posting on EG once that treasury tags are to the European Commission what snout is to HMP Brixton. They are not widely used or available here which means that the ones I smuggle in from the UK are a currency worth shivving someone for.
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Post by drakesmoke on May 25, 2024 22:54:26 GMT
Anyone help with a sharing Prime Video question please?
We currently have access to Prime on multiple TVs in the house, including downstairs TV, bedroom TVs (via our Sky mini boxes) and my Xbox via the app.
Child, 13 has asked for it to be put on her iPad tonight (via WhatsApp, god forbid she should have a conversation with me).
I’m not averse to this in principle but I’m wary of my Amazon login living on a key chain on her iPad, both for my own security should she lose it and so that she doesn’t acquire access to my Amazon shopping. Not only would she ruin any birthday or Xmas surprises like that, I don’t want her seeing odd things in my purchase history 😂
Anybody with experience of sharing it similarly and is there a way to make sure things are appropriately locked down? If she could have a separate login that would be brilliant. I’m going to have a nightmare setting it up either way because she will be HORRIBLE about letting me hold one of her devices and will probably literally sit on my shoulder.
The other thing I’m a bit wary of is the capacity for her to accidentally sign me up to recurring trials of channels when desparate to watch a particular thing (I think Prime Video is really nefarious in this regard).
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Post by Dougs on May 26, 2024 6:33:57 GMT
Prime Video and main Amazon apps are separate so you should be able to install Video on her iPad without any reason for her to see or know your main password. And just check your settings to make sure password is required for purchases (which would include channel trials).
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Post by dfunked on May 26, 2024 6:45:17 GMT
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Post by drakesmoke on May 26, 2024 9:10:29 GMT
Thanks guys. I will explore both avenues. If she can share my prime delivery too then having her own account may be good.
In terms of the ads, yes they can be a bit intrusive, although much less so than traditional TV, so as things stand I’d say it’s a bit of hyperbole to suggest it’s gone sh*t. The UI and controls, which have never changed as far as I remember, are and always have been faecal though!
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